And so, a race began to see who would wake up Luna first. Spike, finding his way through the castle to the armory while Twilight made a tea to wake up the princess. Hey, quick off topic question, are Luna’s Witnesses supposed to be an MLP parody of Jehovah’s Witnesses? Cause that don’t make sense. You see the Jehovah’s Witnesses believe that Jehovah, the god of Israel, is the original god, and the creator of the world. They also believe god is a forgiving spirit and one day plans to eradicate the corrupted government systems and establish a new world in…
Wait a minute, why am I preaching this!? Let just get back to the point. So Luna told Spike there was a “Device” he could use to kill her, thus waking her up from her dream world. Luna would do it herself, but the device requires one to have opposable thumbs or claws to operate. Spike didn’t know what this device was, but he had to find it. However, he couldn’t.
Spike got lost in the castle. And it felt the more lost he got, the horrified he became from running into more naked stallion statues that seemed to be everywhere in the castle. “Oh come on!” Spike bellyached, “If I make it out of here alive and with some sanity left in me, I’m going to really be mad at Twilight.” Well why not Spike, she’s the one who sent you to this dream land in the first place. Meanwhile back in the real world Twilight and Cadence were busy doing what they can to gather in ingredients while trying to make sure Celestia doesn’t find out about it.
As Twilight quickly made her way to the gardens, Cadence searched for her Aunt to try and stall her. Things were going crazy, and the royal guards were searching high and low for the missing princess. Twilight had to sneak by all of them, trying not to get caught. The guards would surely question her if they spotted her. She had to avoid being caught whatever the price. She slowly made her way to the back entrance of the castle. Which took almost forever. Two guard ponies watched the back entrance.
Twilight had to think of a way to sneak by them. She needed a clever disguise. This looked like a job for…DEE MAGIX 
. But Twilight didn’t want to risk her magic aura would lead the guards to her so…instead she used a fake mustache. I know I’m being lazy with my writing right now. But I need to finish this story now so I can continue working on other stories. Anyway, Cadence eventually caught up with her aunt, who was in her room, pacing nervously and wondering why the moon was still up. Cadence slowly walked up to her.
"Hey aunt Celestia. What'cha doing?" (Phineas and Ferb reference).
"Cadence!" the Princess of the Sun exclaimed, "Thank goodness you're here. I fear that Luna is in danger, and with no one to lower the moon, I fear that morning may arrive late." Cadence began to worry.
"Don't panic aunty," Cadence said nervously, "I'm sure Luna will turn out."
Just then, a Royal guard pony entered the room. "Your Highness!" he exclaimed, "We found Princess Luna!"
Cadence's heart sank. "Oh F-BLEEP! I forgot about Luna herself. Someone had to guard her room and make sure no one entered!" She whispered to herself. "Oh God Dammit!" 
As for Celestia, she was relieved. "Oh, thank Elysium she's okay!" She exclaimed, "Where is she?"
"That's just it Princess. She seems to be sleeping...In her room."
Princess Celestia was surprised. This whole time, Luna was sleeping in her room on the job? "Oh dear sister. Why?" Celestia said softly. "Quick, take me to her room. We have to wake her up!"
"Yes Ma'am!"
"WAIT!" Cadence shouted from a distance.
"Cadence?" said Princess Celestia, "What is wrong?"
"Well, uh? You see, uh? You didn't get to hear this amazing poem that I wrote for you."
"You wrote me a poem, oh how sweet." replied Celestia, "But it will have to wait, Cadence. We need to wake up Luna first."
"Oh," Cadence replied sadly, "If you rather not hear it. I understand. 
Princess Celestia rolled her eyes. She saw where this was going. "Oh, alright Cadence. Let's hear it."
"...Okay. Uh, hem! Uncrowned Queen. Empress of the solar beam. You are my aunt, the one I need."
The guard pony slowly leaned towards Celestia. "This, is going to take a while." he whispered.
