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// Ending 4: The Golden Eggs 
// Story: Satisfaction Guaranteed 
// by Zurvan 
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Ending 4: The Golden Eggs
By: TheGreatEater

“Great now you tell me,” Scoots said before a rumbling feeling filled her stomach, “Oh! I don’t feel so good.”
        
Scootaloo’s forelegs gripped her stomach as she doubled over. Her stomach rapidly expanding, before she moaned as a golden baby sized egg popped out of her filly hole. Followed by another, then another, and another. 

“Wow! Is that gold!?” Flam yelled excitedly. 

With that one comment everypony flocked over to Scootaloo who was popping out eggs at an alarming rate. Moaning as one egg after another rolled out of her. 

“Hey! I’m gonna get me some too!” Rainbow Dash yelled throwing ten bits down before chugging a potion that was on the table. Only for her fur to erupt around her and turn rainbow colored, giving her the look of a giant rainbow pom-pom. 

Twilight teleported beside the poor pegasus filly, “Dash! Scootaloo here is clearly in pain, and you guzzle a potion not made for pegasi before helping her?”

The pom-pomasus wiggled shamefully before leaning over Scoots, “Sorry squirt … I guess I got caught up in thinking of free gold, I’m sorry.”

“Please let me di-i-ie!” Scoots moaned as her thirtieth egg popped out. With no signs of slowing down.

“Don’t worry Scootaloo,  me and the girls will find a place for you and your eggs, until we can find a way to stop this,” Twilight said gently, giving PomDash a ‘you better pull through on this’ glare.


***3 weeks later***


Rainbow Dash had returned to normal a few days prior, but had as she had throughout Scootaloo’s ordeal stay beside her little filly sister. For emotional support … and a great amount of fear of what Twilight would do if she tried escaping again. After all it wasn’t Rainbow Dash’s fault that she was uncomfortable with emotional situations, and child birth made her queasy. 

“Dash?” Scootaloo panted, as they rested above a mountain of golden eggs. Twilight said that one egg alone was worth 16,223 bits already making her the wealthiest pony in history. With an estimated 907,200 eggs, or 14,726,577,600 bits. Aka. Richer than Celestia’s, and Cadance’s nations put together in all the history of Equestria. 

“Yeah Squirt?” 

“I’m sorry you have to stay with me,” Scoots mumbled. 

“Nah! It’s no big. I mean sure it’s kinda unnerving seeing you pop these suckers out at 30 eggs a minute is pretty weird. But well … I’m supposed to be your big sister. So well … I’m here for you squirt. And your stomach's not doing that expanding thing anymore. So I think that was the last of them.”

“Yay!” Scoots whispered enthusiastically. 

Just then the mountain started to rumble and shake. Sensing danger Dash rushed to the door to open it so the eggs could roll out and not explode her little sis. As the last of the eggs rolled out, surrounding ponyville in a flood of golden eggs with Scootaloo sitting in the center of them all. They hatched. 

The infants had the front half of a Scootaloo, with Scootaloo wings, but their back half was that of a chicks. With orange feathers and a bright violet tail. As one they all looked at Scootaloo, and the ScootaChicks yelled, “Momma! Momma!” 

And that folks is how Scootaloo gave birth to the race of Scootkins, and became the wealthiest pony in all of history. 

Foal sized egg. About 3 lbs, or 1.3 kilograms. In gold that's 48,671 USD


. USD to Bits is USD/3. That puts it at 16,233.666r.