Letters Between Friends

by JumpingShinyFrogs


2. Property damage

Dear Rainbow Dash,

No matter which tree you hide in, you still have to pay me for all of the things you broke. Really, I simply can't believe you ripped up all of my imported yak wool. Normally I'd overlook it as you are my friend, but I simply can't ignore the destruction of such a valuable piece of merchandise. You really must stop attempting to reclaim your record for 'most stuff broken in under one minute'. Thanks to your endeavours, you now owe me 300 bits in property damage expenses.

Sincerely, Rarity.


Dear Rarity,

Sheesh, I said I was sorry. I only flew away to hide cause you get really scary when you're mad. And besides, aren't we friends with the yaks now? I mean, can't you just, y'know ask them for more? 300 bits is a bit much, don't you think?

Though I will say that maybe your boutique wasn't the best place to try and win back my record. But Twilight's windows are a lot harder to crash through now that they're made of crystal. And she hasn't finished stocking the new library yet, so there aren't very many books to knock over.

Tell you what. I'll give you 150 bits, and I'll help you clean up. Deal?

Sincerely, Rainbow Dash.


Dear Rainbow Dash,

Make it 200 and you have a deal.

Sincerely, Rarity.


Dear Rarity,

Fine. I'll come out of the tree now.

Sincerely, Rainbow Dash.