//------------------------------// // Meeting the Heros of Equestria // Story: Band of Zakus // by Spartan889 //------------------------------// (Few days later.) “.......Saber.” “Yes Luna.” “I’m bored as hell today. Why hasn’t anything interesting happen to us yet?” “Have you ever try playing at the arcade to fill your boredom?” “I have, but I got banned from the arcade after almost kill the owner of the place remember?” “To be fair you did lose to Button Mash fair and square. You didn’t have to go on a rampage throughout town because he beat you.” “I still think he cheat on that last game we played. We don’t know how, but he did cheat.” “That or he’s been playing the same game over and over again till he remember everything about the layout of the game.” “.........We still say he cheat.” “You are such a sore loser Luna.” “Buck you, this coming from the human that hate it when Caster beats you in poker.” “.........” “What? Got nothing to say Saber.” “........You might want to watch your step Luna, unless you want to kiss the ground?” “What are you talking abo-.” Luna was unable to finish her sentence, as she tripped over something that caused her to fall face first towards the ground. “OW!” "If anybody receives this token, if you need firepower, we have it. If you need weapons, we have it. If you need some artillery, we have it too. And if you need a helping hand, we have too also. We are Zeon Squad and we are waiting for your call." “Who the hay said that?” Asked Luna looking around to find where the voice came from. “It came from that token that you fell over.” Saber answered as she picked it up. “Odd looking token for a displaced don’t you think?” “Indeed….wanna see who the displaced this token belongs to?” “Might as well seeing how we got nothing better to do.” Saber answered as she activated the token. (Band of Zakus universe) 3rd P.O.V Zeon HQ... "C'mon ladies we got to replace the Fusion Reactor plantings which have deteriorating for years! Also be careful with those canisters too cause they are filled with radiation. Remember to replace the coolant tubes with new ones!" Lui instructed and notice Evan walking up to him. "How's everything going?" Evan asked. "We're ahead of our schedule but at this rate we're going, we might make it two weeks tops maybe earlier." Lui said. "Good. What about the token?" "No readings from it yet Evan." Lui said. "I told you to replace the coolant tubes first before adding the plates!" "Go easy on them will you." Evan said. "I haven't even sleep or rest for seven days but I'll try." Lui said before taking a deep breath to calm himself down from the stress. "Any contact with the Griffon Republic?" Evan asked. "Not yet. Could be a minor glitch in the system or the communication dish could be damaged. I'll send a team to check it out later. As for our patients, They're still unconscious but their injuries are healing in a rapid pace. Also a new batch of Elfen Spiders Marines are fully trained by Jeff as their armour is still undergoing production." Lui explained before pressing a few keys in his holographic pad. Beep...beep...beep "Looks like somebody found our token Evan." Lui said. "Good. Call the rest and tell them to meet up at the Warp Gate Chamber. " Evan said and makes his way to the chamber. Later... "Any idea why we are called here? Cause I got my girls waiting for me for their next lesson. " Jeff asked. "Well the token I sent into the void has been found by another displaced. " "Really?" Tyler asked curiously. "Yup." Evan answered. "Anyway, Jeff, Jonathan, Tyler, Sark and Lui will go to that displace universe. While the rest of you will stay and look after the base till its fully operational." Evan said. "You can count on us Evan." Marcel said. "Thanks. Now let's move!" Evan said and jumps into the Warp Gate with the others. (Heroes of Equestria universe) “......Nothing’s happening.” Said Luna “You think it’s broken or something?” Said Saber handing over the token to Luna. “Maybe, I’ll have Nightmare Moon look into it to see if it’s not.” She said as she puts the token into her pocket. “Come on, let’s go see if Celestia and Caster are doing.” “What about Gilgamesh?” “She’s busy trying to get away from Pinkie Pie.” “5 bits says you had something to do with that.” “What? Me? Saber I am offended that you would say something like that.” Luna said acting all innocent. “Why would I have something to do with getting Pinkie Pie to try to be friend her in her own way.” “Lying little she devil.” Saber thought as she follow Luna back to their house. Before they could reach to their house, a blue portal appears out of nowhere as they heard a voice coming from it. "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!" Tyler shouted and accidentally hits Saber on the stomach with his head and lands perfectly. "And that's how you stick a landing!" "10 out of 10 Tyler but you accidentally hit somebody." Jonathan said and pulls out a sign saying "6.5 but no gore at all." "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Tyler raged out. “Excuse me! But care to explain why you attack my servant without any reason what-so-ever?” Asked Luna in serious tone in her voice. "Oh shit it's Luna! And she's a slaver too!" Tyler shouted out. "What!? GET HER!!" Sark shouted in a Arnold Schwarzenegger