Back in dream world, Spike had walked up and down 3 different hallways and ran into 15 different rooms. None of them looked like the armory. In fact, Spike was lost, and he forgot where Luna told him where it was located. Spike walked on and on, room after room. Finally he found the down stairs leading to the basement. Suddenly, he remembered that, Luna said the armory was in in the basement. "Oh YES!" Spike exclaimed, "Finally!" He ran down the stairs to the basement and opened the entrance door. The he saw more hallway. He searched each door one by one. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No-Whoa, hold on! This was it. Spike found the armory. Now all he had to do was find the device.
Luna told him the object was shaped like an L shape. It had a trigger on the right angel, and it was made of wood and metal. "Let's see, where is it?" Spike said to himself. "It has to around here somewhere." So Spike went on searching.
Meanwhile, Twilight ransacked the gardens for Dragon Tongue flowers and a mushroom. She found a mushroom, but where were the Dragon Tongue flowers? She quickly began to panic. It was already 6:17, and if Luna didn't wake up soon, the world would plunge into chaos.
"Did some pony say...CHAOS!"
"Not now Discord! I'm writing!"
"Oh, your no fun."
Back to the story. Twilight decided to forget the Dragon Tongue plants and just find Fire Salt. So she made her back inside the castle and searched for the kitchen. Twilight had to move fast, it as already 6:34, and time is running out. Meanwhile, Spike searched for the device that Luna told him to find. He must've searched forever, because he could not find anything. He was ready to give up.
"Oh, this is taking forever!" he bellyached. "I'll never find..." Just then, Spike turned around, and found an L shaped device with a trigger made of wood and metal. "...The DEVICE!" Spike exclaimed. "Yes! Now all I got to do is run back to the pool and Kill Luna with it!"
Spike happily made his way to the Armory exit. Now all he had to was...wait, didn't the spell have a limit? Yep, Spike began to glow, and before he knew it, he had reentered reality. "Huh? What! No. No! No! NO! Where's the armory!" Spike exclaimed, "I'm back at Luna's room. DANG IT" Major set back, now it was all up to Twilight.
Meanwhile Twilight found the kitchen and found some fire salt. After completely making a mess of 3 other cabinets and destroying on of the utensil drawers. Twilight then raced around the castle looking for some Dragon Tongue plants. Meanwhile, Cadence was running out things to make up. She could no longer stall.
"This Princess of the Sun, is honored by everyone. My dear aunt's majesty, is very grand. Her wisdom fills the land. Born from unity, to halt tyranny. My Aunt, Princess Celestia...Uh? The End."
*Snoring. "Uh, What! OH, that was very beautiful, Cadence!"
"Thank you aunty" replied Cadence.
"No then, to Luna." exclaimed Celestia.
*Snoring "Uh? W-What! OH Yes! Onward!"
As Princess Celestia walked out of her room on her way to Luna's Cadence began to panic. "Oh Twilight, Please hurry." she said nervously. As Twilight, was walking back to the garden, she noticed a plant on one of the hallways labeled, Dragon Tongue. 
"SERIOUSLY!" Twilight shouted, *GRAON "Well, at least I found a Dragon Tongue plant with Dragon Tongue flowers!"
Twilight rushed to find Cadence so she can help her brew the tea. On her way, she ran into her mentor, Princess Celestia. Twilight was in real hot water now. "AGH! P-P-P-Prin-Princess Ce-Ce-Celsti..." Twilight was tongue tied. What would the Princess say?
"Ah, Twilight Sparkle, what a surprise. I as hoping to run into you." said the Princess.
"Y-Y-You were!?" Twilight replied nervously.
"Yes, we found Luna. You can call off the search."
"WHAT!" 
Twilight was in shock, now she was going to get it.
"Yes, so, you can go now Twilight, we were just on our way to see my sister in her room."
"Wait! Princess, NO!"
"Huh? What ever is the matter Twilight?" asked Princess Celestia.
