Human Nature

by Dragonfire2lm


Events, show refences and swearing.

This will be a short chapter because making up insane things for Discord to do is hard..and trying to mix in well known show references as well is really hard…

Maybe I’ll let Manaquire take over next chapter or something….

“Well that went well” Discord remarked.

“What? How can you...oh forget it” Twilight started.

“I’ll leave you to sort this Sparkle-butt, I’m going to have some fun, Ta-ta!” the Draconequus stated and walked off.

Twilight sighed.

“Pinkie...”

“Yeah Twilight?”

“Go keep an eye on Discord will you?”

“Okie dokie loki!” the party pony replied and bounced off.

“Hey where’s Fluttershy?” Rainbow asked.

The yellow Pegasus pony in question had left her friends and was hiding behind a tree, she pulled a low hanging branch downwards, revealing it be a lever that opened up a hidden trap door beneath her, she squeaked as she fell in, went down a long slide and landed on a soft cushion in middle of a room deep underground.

“U-um hello? Mr. Time wing? I followed your instructions” Fluttershy called out nervously.

A golden Pegasus stallion with dark blue eyes, short, wavy white mane and equally white and wavy tail stepped out to face Fluttershy. His muzzle was white and he had white fur covering his hooves. His cutie mark was an hourglass printed on the open wing of a dove taking flight.

“I’m sorry if the ride down here frightened you Fluttershy” the Pegasus said sincerely.

“Oh no it wasn’t very frightening at all Mr Time wing” the shy mare reassured him.

“I think a first name basis would be fine Fluttershy, please call me Gold” the other Pegasus stated, helping her to her hooves.

“Oh um ok…so Gold I followed your instructions to come find you if something happened and...Well”

“Yes Fluttershy?”

“The human that Discord brought here..has…um turned grey” she replied softly.

“Oh, well I need you to go and make sure she regains her colour alright?” Gold asked.

“On no I don’t think I can…”

“Nonsense just be yourself, you are the element of kindness after all” he said kindly.

“But what if she yells at me, or-“

“If that happens then treat if she was one of your animal friends, she’s probably scared, angry and lonely right now”

“She is? Oh my I’d better help her, after all No pony likes being alone”

“That’s the Spirit Fluttershy, good luck” Gold said enthusiastically as he sent the other Pegasus on her way.

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Manaquire soared over the Everfree forest, having seen Sunset run in this direction he began searching for her.

Manaquire’s POV

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

Damn ponies, damn draconequus, damn everything!

They were supposed to blame Discord with the grid mark, not her.

Any pony but her. She’s just…well she’s a girl, a human girl! An average, normal, harmless human girl and those idiots turn grey, of all things she turns grey! She’s not supposed to turn grey!

This ruins everything! Time knows what could happen! Things could-No! Focus damn it do not stress about the what ifs now, not now!

Focus!

I need to modify my already existing plan that’s all, alright so in another day or so the ‘Mane 6’ will found out that I’ve sent a few inconveniences towards their family in other parts of Equestria, While they run around trying to sort out their personal lives, I’ll get Discord out of the way, then usurp the princesses.

Pity I was hoping to lead them on for a while, but due this mess up I have to push my plans forward.
Damn…my creator will not be happy about this.

…Speaking of that brat...where the hell is she?

I could’ve sworn I saw her enter this forest….great now I’ve lost her…

Shit…she could be anywhere, anything could’ve happened, without her my plans are-

God damn it FOCUS!

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“Hi Discord!”

“…Hello Pinkie…”

“What’cha Doin’?”

“I’m about to take a swim in a lake of jelly”

“I don’t see a lake of jelly”

SNAP!

“There is now”

“Oh! Hey Discord can I join you?”

“Now why would you want to do that?”

“Because Twilight said I should keep an eye on you! so I was all ‘okie dokie loki’! So here I am, but that doesn’t mean I can’t have fun right!?” Pinkie explained quickly.

“I guess-“Discord began.

“Great!” Pinkie exclaimed happily and leapt into the lake of jelly.

Discord frowned as his face was splattered with Jelly.

“What am I going to do with you?’ he asked no one in particular.

Well there’s a ‘Phineas and Ferb’ themed chapter for my younger readers, I don’t like the show, but it seems popular enough so I might as well add it reference.

Manaquire’s mind is a bit of a jumbled mess, he is insane after all, so in order not to go completely off his rocker he has very structured plans, or at least a general impression of what he wants to do.

I must also note that he isn’t one to swear (the only exception is his degree in blasphemy), so the best way I could show him paicking is well, swearing…which even I find strange as he doesn’t give a damn about insulting various gods (normally to their face or infront devoted followers) but is above using the following swears-

-(usually above using) coarse language involving words relating to faeces (even though I use ‘crap’ all the time, must be a personal preference)

-swears about fornicating (he hates those)

-words often used or invented to degrade women (he will find you and end you if use such an insult at a female he actually knows)

So there’s the oC info for this chapter, Read and review, oh but please don’t bother commenting on my grammar, I already know it needs improving. Hopefully this year at university changes that.