accent. "KILL THE FILTHY SLAVER FILTH!!!" Jeff shouted. "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!"Jonathan shouted. “W-Wait a minute I’m not a slaver! If anything that would be my father, but I’m not a slaver!” Luna yelled as she summon a protective barrier around herself. "FIRE IN A HOLE" Tyler yelled out and fires his cannon and a swarm of missiles at the barrier thus destroying it easily as Jonathan brings his bloody machete and Chainsword down but misses her while Sark, Lui and Evan fired their MMP and ZMP rifles. "GET OVER HERE!!" Jeff yelled after launching both Chainblades at Luna. “Oh faust it’s moon school all over again!” Luna closed her eyes waiting for the Chain blades to hit her, but was deflected by Saber’s sword. “I’ll give you this much asshole you caught me by surprise, but if you think something like that would keep me down then you never met me before.” She said as her prana energy started to surge from out of her body as her armor repaired itself. "That was by accident!" Tyler said. "I was trying to do a fabulous entrance." “Well your so called ‘fabulous entrance’ was a crappy on at best. Now care to explain why you all are attacking Luna?” "She called you a servant and we knew that she was a filthy slaver. And I hate slavers so much I enjoy hearing their painful cries as I slowly rip them apart and keep their Skulls in my trophy room. Hey Lui, how many slavers I killed?" Jonathan asked. "Eight thousand, nine hundred and sixty-eight slavers Jonathan." Lui answered. "Thanks for keeping track for me Lui." Jonathan said. “Something tells me you’re not the brightest one in the group, but let me ask you something.” Saber points at her Luna who was drinking a bottle of vodka. “Does she even look like a slaver to you idiot?” "Well she said you are her servant and here's a video on what Jonathan did to several slavers." Lui said and show Saber and Luna a video. (Video) "Please no spare me." The slaver pleaded but was answered by a crazy laughter as he grabs the pony by the leg and slams him on the ground and drags him causing his left arm to rip off and Jonathan slams the slaver on his back and again drags him which rips his other arm off and slams him to ground one more time thus sending his limbs flying everywhere. The scene changes and shows a Diamond dog was brutally sliced in half by a bloody machete sending blood everywhere while a psychotic laughter was heard. The scene changes again showing another Diamond Dog as he's spine was broken in half by Jonathan as he continues to slaughter the rest of the slavers mercilessly and continues laughing like a madman. (Video ends.) “*Sigh* You really need to read the dictionary more especially the second meaning for a servant. Also do I even look banged up or weak to be Luna’s slave?” "Okay point taken. We may have meet in unfriendly terms. Anyway, Names Evan. Captain of Zeon Squad." He introduced. “Saber, King of knights and this is my friend Princess Luna.” “Retired Princess thank you very much, until my vacation day is over I prefer to be called Luna.” "I hope you are not like my Luna in my world who tried to kill us and stone us like her sister due to our appearance and Luna nearly sell Jonathan like some sort of exotic animal which isolated him in the dark for three straight months causing him to lose his sanity and turning him into what he is now!" Evan yelled angrily. “.........Excuse me while I go get my sister so she can be informed about this.” Luna said trying to keep her composure as she teleports off. “Be prepare for Celestia in rage form after hearing what your Princesses did to you guys, also you wouldn’t mind if my Celestia bitch slap yours do you?” "Let me get my video camera ready." Lui said. Moments later. Luna, Celestia, Caster, Gilgamesh, and Nightmare Moon appeared before them. everyone was surprised to see the new displaced, well mostly Nightmare Moon who eyed them with sparkles in her eyes. Celestia on the other hand was pissed. “So….you must be the robots that Luna told me about I take it?” Celestia asked. "Yes." Evan answered coldly sending shivers down Gilgamesh, Nightmare Moon and Caster's spines. “Mind taking me to your Celestia then? I want have a little…..talk with her.” She asked as her mane and tail started burn the same color as the sun. "That could come later as my team could use a small vacation here though." Evan replied. “Aw come on! So far when a displaced comes here and tells me that their Celestia stoned them or something. I never get the chance to beat the crap out their Celestia or Luna.” Wined Celestia as pulled out a pair of gloves. “Plus I never got the chance to use these bad boys that Nightmare Moon made for me yet.” "You'll soon get to alright but we need a vacation. You can tell that Lui here is really stressed out right now." Evan said and gestures to Lui who is visibly twitching. “Fair enough I guess. Do whatever you want here in my kingdom, just don’t kill anypony in Ponyville.” Celestia said as she wanders off towards Twilight’s castle. “Call me when you’re ready, till then I’ll be raiding Twilight castle for food.” "Sure and the others should be here any moment now." Lui said and on cue a portal opens and a bus in the color of a banana hits Celestia and stops in front of Gilgamesh. "Special delivery. One