"Nail!" A voice called out.
Soon after being called, a tall Namekian walked up to the one who called. The Namekians are slug-like people, who live in piece with each other. Most Namekians are completely green, and have two antennae on their head, with pointed ears. The Namekian bowed down. "What is it, Lord Guru?" He said, trying to hide his disdain for his job.
"I need you to go to a planet populated with albino Namekians." Lord Guru said wisely.
"Why, Lord Guru?" Nail asked, wondering why the grand elder of the Namekians would send him to another planet. But, in his mind, he realized that if he got sent to another world, he would be away from Lord Guru.
"To kill them." Lord Guru said. "Slowly." He added.
"As much as I would love to, I have to ask, how will I get to this planet?" He asked.
"Use Dende's Dende-rocket." Lord Guru answered.
Nail was confused. "Wha-what?"
"Na na na na na na na na Dende!" Guru yelled.
"What are you singing, Lord Guru?"
"See, this is why we need TV!"
"Alright troops! You've done well during your special training!" A white unicorn yelled, as he walked past the soldiers he's training. "But you still need to practice the most important ability!"
"What is this ability?! Why is it so important sir?!" A soldier asked.
Shining Armor, just stared at the soldier who spoke out. "The most important ability you need to learn is..." Shining Armor's horn glowed. "How to DODGE!" He yelled, and he threw the soldier at a mountain.
Two white pods flew past another planet, heading for a certain location.
"Hey, Vegeta." The person in one pod asked the person in the other pod.
"What is it, Nappa?" The irritated voice of the person in the other pod asked.
"Are we there yet?" Nappa asked.
Vegeta sighed. "No, Nappa."
"Hey, Vegeta?" Nappa asked.
"What is it, Nappa?" Vegeta asked, getting more irritated.
"Are we there yet?" Nappa asked again.
"No, Nappa."
Silence befell the two pods for half a minute, before Nappa spoke again. "Hey, Vegeta?"
"What is it, Nappa?" Vegeta asked, getting angry at his comrade.
Nappa didn't answer for a few seconds. "Are we there yet?" He spoke in a softer voice than before.
"AHHHHHHH!" Vegeta screamed.
"Are you okay, Vegeta?" Nappa asked his screaming friend.
"Y-yes, j-just had an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity." Vegeta answered, calming down.
"Wow. Didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta." Nappa replied.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Vegeta screamed again.
"You're all doing good, but you keep forgetting the most important lesson!" Shining Armor yelled to his troops.
A nervous soldier asked. "A-and that is?"
Shining Armor smiled. "DODGE!"
"All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle." Mr. Popo said over and over again, as he stared at the floor of the lookout.
"Mr. Popo. Did you drink another gallon of LSD again?" Kami asked the master of Shenron.
"*****! Don't tell me what to do!" Mr. Popo yelled at Kami, before kicking him off the lookout.
In a space ship far away
A certain space lord was floating in midair using their weird floaty pod thingy, and had a television remote in their hand, as they scrolled through what was on Space Hulu and Space Netflix.
"Boring. Seen it. So overrated. Know how it ends. Stupid looking. Oh, what's this?" Frieza leaned forward in his/her(?) seat, as a certain program popped up. "How to be a Space Nepol-Hitler?" Frieza thought about it for a moment. "Nah. Maybe there are some more episodes of Wheel of Death?"
"Hey guys, I think we're getting the hang of these new training lessons." One guard said to another, who nodded. Suddenly, they were both hit by a powerful burst of electric magic, and fell to the ground, spasming.
"DODGE!"