Twilight was running out of lose. She didn't know what to say. And then...She panicked.
FREEZE SPELL!
Twilight's horn began to glow, then she shot a beam of ice at Princess Celestia and the guard pony. Freezing them in place. Twilight bitted her lip in fear. What did she just do? "Oh NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE!" She exclaimed, "I'm So Sorry, Princess Celestia! I promise I'll unfreeze you in a bit!" she replied as she ran towards Luna's room. Meanwhile, Cadence ran towards Twilight's location. And back at Luna's room, Spike waited for Twilight to arrive so he can tell her how they can wake Luna up. Spike walked up and down the room. Finally, the door swung open. "SPIKE!" Twilight shouted as she busted in, "I FOUND A WAY TO WAKE UP LUNA!" Spike smiled.
"That's great," he said, "Because I found a way to wake her up too."
"Really!? My way is with a spicy tea! What's your way!?"
"We have to kill her from within her dream!"
Twilight looked at Spike with a look of fear. "Yeah, No, were doing it my way." she protested. Just then Cadence walked in.
"Twilight!"
"Cadence!"
"Oh, thank goodness. Did you get the ingredients I asked of you?" asked Cadence.
"Yes!" she replied, "Here they are!"
"Okay. I'm suppose to brew this in a caldron, but there's now time!" Cadence said nervously, "I'll have to use my magic to combine the ingredients into Dragon Tea." Cadence continued, "You all might want to stand back."
Cadence placed the ingredients on the floor, and began to concentrate. She slowly closed her eyes and began to focus. A small sparkle began to emit from her horn. Then, her horn began to glow. Then the ingredients began to glow, and slowly fly into the air. Cadence began grunting slowly. She concentrated really hard, and the ingredients slowly began to come closer to each other. "NNNNRRGH! Come On, almost there!" Cadence said to herself. Finally, the ingredients began to spin around and around. Slowly t first, and then faster, and faster, and faster. Then, they got closer, and finally, a zap of lightning. There was a great big flash, and then the trio slowly looked up. The Dragon tea was formed. It slowly descended from the sky and landed on the ground. Cadence picked it up.
"Behold, the Dragon Tea." Cadence declared.
Twilight smiled, "Great!" she said, "Now let's get Luna to drink this before Princess Celestia thaws out."
"Okay," said Cadence, "Let's...Wait! What to you mean...Thaw out!?"
"Oh...Well, uh...You see, I MAY have casted a...Freeze Speel on them." 
"WHAT! TWILIGHT HOW COULD YOU!" Cadence shouted angrily.
"I'm sorry! Twilight replied, "I had to, she was on her way here-"
"WERE NOT HERE TO DISCUSS WHAT MISTAKE TWILIGHT MADE!!" Spike said angrily, "HOW TO WE GET LUNA TO DRINK THE TEA!?"
Spike was angry after all he had been through. Cadence slowly stared at Spike and handed him a funnel. "We put this in her mouth and then we pour through it." she replied.
"Oh that's it?" Spike asked, "Wow, I'm surprised after all we've been through that waking Luna up would be as simple as just..."
Just as Spike was climbing up to Luna's bed to open her mouth and place the funnel in, he accidentally popped a spring latch, causing Princess Luna to fly out off her bed thorough her roof and roll right out of the castle roof to the Canterlot city streets.
"......Yeah. That makes a LOT more sense." said Spike sarcastically.
Twilight and Cadence freaked out. "LUNAAAAA!" They shouted as they stared out the window and saw her rolling down the streets.
"WE HAVE TO SAVE HER!" Declared Twilight.
"YES, WE MUST!" Cadence replied.
"WHAT! Screw this, you all are on your own. Forget this! I'm going back home to play chess with Owlicious." Spike said with a pissed off tone in his voice. "See ya chumps."
In conclusion. Now Twilight and Cadence have to chase after a runaway Luna while Spike has given up. what's going to happen next. Well that my friends, is a story, for another day.