green and giant yellow banana!" Jack announced. "Glad you guys could make it." Evan said. "Darn right we are." Jack said excitedly and tosses a cooler full of Vodka bottles. Celestia kicks the bus from off of herself. “To a normal pony in Canterlot this would of killed them.” She said as she pops her shoulder back in. “But if my father thought selling me into slavery would kill me, what makes you think a bus would?” "You were in the bloody way Wanker!" Shawn said and Jonathan appears behind Shawn and slams dunk him into the ground. “Saw that coming.” Said Caster. “Then again unlike most of the displaced Celestia are weak, but unlike our Celestia it’ll take more than that to bring her down.” “Indeed.” Luna agreed. “But I give you credit for that sneak attack though. I would of gone with an energy beam or a giant robot fist to the face, but meh.” "We've done worse." Mark said while stroking a pink mustache on his face. “So do you guys just attack any Celestia and Luna whenever you get summoned?” Asked Nightmare Moon. "This is our first getting summoned by a fellow displaced." Evan said. “Word to the wise. Best not do that or you’ll get the displaced in their world in trouble, or get in trouble with their displaced. And trust me on this you don’t want to piss them off, especially those that are stronger than you.” "We'll try." Evan said. “Also I believe your friend owes a certain white alicorn princess an apologie?” Nightmare moon pointed at Celestia who was cracking her neck in boredom. "Sorry about that." Jack said. “Next time do a better job at doing something like that. You only broke my arm with that attack.” She said as she walks off towards the castle. “I expect you break more than just my arm the next time you do that, but anyway call me when I can punch your Celestia.” "That I can promise you that." Evan said. "You guys brought the simulator with you?" Lui asked. "Yup." Marcel said and pulls out a small box before pressing a big red button on it as suddenly transform in a large plasma TV screen with a gaming platform and 10 seats were attached to it. “Fancy I’ll give you guys that much.” Said Gilgamesh. "Yeah whatever." Lui said and activates the TV and shows Tyler being chased by a fat demon. (Video starts) "Oh my god!" "NNNOOOOO!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Marcel screamed and was quickly taken down by the demon. "Ah he raped Marcel!" Tyler shouted and fires his MMP while running. "AAAAAAHHH!!" "AAAAAAHHH!!" "I can't!!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" "HE'S SO BIG!!" "Where is he?" Tyler asked then turns around and sees the demon still chasing him. "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" "I'm coming. I'm coming back!. "Guys..!! He's COMING!!!" Tyler shouted but notice the demon coming at him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!" He screamed and accidentally sets his energy cannon output to 270% output and fires thus killing the demon instantly. (Video ends) “Well….That was something.” Said Saber trying not to laugh along with her friends. "Fuck you guys!" shouted Tyler. “What was that?” Asked Caster. "Fuck you." Tyler said and takes out a pizza launcher and shoots Pepperoni pizza at her face. “Yay free pizza!” Caster said as she started to devour it. "Wait that pizza is rigged with a bomb in it." Lui said. “What?” A small explosion went off as Caster burp and a small smoke cloud came out from her mouth. “Spicey, but still good.” "I'm surprised that you survive that shit." Tyler commented. “I’m the legendary spirit Tamamo-Na-Mae, It’ll take more than that to kill some like me seeing how I’m classified as a god.” "But what happens if you die?" asked Lui “Oh then will just come back thanks to Grail-kun. Legendary Heroes are spirits of the legendary heroes from the past and future.” "You mean like this." Jonathan asked then grabs Gilgamesh and stabs her several times with his machete and again stabs her with his chainsword and activates it which shreds her guts in juice and toss her away and shoots her with his pistol. Gilgamesh appeared behind Jonathan with a pissed off expression on her face. “Okay first of all don’t ever do that to me again, and second if you do do that to me again.” Gilgamesh snapped her fingers a gold portal appeared behind her with weapons sticking out of it. “I’ll unleash the gate of babylon on your ass, and I know for a fact that my weapons can pierce through your armor and any techno stuff you used as a barrier.” " We're kind impervious to any kind of magic." Lui said. “Who said they were magic.” Said Caster. “Gilgamesh’s Gate of Babylon is an unlimited inventory of weapon type Noble Phantasms.” She then grab a crimson color spear and made a small scratch on Jonathan’s armor. “Remember what Nightmare Moon said? There are displaced who are stronger than you. Oh and the weapon I pulled out was Gae Bolg the spear of barbaric impalement.” "Really and by the way Jonathan is a displaced version of the infamous Jason Voorhees." Jeff said. “Still doesn’t mean they won’t find a way to keep him down for good. Hell we meet a displaced named Kat Shifter who can wipeout an entire planet with the powers of gravity. Imagine what would happen if you pissed her off.” "The results will be catastrophic." Lui answered. “Indeed so do not