I woke up this morning at 7:00 to assemble all of my Changelings to carry out with my revenge plot. I must say, I thought of a good plan. Queen Chrysalis will NOT be silenced! EQUESTRIA WILL BE MINE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, where was I going with this? Oh, yes, I assembled my army early in the morning. I told every Changeling in the dimension to meet me in the Throne Room. "Alright, my army," I announced. "Perhaps you have heard of my plan for revenge on Equestria?" Everypony nodded. "Good. Now, we will split into two divisions to conquer different parts of Equestria. There will be a Canterlot Division and a Backup Canterlot Division. But first, we must do roll call."
I counted all of the Changelings in the room, which was supposed to be 400, but we only had 399.
"We're missing one," I announced. All of the Changelings looked around and asked each other where that Changeling was. And then I noticed which one was missing. "Changeling 78463 is missing. Once she is found, she will pay the penalty for not coming to a Royal Gathering. But until then, we will carry out our plan. You 200 will be in the Canterlot Division," I said, pointing to 200 Changelings. "And you 199 will be in the Crystal Empire division." I said pointing to the other Changelings. "You," I shouted to one of the Changelings in the Canterlot Division. "You will command the Canterlot Division." That Changeling looked happy as I gave her the General Hat. I gave another hat to another changeling and told him he'd command the Backup Canterlot Division.
"Here, take some tents with you," I gave both armies some tents. "I'll stay behind in this dimension. Come back when you've done your duty. Got it?" The whole army nodded. "Okay, now I'll open the portal to Equestria." I opened the portal, and the Armies marched through. Once they were gone, I had a weird feeling that that missing Changeling wasn't missing. I suspected the worst possible thing..."A rebel," I thought aloud. "Our "missing" Changeling is a rebel. I have to find her and kill her. This is SOOO against Royal Policy."