League of Bronies

by darkironpony


Crazy Jamz

Author's note: I am sorry if this is not my best but I had a little problem writing this. So sorry. I hope this reason with suffice for your OC's actions Rhino.Also I am unsure what to title this. I am open for suggestions.

[Back with me fighting for my life.]

The green unicorn was on top of me as I struggled to keep him back from me. He lunged his hooves forward but luckily due to the distance they didn't connect with my face. Instead my back hooves were digging into his face as he continued reaching for my throat.

Being attacked by a green unicorn I was supposedly delivering a chest to. I admit this is not how I imagined I would die. I mean I was attacked by a fucking manticore when I first arrived. I fought robots and piloted a fucking Gundam. How could I see I was going to die, this way? I sighed.

Then a new stream of thoughts came to me. Wait a minute. That is right. I fought a fucking giant robot to death. I kicked a dragon's flank. I can do this![Well it wasn't my plan. But hey give me some credit. Like say maybe twelve or fifteen percent.]

Motivated by well...myself I sprang into action. I withdrew my back hooves real quick. The green unicorn sprang forward with nothing left to hold him back. I took my right front hoof and made it connect with the unicorn's jaw. [Falcon hoof!]

The unicorn tryed to yell in pain but I continued my attack. I decided to go for his ribs. I used a technique master taught me called the sixty four hoof thrust. [Think of a combo of someone hitting a general area of a body part. He taught me when I first entered by using it on me. He called it my initiation. He said he had to see how tough I was. Somehow I think he just wanted me as a practice dummy.]

"Ow," I heard the unicorn moan as its body landed on the floor.

"Next time I won't hold back," I said dramatically. [ You know like one of those badflank action movie characters. Okay I was panting. Like a dog. Shut up!]

I began to walk away when I heard the unicorn speak again. "Can I still get my package before they come for it?" he asked hopeful. His throat sounded very..dry. [Hey I had my share of sore throats back on Earth.]

I was about to deny his request when something else hit me. "Sure ," I said cleverly. "But first tell me, who are they?" I asked adamantly.

I saw the unicorn open his mouth when I felt the chest begin to rise. I was sent floating along with it since I was holding it. [I didn't notice while it was happening. Hey! I was blinking okay?!] I saw it had an agua of magic around it. I acted on instinct and shook it fierecely. Lucky for me it actually worked. "Fuck," I said realizing I was ten feet in the air.

"Darn cartoons," I said to myself as I started to plummet towards the ground. I closed my eyes out of the fear of how painful this experience would be. I heard two quick pops and I opened my eyes to find....I was standing near the green unicorn again. He was panting.

"Ugh, thanks," I said with a smile. Before anything else could get in the way I put the chest on my hooves and slowly advanced towards the unicorn. He smiled and I returned it in kind.

I was about it hoof it to the unicorn when suddenly an earth pony on skates came by and grabbed the box.

"Yoink!" he yelled triumphantly as he skated away.

I sighed while the unicorn merely facehoofed. I then noticed something I hadn't before. The unicorn had a black and blue mane.Huh. Can't believe I missed that. Oh well. He did kind of attack me. I tilted my head towards the runaway skater and we both took off after the culprit.

It didn't take long for us to find the earth pony. [He had fallen over apparently.] "Well that was easy," I said happily pretending to press an invisible button.

I grabbed the chest that had fallen a few feet away from the earth pony. I saw the green unicorn was staring intensely at the earth pony with much ire and annoyance. I wanted to say something to make everything all right but the words wouldn't come to my mind. I decided to remain silent and wait for the unicorn.

He walked up to me and sighed. With that we began to walk back to his home.

When we got to his house I hoofed out the chest for him to grab. He tilted his head to his door. "Well that is one way to invite me in," I muttered to myself. I accepted his invite and entered his home.

He headed straight into his kitchen as I followed. He placed a plate down and used his magic to grab a bag of bread. He took out four slices and hoofed two to me. I accepted them with a smile and nod.

Then he laid the chest down and used his horn to unlock it.I wonder what is in the chest. Maybe it is a puppy! Or a robot! Or a robotic puppy!

"So, what is in the chest anyway?" I asked matter of factly.

The green unicorn shot me a quick grin and then used his magic to show me...a jar.

"A jar? Really, it was just a jar?" I asked dumbfounded.

The unicorn shook his head and pulled of the lid with his magic.

"Ohhhhhhh," I said realizing my mistake," it is whatever is in the jar."

The unicorn nodded and revealed a liquid of some kind. He then grabbed a knife with his magic and spread the liquid on two of the four slices of bread. He then used his hooves to stick the two slices together and began eating his...whatever the liquid was sandwich. He did the same for my own slices of bread.

"So, food?" I asked still not believeing it. I sighed a little disappointed at the contents of the chest.

"Yes," I heard the unicorn say happily. His throat still sounded rough but better than from before.

"Well you sound sick," I said stating the obvious.

"I have had a bad throat for a few days. I was growing bored here. I hate staying home. I love to do my work," he replied.

I was about to say something when he interrupted me,"My name is Rhino by the way. Sorry but when I saw the chest I...got a little excited. You see this is strawberry applesauce. I don't know quite why but it seems to be the only thing that can sooth my sore throats. I was also afraid you may have been a thief. I hadn't seen you come before and you had my stuff. I love this applesauce. I can get a little overprotective of it sometimes. And I was afraid you had hurt my supplier," he explained.

He sighed sadly. "I am sorry though. I should've not acted before I heard you say something," he said as he grinned sheepishly.

"No problem," I said waving it off.

We stood there talking for a couple hours.

"Hey, do you have the time?" I asked chuckling. [Rhino told me this joke about how a dragon, unicorn, and diamond dog went into a bar. It was so awesome!]

"Yeah.Sure it is," he said looking at his watch, "six 0'clock exactly. [Maybe I was there for a bit longer than two hours. Hehe.]

"So you suppose you can teleport me to Ponyville?" I asked hopefully.

Rhino shook his head. "Sorry but I need to rest. Besides I have to talk to Princess Celestia tomorrow," he said proudly.

I blinked a few times. "What for?"

He shrugged. "Hey probably you can ask her to send you back then. I have a couch you can sleep on," he said trying to convince me with its comfort.

"Alright I'm sold," I joked. We both chuckled a bit and went on talking about ourselves. [I had to omit the part about me being a brony because he was a native pony but other than that I told him everything.]