do what you did to Celestia or Saber to Kat Shifter. Otherwise you’re fucked.” "Got it. Also I heard you girls need training right?" Lui asked. “So…..do I get to meet your Celestia?” Asked Celestia appearing behind Gilgamesh. "Soon but your servants need some military training though." Evan said. "They are strong but with the necessary training and discipline. They are a force to be reckon with." “Hate to break it to yeah, but they already have a drill sergeant on that.” Said Luna. "Maybe so. But what happens if a hostage situation was started by a group of terrorist. You think you can go in there all guns blazing. No. I handled a lot of this situations in the Republic." Evan said. “Well unlike your world, this world is pretty much at peace.” Said the Grail appearing behind the zaku’s without them knowing. “After looking into Celestia’s background…..let’s just say after her father sold her she became a force to be feared with. Why else would Discord and Chrysalis be running Canterlot while she’s on Vacation?” The Grail the appeared next to Evan. “Also I’m their drill sergeant and I decline your request to train them for a few reasons.” "And those reasons are?" Evan asked. “Legendary souls of the past can’t learn any military skills and they can’t use any weapons other than their own. Only souls of the future can learn stuff like that seeing how they live in a techno world and stuff. Also this world is like that a little the medieval ages a little, some ponies don’t even have TV’s here.” "That is understandable." Evan said. “Plus I prefer not have a bunch of crazy ponies with guns in their hands, military skills that can kill you, and act like a group of terrorist back in the human world of earth where you all originated from.” "Maybe so." Evan said. “My answer is still no.” "I understand. " “Good now if you’ll excuse me I have something important.” Within a blink of an eye The Holy Grail Vanished. "Hey you girls want to try the simulator?" Asked Mark. “No!” Yelled Gilgamesh & Saber. "Why?" He confusingly asked. The two servant’s looked at each other, then at Caster who was watching something on TV. “Caster that’s why.” "Don't worry the game will not allow you or Caster to use your powers as it only transport your mind into the game." Lui explained. “There’s a reason why we don’t let Caster into simulators like that, mostly because…….ever heard of the 4th wall thing that Pinkie Pie does?” Asked Saber. "Oh that. We bump into that 4th wall thing a lot. Yet it was sort of funny." Lui said. “Well imagine that, but 5x worse seeing how Caster is an idiot and has the powers of a servant god mix with childishness. Now if you think about bring Caster or any of us in simulator is a good idea then you have never seen how powerful we can be.” "That will be insanely hilarious." Lui said and sees Caster strapping herself into one of the simulator seats. “Let the madness begin!” Caster yell laughing like a mad man. “I’ll go get medical kit.” Said Luna as she walked off. "Let's do this!" Tyler shouted and strapped himself to the simulator seats followed by Jeff, Jonathan, Tyler, Evan, Marcel, Lui and Sark. “Should I warn that whatever happens in the simulator world that it’ll hurt them in real life if they fight Caster?” Asked Saber. “Be my guess, but I’m going in there. Not after what happen last time.” Said Gilgamesh. “You mean that pervy dream with the tentacles?” “.........” “Oh…..” "Anyway let's get this show on the road!" Tyler yelled out and Mark sneaks up Saber and Gilgamesh then pushes them into the seats as he strapped them up to the seats and his the start button. “Bastards.” Said Saber. Loading.... Map: Nuke Town. Everybody spawns in the simulator and heard Jeff spoke in a deep British accent. " Free for all. Shotgun only. First person. Sabotage. Team death match. Hardcore. Minecraft. Capture the flag. Take no prisoners." "You filthy fucking wankers!" Tyler yelled out blast Jeff with shotgun killing him instantly but Jonathan appears behind him and kills Tyler with a AA -12. "Surprise bitch! " Evan shouted and blast Jonathan and Saber with a Sawed-off shotgun. “.......This place is weird.” Said Saber as she was unfazed by the attack. “Well at least Caster is enjoying herself.” Gilgamesh said as she points at Caster in a tank chasing after Tyler and Mark. “Suck my cannon bitches!!!” Yelled Caster as she fired at the two running Zakus. “........Why can’t I have a normal relaxing day for once?” Before Gilgamesh could reply, she was instantly killed by a headshot done by Marcel and respawns where Caster is. "Take the fucking tank down." Tyler said and continues firing his RPG at the tank and successfully destroyed it. “Hate to break to you guys but look behind you.” Said Saber point to the once destroyed tank was now repaired and upgraded. “You done fuck up big time boys.” Said Caster aiming at them. “I AM YOUR GOD NOW! BRING ME ALL YOUR MUFFINS!” Caster said as she charged at the Zakus. While Saber and Gilgamesh were watching all the chaos was happening, they notice Evan holding two Fatman bombs in his hands. “Aw the little soldier thinks he can stop me, oh how cute.” "Quickly spawn as many Fatman bombs as you can!" Tyler shouted while laughing and started spawning Fatman atomic bombs along with the others until they reach to a