"I'm Chris Mclean, and today is the first episode of Total Drama: Equestria, we have twenty ponies being sent here and they will all be competing for one million bits! Each episode one unlucky pony will be sent back home, and not have the chance to win. Here come our contestants now." Chris said. A loud honk could be heard and a boat docked. A large group of ponies was on the boat, and Chris introduced them. "we have Lightning Crystal, Compass Rose, Inkwell Prose, Thunderbolt Sentinel, Scootaloo, Scout Charger, Evan, Hazel Bell, Rusty, Written Sound, Smooth Sailing, Solar Eclipse, Poetry Motion, Blueberry Shine, Emerald Isle, Octavia, SkyHop, PaintBrush, Elie Evergreen, and Jet." Said Chris. All the ponies got off the boat and walked to the other side of the dock.
"Now that I have you all here let's take a tour of the camp that you will be staying at. So follow me." Chris said, as he led them to the campsite. In the campsite was two cabins, one of them was big and nice looking, columns were at the doorway, the windows were very clear, and there was vines going up the side in a beautiful fashion. The other cabin was falling apart, the doors were falling off their hinges and the windows were cracked and filthy. All the ponies looked at the first cabin with awe, but the second they saw the second one their expressions immediately changed to disgust. Chris then pointed to a small outhouse and said. "That is the confessional, basically where you can state your thoughts on the others."
"Excuse me, not to sound rude or anything, but why are you not saying the teams yet?" Scootaloo asked. Chris stopped and the turned to the ponies.
"I was getting to that. Lightning Crystal, Compass Rose, Inkwell Prose, Thunderbolt Sentinel, Scootaloo, Scout Charger, Evan, Hazel Bell, Rusty, and Written Sound, you'll be the Sunflares. Smooth Sailing, Solar Eclipse, Poetry Motion, Blueberry Shine, Emerald Isle, Octavia, SkyHop, PaintBrush, Elie Evergreen, and Jet, you'll be the Nightdusts." Chris said. All the ponies looked at one another and separated into two groups so as to be with their team.
"So me and Blueberry are on separate teams, why did that have to happen, I am her boyfriend, hopefully none of the other stallions get any ideas." Evan said.
"Now then, follow me to where we can start the first challenge." Chris said. The ponies followed him to the center of the forest and there was an obstical course built. In the obstical course there was mud pits, giant trap doors, and at the end of the course there was a totem pole.
"What are we supposed to do with this?" Lightning asked.
"I'm glad you asked, here we have an obstical course built to see which one of your teams can get to the other side, grab the totem pole, and get it back to the cabins, first team to do so gets first pick of cabin." Chris replied. Chris walked to the start of the obstical course. "Now, Sunflares, Nightdusts, I want you to pick three ponies from each of your teams to go through the obstical course." Chris said. The two teams conversed with one another.
"I'm thinking we have Scout Charger do it." Scootaloo said.
"Okay." Scout Charger said.
"Then who else should do it, we need three ponies you know." Sentinel said.
"What about Rusty? She could do it." Hazel Bell said.
"Sure i'll do it." Rusty said.
"Now we just need one more." Lightning said.
"I'll do it." Compass said. All the ponies nodded and Scout, Rusty, and Compass all went to their starting points in the obstical course. The Nightdusts were still conversing.
"Okay, you, you, and you, will be doing the course." Smooth Sailing said as she pointed to Poetry Motion, SkyHop, and PaintBrush. The ponies went to their starting points and waited for the course to start. Scout and Poetry were first up, they got ready to run.
"Go!" Chris yelled. Scout and Poetry ran they got to the first obstical, the balance beam. Scout slowly creeped onto the beam to walk forward.
"Great, a balance beam this just gets better and better." Scout said sarcastically.
Poetry walked gracefully onto the beam and got to the other side before Scout was even half way across. Poetry then tapped SkyHop who was next for the course, shortly after Scout got across and tapped Rusty, signaling her to go. Rusty was fast, she easily caught up to Skyhop and soon passed her, dodging all the trapdoors with ease.
