"Now, I'm not going to question how you three heal faster than Rainbow Dash-" Nurse Redheart began.
Suit Sonic seemed to pay attention while Little Sonic and King Sonic were a little less focused.
"Sonic!" Redheart shouted. Both hedgehogs broke out of their trance as Suit Sonic took out a hat from his shoe's pocket dimension, placing it over his face. "Good, I got your attentions your highnesses."
"I still think we need to rule land to be royalty," Suit Sonic commented, sliding his hat to his head. "And shouldn't I be king? I asked around and there's no trace of you being royalty."
"But, I have the gold light speed dash shoes! Having the willingness to wield Caliburn and run in these shining shoes should make me king." (Probably King. BOOM!) Sonic explained, hands in the air with Caliburn in one. Redheart grabbed the sentient sword in her magic, glaring at the Sonic. "My bad... hehe..."
Caliburn rolled his eyes while still in the pink aura, "How about I decide who is what. Knave, Prince, and King," he said each, looking from Little Sonic to (BOOM!) Sonic in that order. Little Sonic looked unamused as he tapped his foot. "You want to be prince, knave the hedgehog?" He nodded furiously. "Well, somebody has to be a squire!"
Redheart shoved Caliburn into (Modern) Sonic's hands, "I don't care who is what, just don't use that weird fire-ice magic for fun and games!" She then held all three Sonic's in her aura, pushing them out. "Have a nice daaay~!"
Ponyville. Land of connection and harmony. In the castle region of Twilight Sparkle and the Three Royal Hedgehogs. ...I think... no. I hope I find a familiar face here. Ever since I woke up I saw nothing, but ponies and minotaurs... or bull mobians, but I'll let them hurt their own pride.
"C'mon, boy," I said to a stray mobini dog I found as we left the train station. Coincidentally, I found a dog with the same name as my last name. Some call it dumb luck, I call it fate. ...Or bad writing if this was a fan fiction, but nobody is a fan of me. Nobody is interested in Ben Muttski, loyal lab assistant to Professor Charles... or Uncle Chuck as I've called him. I wonder if he's here?
As soon as my foot passed an etched line on the ground, I was glomped by something pink as the Muttski dog took a step back.
"Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?"
We sat around a table, evidence supporting what position we should have. (BOOM!) Sonic wasn't planning on losing his "King Sonic" title anytime soon, sliding face down cards to the others, "This is how it will work. For the duration of this we will be given numbers and we will be called by those numbers. Caliburn will decide who is fitted for what title "Knave" being an optional title that can be changed."
Suit Sonic looked at his card, "I'm 2." Little Sonic held out three fingers.
"And looks like I'm King!" (BOOM!) Sonic exclaimed, showing a red 1 that has been altered with black marker to say "King".
Caliburn sighed from his spot on the wall, "You just lost the wisdom segment Number One."
"I don't know, I guess you can still call me a wise guy."
Three shook his head while Two spoke their dislike, "Don't... Just don't."
"I cannot." Caliburn stated.
Red Dress Amy- now to be known as Magic Amy for simplicity and the fact the can create hammers from nothing unlike her counterpart -walked into the kitchen, noticing the three. "Hey Sonic, what's going on?" She asked, grabbing a soda.
"Your Sonic is trying to coup d'état other universe Sonic," Caliburn stated.
Magic Amy glared at her Sonic, "I thought you only built I time machine."
"He means me," Number One stated. "No universe hopping at all!"
"Actually, Metal Sonic built the time machine," Number Two said.
"Doesn't matter. I say twinkle toes there is your Knight or "Sir Sonic", well dressed is King, and pint size is Prince," Magic Amy said. "By the way, me and Sticks need you and all of the guys out."
"Why?" Sir Sonic asked.
"You tend to use Caliburn more often."
"No, I mean, why do you want us out?"
"Oh." Magic Amy opened a bigger fridge, taking out several cases of soda.
"Pinkie is having another party here?" New King Sonic asked.
"Only in my house. Unless you want enter you have to use the window," she said, pointing to the nearest window.
"We're fine," Sir Sonic said. "The entrance has pizzazz."
She almost left, but stopped, "If Knuckles wakes up, keep him away from the pizza."
"Sure thing."
"Also, Twilight is gone so you might want to check the wisps every so often," she added. Little Sonic nodded, hopping out of the window with a little *bwoop* sound. "How does he do that?!"
"Amy, I feel like this party is going to be special, but..." Pinkie started.
"But what?" Amy asked as Magic Amy joined them.
"My snout itches. Either its an itch or I'm needed for another super special party soon! I need somepony to take over for me!"
The girls were surprised by a gruff laugh from behind them. Magic Amy looked behind, exclaiming, "Vector?!"
Behind the three was a mobian crocodile with a gold chain necklace, black boots, and a headset. "The one and only!" He boasted, his red eyes seemingly glowing. "So, you want a special party? What's the occasion?"
"OMG, you look like a giant Gummie with teeth!" Pinkie gushed, appearing on his head. He didn't seem to notice.
Amy looked back at him, "Its somebody Sonic knows, but Pinkie wont tell us. We're letting him rest at Twilight's castle for the time being."
"You mean the dog ki-" Vector was cut off by a pink hoof and his owner making a sound that resembled air leaving a balloon. Vector lowered Pinkie to the ground. "Anyway, since its a secret, I sent it on a wild hunt for a fabulous golden castle. That was before I learned this was 'home sweet home'. Kind of a pink dump in my opinion."
Amy rolled her eyes, arms crossed, "Everybody is contaminating my house with either dirt or things from Sonic's hut. I didn't chose to combine our homes!"
"I say its fate," Magic Amy said. "A version of me and Sonic were always meant for each other! Besides, we keep bumping into each other!"
"We both know how dumb that is," Vector pointed out. "According to Metal Sonic, one Sonic has a chaos emerald and another has a world ring. In fact, I know you use mystic melody to track them."
"Mystic what-now?" Amy asked.
"Its basically a flute made of light magic that has been enhanced in this world."
"OK, fine. I just- once again -out skill the Italian juggling sidekick. I guess that's why I'm 'Magic Amy'!" She gave a fake smile and jazz hands, "WOW!"
Vector grabbed a mic off stage, lifting it up to his mouth. Ponytail Bunnie entered the room and quickly pushed him aside, giving him a trumpet as he began playing. Both Amy's silently thanked her as she began to sing.
Sonic and their available friends entered the room, drawn to the music as they added party decor. Sonia and Manic added their instruments and voice talents as Little Sonic prepped his guitar.
That night, Twilight and Spike flew overhead and caught Pinkie after she shot herself out of her party canon, making a bee-line to Canterlot.
The group worked like a well oiled machine, starting again in the morning as the Sonics and others competed in an streamer tossing contest and creating coconut confetti bombs based on Dr. Eggman's failed Spiderbots. When they were done, balloons were being blown up all around the room at a rapid pace.
As soon as Sir Sonic was about to pass out from lack of oxygen, the doors opened wide with some unexpected force. "Vynal... we didn't... expect you so... soo-" As eyes met, jaws fell.
The room was filled with several voices as a dog pounced a Sonic and licked his face, a mobian dog stood there as an onslaught of "Muttski?!?" spread through the room. Jaws hung as everyone looked between the surprised lab assistant to the happy, loyal pet.
Silence fell for a while until the guest of honor spoke, "Yeah... is this a bad time?"