thousand atomic bombs. “You do realise that you just made a mistake upon spawning a lot of bombs near you right?” Gilgamesh said as she saw Caster draw a circle in the air as a bomb landed on the atomic bombs and exploded. "YOLO!" Evan shouted and hits one of the bombs and kills everybody in map also causing the simulator to lag. “Nice going dumbasses.” ERROR 404. And on cue the simulator game crashed and shuts down as everybody's mind returns to their respective bodies. “You see this is why we don’t get near simulators like that!” Said Saber. “It’s like giving a monkey a shotgun, it will not end well.” "It was fun though. Anyway I think it's for your Celestia to bitch smack ours." Evan said. “FINALLY!” Yelled Celestia. “Luna, Nightmare moon. Get ready to watch me have some fun.” “Something tells me this should be interesting to watch.” Said Nightmare Moon. “I wonder how your Celestia will react to our Celestia.” "That will be something I will love to see in my life." Lui said and prepares his video camera. “I’ll bring Twilight and her friends. Just in case they use the elements on you guys, they’ll be able to protect you.” Said Luna. "Thanks." Evan said and a Warp Gate portal appears behind him. "This should bring us to the Canterlot throne room. Oh I almost forgot to tell you that she said that the rescue mission of the Crystal Empire was a minor setback." Lui said. “Okay…..not to sound rude or anything, but I have no idea what you are talking about.” Said Celestia. "Nevermind." Lui said. “I have return with Twilight and her friends sister.” Luna said as she point a thumb behind herself. “Ohhhhhhhh you guys are really green.” Said Pinkie Pie getting up close to Lui. “How come you have one eye? Are you a cyclop?” "Nope." Lui answered and notice Twilight staring at him with a must dissect and experiment face. “S-so you’re a robot?” Asked Twilight getting closer to him with some drowl coming from her mouth. "If you dare to experiment on me or dissect me, you may start a war between this Equestria and the Griffon Republic Grand Army." Lui said. “Relax she just want to make a fake copy of you and see what makes you so awesome.” Said Rainbow Dash. “But not as awesome as me of course.” "That kind of stuck up attitude of yours is gonna get you killed first Rainbow Crash." Jeff pointed out in a mocking tone. “This coming from the robot that got blown up by Caster. I mean really you thought you could take her down with stuff like that?” "That was for good fun." Jeff said. “Really because you guys were running like little filles from tank awesome.” “Now sugar cube let’s not make anypony mad or anything. Right now we have a job to do remember?” Said Applejack standing in between the two. “Now why don’t you two say you’re sorry and be friends okay?” “Fine…..sorry about what I said.” "Can't hear you properly. Can you speak louder?" Jeff said. “Ugh I’m sorry okay! Faust you’re just as worse than Saber.” "Still can't hear you." “Quite trolling around with Rainbow Dash and just accept her apology.” Said Caster. “Plus I wanna hurry this up so we could see the fight between your lazy Celestia vs well trained Celestia.” "Alright. Anything for you beautiful." Jeff said. "Apology accepted." “Yay! Friendship restored!” Said Pinkie Pie firing off her party cannon. “We so gotta have a party for you guys after this.” "That can wait later Pinkie." Jonathan said. “Oh Okay.” “Alright.” Celestia cracked her neck then her knuckles. “Time to raise some hell with my alternate universe self.” “Remember sister you can beat the crap out of her and the elements, but you can’t kill her.” “Alright mom I’ll let Twilight deal with their counter parts, but Celestia is mine alone got it?” "Let's get this show on the road." Shawn announced and jumps through the portal with the others. (Band of Zakus universe, Canterlot Castle throne room.) Today was not a good day for Celestia and her sister who was heavily bandaged from her fight against Jeff and the elements of harmony. As they still could not find where the Zakus are even their HQ. "Once I find those buckers, I'm going to beat them to a pulp." Rainbow Dash said while cracking her knuckles. "And how just are we going to find them sugarcube? It's not like they’re going to appear from a portal." Applejack said and on cue a portal appears out of nowhere and Evan was to first to exit out of the portal until the rest exit out of the portal. But what shock them the most, they see their alternate selves and Princess Luna and Princess Celestia including Nightmare Moon, Saber,Gilgamesh and Caster. “So…...This is my alternate self?” Asked Celestia as she looked her up and down. “Damn she’s fat.” "WHAT SORT OF TRICKERY IS THIS!!??" Princess Luna shouted in her royal canterlot voice. “Lower your voice other me, we’re still inside a building.” Said Luna. “And this isn’t trickery, but if I’m not mistaken one of you should know about the multiunivese theory correct?” Asked Nightmare Moon fixing her steampunk glasses. "Ppft please. The multiverse theory is just a myth or one of your lies Nightmare Moon. " She spat. “You keep a hidden stash of video games under your bed whenever you are done with your work with the royals at night.” Said Luna. “You also eat Celestia’s special cake whenever she leaves for royal duty and blame it on