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// Larson's Response 
// Story: M.A. Larson Pisses Off Colgate 
// by StormLuna 
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Several hours pass and Colgate is impatiently checking her email every ten minutes.  Twinkleshine goes into her room and said, "Colgate, give him some time to write you back.  I doubt he starts checking his email the second an episode gets over and waits for letters from angry fans like you."

Colgate sighed, "Angry?  I'm not angry!  I loved the episode overall, I just hate how I was portrayed."

Colgate hit the refresh button on her browser and she had an email from him.  She yelled, "Alright!  I have a response from him.  Hopefully he will tell me he will call me Colgate from now on and portray me in my true form."

Twinkleshine replied, "Yeah, uh huh Colgate.  I doubt he will portray you making off-color comments regarding Twilight, Moondancer and Princess Celestia.  That wouldn't be fit for a kids' show."





She opened the email and it began, 

"Dr. Colgate,

I always appreciate it when I receive letters from the fans regarding how I wrote the show.  I must admit though, this is the first time I have ever received a letter from one of the characters involved in the show.  I will tell you why I portrayed you the way I did.

I portrayed you to be happy-go-lucky because it would make you a more popular character.  If I made you act like you claim you behave, you would be put in the same class of character as Prince Blueblood and you would be a character that is hated.  Having you be happy-go-lucky also involves you acting like what Twilight did was nothing bad and for you to easily forgive her.  You mention you would rather be depicted as a bloodthirsty, sadistic dentist who tortures her patients to death than be depicted as a 'dingbat.'  Well if I had you be the sadistic dentist you mention, Hasbro would never allow it and if by some miracle they did, I would have StormLuna and who knows how many other authors on Fimfiction suing me for stealing their version of you.

I used the name Minuette instead of Colgate for two reasons.  One, you were given the name Minuette on a blind bag figure once and I do not want Colgate-Palmolive suing us for infringing upon the copyrighted name of their Colgate toothpaste.  The Fimfiction writers can get away with it because they don't make a profit off of it while Hasbro and DHX do.

Thanks, 

M.A. Larson

P.S.  For your information, Celestia does have listening devices in every house, which I can tap into.  I know about your off-color remarks regarding Celestia, Twilight and Moondancer.   Tell you what, if a 'mature' version of MLP is ever created, I'll make an episode where you and Moondancer join Celestia and Twilight for a raunchy night of fun."





Colgate finished reading the email and said, "Well I tried."

Twinkleshine looked at the email and said, "You could at least email him back and ask if he could write Lemon Hearts and me into it too."

Colgate asked, "Why?"

Lemon Hearts entered the room and they embraced Colgate from each side.  Lemon Hearts asked, "You never noticed the way we watch you, have you Colgate?"

Twinkleshine added, "I know you're always busy at work and tired when you get home but I would think that when you're home you would be able to tell that we love you, that we think you are hot and that we want you so bad."

Colgate blushed, "Really?  You two want me?"

Lemon Hearts gave her a big, wet kiss and replied, "Yes, we do!"

Twinkleshine gave her a seductive look and added, "You have no idea how many nights the both of us have wanted to crawl in bed with you."

Colgate replied, "Well then, how about we start sharing the same bed?"

Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine said, "We'd love that!"