Me and Bon Bon were walking on the road. I trusted Myth to stay home alone, so he could continue building his portal and whatever else projects he has. "You know Lyra, we've been together for as long as I remember."
"Yeah, I guess that's true." I leaned a little closer to her.
"But I was thinking we should make it.. official."
"Bon, everypony knows that we're together." I smirked.
"But wouldn't you like to have a wedding?"
"I dunno."
"Besides, everypony would attend it, right? Just like the last one."
"Well, there was a problem with the last wedding in Ponyville. You had to go 'fight' that Beebear, which you never did, and you came back, again, without helping to defeat it. Twilight and her friends did all the work, but yeah, everypony did attend it. I approve of a wedding for us as long as you don't go too far as to wanting foals, because that's where I draw the line."
"I wasn't even planning on saying that."
"Sure you weren't.." I said, then giggling a little. We arrived to our destination. The park. Me and Bons usual bench stood in front of us. In fact, we use that bench so much they should engrave our names into it. "So.. we sit down on our bench?"
"Yup." Answered Bons. I sat down, in my usual position. Bon Bon sat in the strange pony way.
"Why do you always have to sit like that?" Bon Bon wasn't pleased.
"Why do you always have to sit like that?"
"Because it's normal."
"Whatever."
"Do you want me to clean your ears?" Bon Bon asked, which may sound odd to some ponies/people.
"Bon Bon, why do you pamper me?"
"I'm just taking care of you.."
"Which honestly, I like, but still.." I layed down on Bon Bon's lap. She started cleaning my ears.
"It's because you're special to me."
"I love you Bons."
"Aww, I know you do Lyra." Bon Bon smiled. "And so do I." After she was done, we walked back home, as there was nothing really to do. I found Myth in the living room.
"Back already?" He turned around.
"Yep." Said Bon Bon. I walked up to Myth.
"Ya know Myth, I was thinking.. Myth Wanderer could also be a mare's name."
"And..?" He raised a brow.
"Just saying. It does, doesn't it?"
"Actually, it kinda does." He smirked.
"So, watchya doing?"
"Putting the finishing touches on the portal." He smiled.
"Awesome! Is that your only project?"
"I got a few other things." He shrugged.
"Like?"
"Well.. there's this necklace I'm making so that when you put it on, you can transport items through the portal. I'm also making a bracelet that makes you a human."
"Are any of them done?"
"Well.. almost. Everything should be ready by tomorrow." I walked to Bon Bon, who was in the kitchen cooking dinner.
"What are we eating?" I asked.
"Carrots." Replied Bon Bon. I looked at the clock that hanged from the wall. It was 6 P.M. I went to try out my phone once more. This time, I checked out the internet. I, again, followed Myths instructions in his tutorial he said. I searched up humans, then boats, then cars, planes, trains, and images of Earth and the moon, and I found planets called Mars and Jupiter, which then interested me in finding more, and I learned there's also Pluto, Venus, and Neptune. And I knew there was a sun, obviously.
Then I suddenly had a thought. I searched up ponies. When I clicked on images, I hid under the blanket. "What kind of sick image of ponies is that!?" They were Hideous!! They looked nothing like ponies! I clicked on the search bar, about to delete my search, when I saw 'suggestions' under it. Only two caught my interest. My Little Pony, and Pony groomers, as the other searches were either 'Horses' or 'How to tell if your horse is a mare or stallion' or even 'how to take good care of your pony'.
I clicked on Pony groomers, and immediately went back. It involves those dreaded images! I clicked on 'My Little Pony', although it seems like a human book about ponies or another pony care website. What I found almost made me blush.Real ponies. Twilight and her friends, me, Bon Bon, Octavia, Vinyl, practically more than half of everypony that exists, all there, on the Internet. Even Spike and Discord were there. "Humans know about us.." I didn't know how I felt.
I liked having fans of me, especially fans on everypony, but I felt all my privacy gone. I searched my name up on the Internet. Fanfic, images, everything. I searched Bon Bon up, and the same things popped up, even websites with info on us! Some were real information and things, and some weren't. Not even a quarter was right. Not even half a a quarter. I searched me and Bon Bon's names up. Lyra Bon Bon bench. Lyra Bon Bon hugging. R34..? What's that?
The moment I clicked, it, I threw my phone at the wall. No joke, my phone actually has a dent in it because of me throwing at the wall.. ugh, you got me. Some of the dents and cracks were because of games. Yeah, in real time, I actually stopped raging from games and stuff at my phone. "Lyra, Myth, dinner's ready!" I galloped outside of the room.
"Coming!!" I sat down at the table before Bon Bon even set down the food, and before Myth even moved a step, although he was standing up with a blank face after I passed him.
"Woah, you seriously can't be that hungry!" Exclaimed Bon Bon. Everypony was sitting down.
"Nope, I'm not."
"Well would you care to explain why you're so eager to get to the kitchen?" I looked up, still chewing, mouth full, and said 'humans', but instead, it came out like this:
"Hwuemwens" They both stared at me.
"What?" Asked Myth. I swallowed.
"Humans."
"You're way too eager to continue what you were doing with humans, weren't you?"
"No!!" I suddenly yelled. "I mean.. no." They both eyed me suspiciously. "What?"
"You aren't going back to your phone or reading your book, but you said humans." Said Bon Bon.
"Yeah, I just made a shocking discovery."
"What?" Asked Myth.
"R thirty four."
"What's that?" Asked Myth.
"You don't wanna know." Now now, this doesn't mean I'm done with humans. No sirree. I'm still into them, just that your 'r34' and 'r64' is disturbing. I'll continue the next chapter, where it place in the morning, where some weird things happen... well, kinda.