Blueblood.” "THOU ARE LIES!!!" She shouted back with her face red from embarrassment. “Then how come your face is red if I’m lying?” "OOOOOHHHHHH THE BURN IS SO REAL!!!" The Zakus shouted out. “Ha! You just got burn by your alternate self!” Rainbow Dash said while laughing along with her friends who were trying not to laugh. "WE SHALL SLAY YOU WITH THY BLADES!!" “Easy there hot head. I doubt you want to open up those wounds you have there.” Said Celestia snapping her fingers to bind Luna to the couch next to her. "UNHAND ME YOU FIEND!!!" She demanded. “Um, I think you should take Celestia’s advice.” Said Fluttershy as she points to Luna’s bandages tuning red. “I mean if you want to that is?” "Let me calm her down for you Fluttershy. " Jonathan said and makes his way towards Princess Luna who struggles to get away from him. Once Jonathan reaches to Luna, her punches Luna in the face a few times and lands both fist on her head thus knocking her out cold. "There problem solved." “Hey I wanted to do that!” Said Rainbow Dash. “I guess that’ll keep her from injuring herself, but I think that our alternate selves are angry at that.” Said Rarity. "Just who are you ponies." Twilight said angrily and glares at her alternate friends and herself. “We’re you.” Answered Twilight. “Just with different personalities, after all we are from different universes.” "Enough!" Princess Celestia said. "You maybe from another universe, but I will stop you from hurting my little ponies." “Look Sunbutt, personally I don’t give a flying buck about your ponies. All I care about is beating the crap out of you for what you did to these guys.” Celestia said pointing at the Zakus. "They are a threat to my ponies and must be stop. Don't you understand, they could kill millions of innocent lives if they roam free!" “And that gives you the right to try and kill them? From hearing their side of the story they didn’t do any of that and they would of helped you if you didn’t stoned them! You must be the biggest idiot I have ever met. Who would turn somepony into stone just because of what they look like or a mistake they accidently did!” "Yeah she's right bitch!" Marcel said. “And you six are suppose to be the elements of harmony. The ponies that spread friendship to all, but it seems you only spread friendship to ponies and no one else. How sad that you would follow this prick of a princess like a bunch a sheeps! Think for yourselves just like my student and her friends do you racist jerks!” “She does have a point there sugar cubes.” Said Applejack. “Not cool of you all to do that to them.” Said Rainbow Dash. "I'm afraid we can't solve this in a peaceful manner. Twilight you know what to do." Princess Celestia said. "You got it Princess." Twilight said and the elements of harmony activates. "I don't think so." Evan said and whips out his beam revolver then switches it to stun and shoots Twilight causing her to fall to ground unconscious. “I’ll be taking that.” Said Twilight levitating her alternate self’s element to her, then wakes her up with a bucket of ice cold water. "Huh what just happen? " She asked. “You got knocked the buck out Twily.” Giggled Pinkie Pie. “But don’t worry about your element, we’ll hold on to it until you are more open minded like us.” "I'll take that." Jonathan said and takes the element out of Twilight 's magic and crushes it in his hands. “Well that’s one element down five to go.” Said Gilgamesh. "Yup." Shawn said and notice Celestia getting ready to fight Princess Celestia. "Now the good part is starting. " In an instant, Lui takes out his video camera and started filming. “Make sure you make me a copy of this okay?” Celestia asked as cracked her knuckles. “Twilight make sure your other selves don’t get involve in this fight I’m gonna have with my other self.” "Yes Celestia." She answered. “Good.” She turns her attention at Celestia. “Time to knock a bitch down a peg or two.” "Fight!" Jeff announced and on cue both Celestia charge at each other. “Try to keep up fatty.” Celestia said as she punched her other self in the face knocking her back a few inches away. Princess Celestia quickly recovers and fires a beam of magic at Celestia. Who in turn deflected the blast like it was nothing. “Wow…..Sister your alternate self is weak.” Said Luna. “Well what do you expect when you been inside the castle for 1,000 years eating sweets and not working out.” "I will defeat you." Princess Celestia said as she summons an enchanted Warhammer. “Oh please like something like that is gonna hurt me.” Princess Celestia quickly charges at her and slams her Warhammer at Celestia. Celestia didn’t move out at all as she took the attack to face. Upon impact the Warhammer scattered into pieces. “You call that a weapon? My servant Gilgamesh have better weapons than that.” "SISTER!" Princess Luna shouted as she recently woke up. “Gilgamesh if you may?” “Got it.” four gold portals appeared around Princess Luna as gold chain spewed out, and wrapped themselves around the alicorn. “Don’t bother trying to use your magic, any being with any kind of divinity will be bind and powerless to move or use magic.” "Thou are monsters!" Luna said in rage. “If we were monsters why haven’t we killed you and destroy your home?” "Thou are waiting for the right time to conquer all of