It was a pretty hot day in Ponyville, everyone trying to find a way to cool down, buildings were pact because of the air conditioning they provided. Especially a certain sweet shop.
"Pinkie Pie, Dim Sum ordered a huge cake!" Called Carrot Cake.
"Oh, I know! This day marks the 5 year anniversary since Dim Sum & Sunset Shimmer reunited!"
Yeah, it had been 5 years since that fateful day. Sunset Shimmer, her assistant Dim Sum, and Dim Sum's long lost twin sister Krystal had all moved into Twilight's castle. It was pretty lively, Spike making much more food, assisting Twilight, having dragons to interact with, feeling Sunset Shimmer's petting. Yeah, Sunset petting him was the best thing back when they went on adventures in the human world. But, it seems even though Spike got 2 dragon friends from this, he now feels regret for meeting Dim Sum & Krystal because his life...turned funny for everyone.
"(Huh? Why is it hard for me to breathe?)" Spike woke-up to see Krystal on top of him, kissing him. Then, upon discovering this, caused Spike to scream hysterically while flailing his arms and legs uncontrollably. That's when he put his palms of both his arms & legs onto Krystal's chest & belly. Then he pushed as hard as he could! It was like trying to pull the glue trap off of your dog's face because they saw something they thought the dead rat/mouse was food. Eventually Spike pushed the very affectionate dragoness off of him!
"Aww, why'd you that for?"
"Krystal, I thought I already told you, I will not be your boyfriend!"
"But why not?"
"I thought I made it clear that I'm into ponies! Not dragons!"
"Don't say Spike, you're making your girlfriend upset." Krystal said with a fake frown.
"I told you, you're not my girlfriend!"
"Sorry Spike, but I refuse that fact!" That's when she jumped at Spike!
Spike dodged fast and booked as Krystal face planted with the bed frame!
As Spike was running for his life again, Krystal gave chase!
"Spiiiiiike, come back here!"
"No! Get away from me!"
"It's our 5 year anniversary Spike!"
"Yeah, 5 years of my own regret!"
Then they pass by Sunset Shimmer & Dim Sum.
"Hey Spike, Krystal, could you 2 watch out for a cake that Pinkie Pie is bringing? We're celebrating the 5 year anniversary with our friends from both worlds." Asked Sunset Shimmer. "Me, Dim Sum, and Twilight, are going to get our friends from the other world. We'll be back soon!"
"Got it big sis!" Krystal replied before turning her attention back to Spike. "Spiiiiiiiike? Come back here!"
"Never!"
"Those 2 sure get along don't they?" Twilight said in a sarcastic tone.
"Don't worry, Spike's resistance will die soon." Dim Sum replied.
"How are you so sure?"
"Trust me, he can't resist the truth forever."
"The truth?"
"No matter how hard he fights it, he will marry Krystal in the end. Just like Timmy Turner & Tootie, just like Chowder & Panini, even Yuno & Yuki."
"Wait, but in Mirai Nikki they didn't get married, they only experienced it." Said Twilight
"Still counts in my book."
Meanwhile, outside the castle, Spike closed the doors behind him hearing an audible thud!
"Hah! Later sucker!" That's when he felt a kiss on his cheek.
"Gah! What the?"
"*Giggle*"
"(Of course, I'm living the girl chasing guy life, of course that wouldn't be enough to...)"
That's when Krystal lunged at Spike! Spike then dodged and dashed!
"Spike, come back!" Then she flew after him. "Spike, just kiss me back!"
"Noooooooooooo!" He shouted back.
"What wrong with me?"
"Dating the same race? No! I wanna prove to the world how far a dragon & pony can go beyond friendship!"
"We can teach that to our kids after we get married!"
"What makes you think I'll marry you?"
"It's destiny!"
Spike then hid behind a tree.
"*Phew!*"
He thought he was safe until a kiss came from behind his head!
"What the?!"
The tree was Krystal in disguise!
Then Spike jumped into the wateringhole!
"Ack! I just remembered I can't swim!"
That's when Krystal pulled his out cold body ashore then performed CPR, you could tell he was saved by his horrible screaming and then he jumped up and ran away again! Spike saw a bench and newspaper and decided to read it!
"Spike, you can't fool..." Then as Krystal removed the newspaper...
"HANDS!!!"
"Ah! Lyra!"
"Later sucker!"
"I'd rather suck face."
"What the..."
Then Krystal did the lip sucking kiss. Spike countered the kiss by blowing hot air into Krystal before her cheeks started to hurt!
"Ow!"
"Sorry about that!" Spike said as he ran away again!
"Aww, you're so nice Spike."
Spike then climbed a tree.
"Spike & Krystal, sitting in a tree..."
"(Bwuh! Not a good idea!)"
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"N-O-P-E, we're not!" Spike was about to jump off the branch but that's when Krystal caught him and brought him back up to kiss him silly! Spike struggled out & then fell out of the tree breaking everything!
"Spike! Are you okay? Do you need me to take you to the hospital then kiss all of your bruises?"
That's when Spike re aligned his jaw, popped his collar bones back in place, and then fixed his jaws, and then dashed off again to avoid his affectionate pursuer, Spike then jumped over a charging dragoness who then crashed into a pile of crates! Spike then ducked under a booth!
"Howdy Spike, avoiding Krystal again?" Asked Applejack.
"Yeah, what are you doing here?"
"What else? Selling cold cider to the ponies, and phew! Is it hot!"
"Hey AJ, have you seen Spike anywhere?"
Spike gestured Applejack to lie to Krystal.
"Yeah, I'll tell you where he went, but 1st, do you want some cider?"
"Yes please!"
So Krystal payed the bits, and Applejack was about to hand Krystal the cider until suddenly she splashed the cider all over Spike!
"Ah! What was that for?" Spike shouted in a rage!
"*Gasp!*"
"Uh-oh!"
"Drink-up Krystal!"
Krystal's mouth then began to water. Spike then began running as soon as he saw that!
"Applejack you traitor!"
"Hey, I'm Honesty, not Loyalty, I'll see ya'll at the anniversary party."
"Yay! You hear that Spike? It's the 5 year anniversary of our relationship!"
"More like the anniversary of when I met the kiss crazy monster!"
Spike then ran around a light post. with Krystal in pursuit until...
"Huh? Spike? Where'd you go?"
Spike was on top of the light post, then he sneaked away until he felt another kiss.
"Ah!"
"Ah!" Krystal squawked. "Hahahaha."
That's when Spike blindly ran into the Everfree Forest! Krystal stopped in her tracks.
"*Gasp!* Oh-no! Don't worry Spike, I'll save you!"
Meanwhile...
"Please tell me that I finally escaped." That's when Spike realized where he was. "Oh, I'll go to the castle of the 2 sisters! There are plenty of places to hide from her there!"
Meanwhile...within the castle...
"Hmm...what an interesting castle, what do you say boys? Make this our new HQ?" Asked a tall purple mare with green tendril like locks.