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// Episode 100: SMASHED Chunks of Life 
// Story: Yak to the Future 
// by hazeyhooves 
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“Wedding perfect. So romantic.”

“So true.”

“This day just perfect. Kind of day yaks dream since small.”

“Big trouble getting all ponies to wedding on time. But yaks look back and laugh.”

“Me love Derpy and Doctor. So cute together.”

“...”

“......”

“What?”

“'Derpy'? That not her proper name.”

“Doctor pony accent annoying. How you can like?”

“Me disagree. Best part.”

“Best part? You mean say DJ and Cello pony. Perfect music.”

“...”

“......”

“Agree?”

“Me hate. How come DJ not talk?”

“Why DJ play with cello pony? Always solo before. Sell out.”

“DJ do what DJ want. Yaks must accept.”

“Special agent and best friend better ponies. Tell best jokes!”

“Yuck.”

“Yuck.”

“Why?”

“Why ponies not couple? Only best friends? That not me head-imagination.”

“Me SMASH you head-imagination.”

“Me SMASH you face.”

“Me SMASH you momma face.”

Nopony paid attention to the yaks as they wrestled and slammed into each other all night. Except for Gummy, who sees all.