Equestria once you have defeated us monster!" Princess Luna spat. “We’re both rulers of Equestria stupid, the only difference is that we’re on vacation and you're just a bunch of jerks towards non ponies.” Said Luna. "Buck you monster. Once I get myself out these chains, I'll make you suffer my wrath! Like how I did to the changeling hives!" Luna threatened. “Good luck with that jerkface, after seeing how strong you all are I doubt you can back those words up.” Gilgamesh notice Jonathan walk straight to Princess Luna and grabs her in the neck choking her. "Shut the fuck up bitch. I saw what you did to those innocent changeling colonies you destroyed. They once asked you ponies for help yet you just push them away and destroy them in their weakened state. What's worse that you went into the hatchery where the pregnant are and killed them mercilessly!" Jonathan yelled and tightens his grip on Luna's neck. "I will never forget what you did to me in the past also." “........Mother and father must be really proud of you two.” Said Celestia. "Enough! I will not let you harm any of my sister!" Princess Celestia shouted in rage and charge straight at Jonathan. Celestia grabbed the charging alicorn by the tail and slammed her onto the ground. “Your fight is with me.” "I will not kneel before you!" Princess Celestia spat as she struggles to stand up and fires a Nova beam at Celestia. Celestia once again deflected the attack and pulled Princess Celestia close to her. “Is the best you got? I’m only using 10% of my strength and I’m taking this fight seriously!” She then punched her in the stomach and blast her with a magical beam of her own. "I Will not lose to you!" Princess Celestia said and turns herself into her Nightmare form but quickly notice a small ball rolling over to her and and exploded thus sapping all of her Nightmare form magic from her and makes her return to her original form. "That's a magic sapper grenade, a grenade which I invented only to be made to combat you and your sister and also the side effects are a month with no combat magic, nausea and high fever which will put you in bed for three straight weeks." Lui explained coldly. “Hope you have price tag alternate me? Because you’re about to get owned BITCH!” Celestia yelled as she punch her alternate self in the face sending her flying past this world’s mane six, through a few walls, and into the end of the hall’s wall. “So was that a good one liner to a finishing move?” She asked turning the the Zakus and her friends. "Fuck her right in the pussy!" Tyler answered. “I’ll take that as a yes.” She said as she appeared in front of the fallen princess. “You are a pathic excuse of an alternate universe of Celestia.” "Oh you don't say." Mark said in a sarcastic tone. “How can you call yourself a ruler if you can’t even fight against someone powerful than you?” She then pick the alicorn up by the throat. “When I look into your eyes all I see is victory. No hardship, no suffering, nothing. And that what I hate about rulers like you.” "Finish her!" Jeff announced. “I should kill you and your sister for all the stuff you have done…...but I won’t.” She then dropped her alternate self to the floor. “I’ll let this world displaced humans deal with you. You’re nothing more than a princess who wants everything to go her way and only care for yourself. You two are monsters.” "We're done here. Let's go." Evan said and a portal opens behind him. “What your done?” Said Rainbow Dash sucker punched her other self in the face. “I was actually enjoying myself beating…..well my other self.” “Aw but I wanted to see the fight with the elements.” Said Caster. “This fight is getting interesting. So far our Twilight, Applejack, and Fluttershy just beat your Twilight, Applejack, and Rarity.” "I think they have enough." Evan said and notice the enemy mane 6 scared out of their minds. “Let this be a lesson to you Elements of Harmony, think for yourselves and not follow somepony blindly.” Celestia said as she walked the portal. “You all should be ashamed of yourselves.” Pinkie Pie said to the Zakus Luna and Celestia. “I would be ashamed to be your student if I was your Twilight.” Said Twilight. “Not cool even if you are a princess.” Said Rainbow Dash. “I will say this I do love you clothing, but is looks awful on a bunch of uncouth princesses like you two.” Said Rarity. “I have to say you two are scum compare to most of the ponies I seen.” Said Applejack. “How can you kill those baby changelings you monsters? What would your parents think of you two if they saw what you did? They should feel ashamed for giving birth to two uncaring ponies.” Said Fluttershy. “I have read this world’s Nightmare Moon, and you two are just as worse as her.” Said Nightmare Moon. "Let's move." Evan said and enters the portal followed by the rest of the group. A few minutes pass, a portal opens up as the Zakus were the first to exit followed by the royal sisters, mane 6, Gilgamesh, Saber, Caster and Nightmare Moon but what got the ponies attention, they saw tanks, mech suits, aircraft and Elfen Spiders engineers who staring at them. “Wow…..this is more awkward then the time I got drunk and woke up in bed with Discord and Chrysalis.” Said Celestia. "Well welcome to Zeon HQ." Sark said. “Impressive HQ.” Said Nightmare Moon. “I