Equestria's Body Swapping Incident

by TheFablequestria


The Fall of Equestria (Or is it?)

I quickly opened the door and dashed inside. Bon Bon wasn't there. "Bon Bon!! Are you home!?" No answer. "This is going too far.. if I save Equestria and all the humans return.. then.. then.." The fact I would have to sacrifice something for the fate of Equestria. The fact that the sacrifice was my only desire. "I'll be sent back too..."

"Lyra! You're back!" Bon Bon ran up to me and hugged me.

"Y-you're still here?" I returned the hug.

"Yep!" Bon Bon stepped back.

"Well.. it doesn't matter, really.. Equestria's gone either way.."

"Don't say that.. what do you mean Equestria's gone?"

"Princess Twilight and Luna are taken over.. it's happening way too fast.. I just can't handle it. I can't handle such a task like this. And besides.. there's a secret I'm keeping.. but if I told you, you would break down."

"Oh.. okay.. but.. It doesn't matter if I cry because of it." Bon Bon tried to smile.

"Well.. I'd probably have to tell you sometime, so I'll tell you later.. but for now.. I'm going to lay down on the couch." This was it. The end of Equestria. If it wasn't the end, I would be sent back. It's either live in soon to be crazy pony land or live on shit human planet.. aka Earth. More like shit galaxy..

"Lyra.. there's got to be something we can do about it.."

"Forget it. Either way, I'm doomed too. One with Lyra and me and one with just me."

"What..?"

"There's you're hint to the truth.. although it's practically a riddle... or something that makes no sense to you."

"I know you need some rest, but you can't have any, I'm sorry Lyra." Bon Bon pulled my blanket away that I laid on the couch, wrapped in.

"Hey!"

"Lyra, please at least try. Do it for me.."

"I would, but there's no hope. Why would you even want a liar to do something for you?"

"Please..? Just do your best.."

"I did. It's over."

"I'm going to leave, Lyra.."

"To where? Sooner or later you'll also become possessed by a human, just like yours truly."

"What?"

"Fine.. I'll go." I went outside. "But if Equestria falls into chaos, don't blame me." I went walked away from the house."Who else could help me.. not Discord. He couldn't be of help. What about Cadance? No.. wait, maybe I could go back to Canterlot.. and find Moon Dancer! She's practically a copy of Twilight! That is.. if she's still unpossessed. I've got to stop talking to myself..."

9:15

"Okay, so I'm in Canterlot... wait, where does she even live!? Wait, maybe she's in Twilight's old home.. which I also don't know where it is! Although.. the place is quite big. Again, gotta shut up and stop talking to myself.." Whose up for I Spy? Scavenger Hunt?

9:31

I galloped up the stairs of Twilight's old home. I actually made it!! Maybe, just maybe there's still hope.. "Moon Dancer!!" I burst through the door. Empty. "I need your help! It's mega important!"

"Lyra?" Moon Dancer approached me from nowhere. Well, Lyra and Twinkleshine.. Moon Dancer and those other 2 ponies were friends.. so that's a bonus.

"Yeah, I need your help! Fast!"

"What's it about?" Thank god Twilight changed her.

"Do you know lots about astronomy and stuff!?"

"What about astronomy?"

"Okay.. humans are possessing ponies by the minute, and Twilight, Luna, and practically almost all of Equestria is being possessed by humans. Princess Luna teleported me and her to the galaxy, where I saw a grey black hole-like thing on the outside, and it wasn't natural for sure. Then, Princess Luna got possessed by a human, and we wer-"

"Okay, enough already! I don't need to know your life story! I'll go see what I can do." Thank Celestia somepony is of some use.

9:46

It was becoming boring waiting for Moon Dancer to come back, and reading Twilight's old books weren't helping. "Here, I found something that might help."

"Aren't you a genius? I thought you knew all about this stuff." She glared at me. "Sorry.." She placed down the open book on the ground for me. There was a drawn picture of a black hole at the side, and a description.

9:50

Okay, so from what I've gathered, that thing happens when two universes collide, which I don't know if that's even possible. The way to stop it? Probably push the other universe away.. but how the hay is that even manageable!? "We're doomed." I said, after reading the description out loud.

"Well.. how could you push an universe away from another? I don't even think that's even possible."

"Exactly! Wait.. Princess Celestia could also be of use.. and I hate to say it, but Discord too. Bye! Thanks for the help!" I galloped outside.

"No problem..?" Okay, I really need to know where Discord lives. He's the chaos god or something, right? So maybe if I tricked him into pushing the universes away with Celestia.. or if Princess Celestia maybe could push them away gently if she can.. but Discord might be rough.. so many ideas and thoughts, which probably won't work, don't matter, and besides.. I don't have time for more than one... maybe not even one.

I decided to try Princess Celestia. I arrived at her castle in 15 minutes, and the guards let me through. "Princess Celestia!" Was that what I was supposed to say to call her?

"Yes Lyra, what have you found?"

"We need to push the grey hole away from our universe."

"And how do yo suppose we do that?"

"You could try to do it.. and maybe the other princessess and Discord can help."

"Lyra, that's isn't how it works."

"Do we have a choice?"

"Very well, I will summon them." Her horn had a magical white aura encasing it, summoning Discord, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, and Princess Twilight.

"Hey, what gives!?" Said Twilight.

"Fucks sake.. again!?" Complained Luna, who I wish would shut up and deal with it.

"Oh, Princess Celestia, thank goodness you're still okay! Why have you summoned me?" Princess Cadance stepped forward.

"Lyra has an idea, and she requested summoning you all."

"Wait, you brought Discord!?"

"Need I remind you I got 'changed' by Fluttershy?" Discord made a fake pleading face and flutterred his eyelashes.

"We await your orders." Princess Celestia said, and with that, everypony turned towards.

"Oh... M-my orders!? Uhm.. heheh.. well... there's this grey hole in space, and we need to repel it away from our universe."

"How?" Princess Cadance asked.

"Well.. I figured the princessess and Discord could combine powers and do it.."

"Hey, I'm no princess!" Luna complained.

"Will you just shut up, and stop being so annoying, negative, and such a drag!? Just go with what's going on, if you want the chance to return back to Earth!"

"Oohoohoo... pony versus princess, this I have got to see!" Discord clapped his... hands... excitedly, making.. well.. a chair that you can lean back on... and a pina colada.. appear. He leaned back on the chair, and started drinking the pina colada.

"It isn't a fight, okay Discord?"

"What if it works?" Twilight asked.

"Well.. it could stop the humans from coming here, or the humans will all be returned, as well as everypony coming back.. or it could do absoulutely nothing." I replied.

"But what if it doesn't work?" Princess Celestia asked.

"Say goodbye to Equestria, then."

"So.. we combined our powers to transfer them to Twilight.. but what if all of us now transfer our power into Lyra?"

"Nope nope nope, I'm staying out of it." I stepped back.

"Please, Lyra?"

"Ugh.. fine."

"I'm not transferring anything. I think I would love to live in the new Equestria."

"Discord.." Scolded Princess Cadance.

"Okay, okay, if you insist."

"B-but I don't wanna leave!!" Twilight broke down into tears.