"Go Rusty!" Her team cheered her on. SkyHop was slower than Rusty but not by much, she wasn't that far behind but still pretty far behind. Rusty reached the end of her section first and tapped Compass. The second Rusty tapped Compass she zoomed off, SkyHop caught up and tapped PaintBrush. Paint ran to try to catch up, but she was too far behind.
"Come on Paint, you can do it!" Jet cheered her on. Chris pressed a button and walls came out of the ground making a maze for them to go through. Compass smelled the air to try to get a familiar scent to latch onto and run to. Paint was walking through the maze going down random corridors in hopes of finding the way out.
"Okay, a maze I don't know if he was trying to make it fair or more difficult or what, but i just had no idea where I was." Paint said.
Compass burst out of the exit of the maze and ran to the others on her team who were ready to pick up the totem pole. Paint soon followed out and went to her team to get the totem pole. The Sunflares got their totem pole first and started heading back to the cabins, The Nightdusts were still having trouble with trying to get their totem. Solar was looking around and noticed a river that would lead them back to the cabins.
"The river!" Solar yelled. His team looked at the river and started to roll the totem into the river in hopes of it floating down the current to the cabins. The SunFlares got to the cabins quickly and hurried to the good cabin to put their totem infront of. The Nightdusts' totem came flying from the forest and was followed by The Nightdusts. The Sunflares quickly set down their totem infront of the good cabin marking a win and the place they would be sleeping.
"No!" groaned The Nightdusts. The Sunflares were celebrating on their victory high-hoofing each other and heading inside.
"Looks like you guys'll have to meet me at the bonfire tonight to vote somepony off." Chris said as he walked away.
"Okay look we know what's going to happen so might as well get to know each other." Smooth said.
"I agree fully." Octavia said.
"So who's going first?" Hazel asked.
"We need to think, who was the most useless in that obstical course." Emerald said.
"Nopony was really useless." Blueberry said.
"Solar did come up with the river idea." SkyHop said.
"And Paint did do her best in the maze." Jet chimed in.
"We need to vote somepony off." Paint said.
"But who?" Elie asked.
"I don't care who gets voted off, so long as I win. I mean you guys are just pawns in the way of my victory." Solar said. At those words the team looked at him angrily. Solar walked to the bonfire.
"I think I know who i'm voting for." Smooth said.
"Same here." Sky, Paint, Octavia, and Emerald said at the same time.
Later that night The Nightdusts gathered at the bonfire while Chris explained what was happening.
"This is the bonfire, here you all will choose someone on your team to get voted off, if you're safe, then you'll get a marshm-." Chris started.
"We don't have any marshmallows, all we have are muffins." Chef interrupted
"Okay fine, you'll get a muffin if you're not being kicked off, after you get your muffin you'll be safe for the night, but if you don't get a muffin then you'll go to the dock of shame, get on the boat of loserdom and be taken off the island by Chef, now go get to voting." Chris said. The team got some papers and pencils so that they could vote. After some time they stopped voting and Chris got the papers back.
"Some pretty interesting votes here, and the ponies who are safe are, Emerald, Smooth, Poetry, Octavia, Paint, Jet, and Elie." Chris said as he tossed muffins at them.
"That leaves one muffin, and two ponies, me and Sky." Solar said
"And the last muffin.......goes to" Chris paused, letting the panic set in as both Sky and Solar started to look worried. Chris pointed at Sky then pointed at Solar, shifting his pointing inbetween the two. "Sky" Chris tossed the muffin at her.
"What! Why did I get voted off! I demand a recount!" Solar yelled in anger.
"I saw the votes, six were for you, and four were for Sky. Now vamoose." Chris said. Solar walked to the dock and got on the boat of loserdom.
"Mark my words, you made a grave mistake voting me off, I will come back!" Solar yelled as the boat drove off.
"That was intense, First pony down and nineteen left to go. Who will win, who will lose, and what do I have in store for these ponies? all of these questions and more, next time on, Total Drama EQUESTRIA!" Chris said.