If you read the last chapter you'd know that it's 3 months later come on do you guys just read random chapters or something?
"Well it took 3 months, but the sky lasers are done!" Said Robotimo who did ALL of the work.
"Good work Robotimo, that sure was a rough 3 months that passed!" Said Spine who was digging a hole with his shovel. Also it's been 3 months.
Well no one really knew how long they had before Grogar arrived, so they decided to do something to pass the time.
So a ton of ponies died and a lot more needed shelter and aid, so that would be a good way to pass the time.
BUT NAAAAAAAAAAH LETS HAVE A PARTY INSTEAD!
Twix Bar climbed onto a podium made of pony bones.
"My dear subjects, it is at last time!" She said as she pulled a rope and a huge banner fell behind her.
"THE WORLDS BIGGEST TEA PARTY!" Said the banner who sounded a lot like Antonio Banderas. In fact his name is Antonio Banerderas. This was not planned in advance but whatever OKAY SO NOW LETS GO SEE HOW SCOOTS IS DOING!
Scootaloo was just doing kid stuff I don't know maybe she was playing with Apple Friend. And like Changeshape is looking for lumber for her tree house. And I don't know maybe McDreamy is working on a super star destroyer or something man I don't know I can't concentrate I just want to talk about the worlds biggest tea party!
SO LETS DO THAT!
The history of the worlds biggest tea party dates back to 200 S.N.B.Y (Swooty Not Born Yet). It was started by the king of the time, The Big Bad Dino Daddy.
The Big Bad Dino Daddy had just lead his people in a great war against the Prehistoric Wuzzle invaders. The war had been horrible, but The Big Bad Dino Daddy was a freaking dinosaur, so him and his army just stepped on the Wuzzles.
After the war, The Big Bad Dino Daddy decided that they needed a big party to get everyone's minds off of the death of twenty million dinosaurs. Thus the plans began.
First they needed to invent tea. In those days tea was literally Lava. So they used rock cups to drink lava, but that happens later.
The "Tea Palace" was built over the course of 20 days, and many more dinosaurs died in the process. It was a palace like none ever seen.
Next they needed music, so they hired Frank Sinatra and it was going to be a great show!
Well now they needed food. This was when they remembered that they had millions of Wuzzles in prison camps!
Everything was ready!
So every dinosaur showed up and they drank the lava.
This was the extinction of the dinosaurs.
So yeah the entire Swooty Squad joined together in Horse Capital U.S.A!
"So are we going to put together a battle plan?" Asked Scootaloo.
"Nah it's TEA TIME!" Said Twix Bar and music started to play.
Scootaloo and McDreamy froze in shock. Twix Bar suddenly stood on her back legs. She had a backwards baseball cap on, sunglasses, and a microphone.
The next 2 hours was a detailed rap about the entire plan to set up the tea party, including the complete history. Scootaloo was impressed at how many times she was able to fit "Big Bad Dino Daddy" into the rap and still make it rhyme.
Robotimo, Changeshape, and Spine clapped.
"That was the finest tea party planning rap I've heard in WEEKS!" Said Spine.
"BRAVO!" Said Changeshape as she turned into confetti.
Robotimo just started dancing and saying "BOY THAT WAS TIGHT!" For like 10 minutes.
Apple Friend started crying with joy.
Scootaloo decided not to question it.
McDreamy shrugged and joined Robotimo.
Grogar drew near.
IT'S PARTY TIME!