gotta make a base like this during my spare time.” "Yeah but these base isn't fully operational right now since the Elfen Spiders clan move in here but we pretty much nearly wipe them all out." “Need any help with that? I could have Gilgamesh deal with them.” Said Celestia. "No need for that. Because they work for us now since they defected from their clan already and I already gave them their pay cheques. " Evan said. “Oh okay.” "So I guess you guys have to go now?" Lui said. “After what happen in Canterlot and dealing with…...it. I just want to drink then hit the hay.” "Till we meet again my friend." Evan said and shakes Celestia hand lightly and turns his attention on Gilgamesh, Saber and Caster. "We'll if you need our help, just give us a call." “Same goes for you if the princesses try something stupid.” Said Saber as she hands them their tokens. "Thanks. And I think Jeff Have has something to say to you." Evan Said “What is it?” Asked Caster. "Well....You see I... Why is it so goddamn hard!" "To hell with it." Jack said and pushes Caster causing her to fall on Jeff. And Jeff finds Caster kissing him and in an awkward position. “Well that’s something.” Said Saber trying not to laugh. Caster pulled herself off of Jeff and gave Jack a death glare. “Okay I’ll say this Jeff you’re cute and all, but I’m not really into the whole metal robot thing. Nothing against you or anything, but it’s kinda hard to love someone that isn’t human. Plus I’m more of a femboy chaser if you catch my drift.” "Understandable." Jeff said “But we can still be friends that blow stuff up right?” "Yup." Jeff replied happily. “Sweet!” “Feel free to come to our world if you want to get away from this world. My kingdom will accept all displaced humans, ponies, changelings, etc.” Said Celestia. “Just as long as you don’t kill anypony…..well except for Blueblood you can kill him if you want?” "I will think about that offer." Evan said and Lui opens a portal behind Saber. "Till we meet again my friends." “Till we meet again.” She said as she and her friends walk into the portal leaving the Zakus world. And after that the portal closes. (Heroes of Equestria universe) “Well that was an interesting event wouldn’t you say?” Asked Gilgamesh. “Indeed, it was even more fun beating the crap out of my alternate universe self. Too bad the robots had to but in, I was really hoping to fight her in that weird form of hers.” “I’m pretty sure you would of won it. What surprises me is how the mane six were able to beat the Zakus mane six.” “Rule number 234. All ponies within my kingdom will learn how to fight, not to mention that I sent Twilight and her friends to Neighpon to learn how to fight in case the elements of harmony are destroyed or fail to work.” “Smart move. I bet that would surprise the other versions of Equestria if their Celestia is a racist jerk.” “Yeah it would.” Celestia took a few gulps from her drink. “I may not be the perfect Celestia, but I’ll be damned if I’m just gonna sit back knowing that displaced humans are being stoned just because of the way they look or killed somepony by accident.” “You really hate the idiotic, lazy, peaceful, only care for her ponies kind of Celestia’s do you?” “A true ruler must know what it like to lose, to know what it’s like to be nothing. Those who were given everything they want don’t deserve to be called a king, a queen, a prince, or a princess.” “I take it you had a fucked up childhood?” “When your father sells you to an enemy country’s leader to be their sex slave just to stop a war, and banish you sister to the moon just because she want to save her older you tend to have a different mind set.” Celestia took another swing from her drink before looking back at the moon. “During that time after I freed myself from slavery. I pretty much roam the earth training, helping others, and learning from other ponies and creatures. It was fun really, I even found a spell to free my sister from the moon.” “So you two roam the earth for the past 1,000 years?” “Yeah until my father died from a food poisoning thanks to Chrysalis, and after beating the crap out of some royals that thought that I was not suited for the throne. I pretty much became Princess of Equestria along with Luna.” “......I don’t know what to say.” “If I was given a chance to relive my life again if I end up dieing from old age or killed by somepony. I would take it without a second thought.” Celestia pulled herself up from the couch and began to walk to her room. “Welp good night Gilgamesh.” “Yeah…..good night Celestia.” Gilgamesh said as she herself vanished into gold dust and made her way to her room. (Band of Zakus universe) "You think we're going to see them again?" Lui asked. "Who knows." Evan said and looks at the starry night. "But I know this isn't the last time we'll see them." "You're right about that alright." Lui said. "But this is just the beginning old friend." Evan replied. "But soon we will meet more displaced in the future." "Agreed." "C'mon let's go and get some shut eye." Evan said. "Yup time to hit the hay." Lui said and gets up then he enters the base followed by Evan but he stops and looks up and stares at the starry night. "Till we meet again my friends. And we will be waiting to answer your call." Evan muttered and enters the base.