Alexander's FOM:
To say that Alexander was surprised when the lavender colored creature that he ran over not fifty minutes ago seemed to just appear next to him, was an understatement that not much people on this planet could fathom. As if the shock of the whole event wasn't enough to put his nerves on edge, the cars on the highway were now honking at him.
If this fiasco had happened a couple seconds later rather than earlier, he and the scarlet equine would have swerved the van right into another car.
To make matters even more confusing on his end. The creature seemed to be able to comprehend and speak English perfectly!
So naturally, as would any human would of done, Alexander panicked. The van swerved violently into the interior lane, then back into the far right lane. Not even waiting for anything else to occur he quickly -albeit less safely- slid the van over to the shoulder of the 401. Alexander was so distraught and afraid that he didn't even take the time to put on the all fours.
Once the van had made a complete stop Alexander attempted to distance himself as far away as possible from the lavender creature. Have I finally lost it? he claimed to himself as he attempted to open up the vans door. Sadly the door was locked and with his current frame of mind he couldn't process even the basic muscle memory to unlock it.
"I know you can understand me." The purple mare claimed rolling her eyes, "You clearly spoke equine just a couple of seconds ago." She continued. Alexander however kept still, his eyes darting all around the room looking for another exit; all the while his mind raced to come up with a proper response to this event.
Do I talk back to it? Do I attempt to catch it off guard by punching it in the face? Maybe if I stay still it can't see me. Do I call 911! Is the police even the right authority to call at a time like this?! AHK my head! Alexander yelled to himself.
It seems that the creature picked up on his crystal clear mental break down as it attempted to leave the vehicle. She however was halted when she realized that she didn't even know how to operate the door.
She gave it a good shove before looking around the door for any sort of handle. How she missed the black leaver completely baffled Alexander. Here was a sentient deer/creature/thing that could talk and somehow use teleportation, yet could not figure out for the life of her how to open up a simple car door.
Finally coming up with a decision Alexander mustered up all of his strength and spoke up. "Y-y-you can t-talk?" Alexander stuttered. Great first impression! He thought to himself as he mentally face palmed.
Hearing his words the lavender creature turned around and gave Alexander a confused stare, "of course I can talk! What do you take me for?... A manticore?"
Did she just say manticore, what a wired analogy to use. Alexander commented to himself as he continued to keep the conversation flowing, no matter how awkward it started to get. "a-and y-you can t-teleport?" Alexander asked, his voice getting more sturdier the longer he talked to the lavender creature.
At this question the purple living thing rolled its eyes again. It seems by the way he/she does it so effortlessly that he/she must do it a lot. "Obviously, haven't you heard of magic?" Your only response is to shake your head on a horizontal plane. This... this 'deer'? can use magic! The number in Alexander's head kept increasing. The number of course was the price tag that he could put up on Kijiji.
Yeah I know I'm a horrible person, blah, blah, blah. He argued with his consciousness. "You a-a whatever you are! Can use magic?!" Alexander repeated what he was thinking in his mind. He was talking to a talking purple horse in the first place so something like this wouldn't be that big of an add-on.
"If you must know I'm a pony." The mare clamed putting a hoof to her chest.
It was right then and there that he had finally lost all of his marbles. "HAhahaha, really a magical pony, phhht." He attempted to stifle his second laugh, but with all of the stress and surprises he had experienced he really did need to let it out, "BWAHahahaha!"
"What's so funny?!" The Unicorn/Pegasus retaliated a hint of anger present in her voice. It seems that Alexander's laughing had flustered the poor purple pony.
"Oh nothing, just that I'm talking to a magical pony that's all! Just another day at work!" With that Alexander was 99% sure that he was just seeing this pony as a hallucination. Not wanting to be late he was just about to pull the shifter into drive when he was greeted by a hoof to the face.
*SMACK*
"Oi what the fuck was that for!" Alexander yelled out turning to face his hallucination. Once again with his mind being a mess he was slow to realize that hallucinations don't just hurt you, let alone slap you across the face.
"There is nothing wrong with being a pony!" The uni-sus...? Declared.
Taking his hand away from the shifter he turned his full undivided attention towards the pony. He looked at her carefully taking in every detail he could, her coat, her beautiful violet irises, her long flowing mane and tail with two stripes of amethyst and pink within them.
Could this creature really exist? I mean she looks like the real deal here. He thought to himself as he leaned in closer to get a better look. Nonetheless the pony backed away from his advancement. "What the hay are you doing?" She asked.
"Just making sure I'm not seeing things." Alexander replied as he came to the realization that this pony in front of him is in fact real. The only other thing that he could do to cerement his suspicions is if he were able to touch her.
Determined to reach an answer, he reached out his right hand to touch her coat. The pony did nothing to stop his experiment, she just looked at him with a questioning expression. Placing his hand upon her withers he could feel the silky smooth texture he felt when he picked her up off the side of the highway.
Minutes seemed to pass-by before Alexander retracted his hand away from the pony. "So you are real!" He exclaimed as he recomposed himself in the driver seat. "What're the chances that I get to meet a real life talking pony! Not only that but it can use magic! This is just to surreal for me! I have so many questions to ask you!" Alexander commented with a smile working its way onto his face. Maybe I can make this pony teach me how to use magic! Oh that would be so sick, I would be the center of every party performing just simple spells.
"Well the chances are actually quite high." The mare retorted.
"Maybe where you come from, but here on Earth I think it's safe to say you're the only one." Alexander stated.
"Eaaa-rth?" The mare attempted to say the unfamiliar word. She doesn't even know the planets name? Is she an alien! It was then during that thought that a transport truck raced by on the highway causing the mare this time to jump back in shock. It was quite the sight as she curled up into a little ball and used her tail as the first line of defence.
"Yes, and its pronounced 'Earth', E, A, R, T, H." Alexander lectured. Looking back to the highway the sun was now well on its way up in the sky. Might as well start my way to Windsor again. After all I don't want to be late. With that thought in mind Alexander he shifted the van into drive and signalled his intent.
It took naught but a second to merge back onto the highway. Looking to the passenger seat the lavender pony was still curled up in a little ball shivering from what must be fear. "You know now that you're on Earth you should get used to these trucks and cars, I mean you'd be lucky to find a place without them." Alexander stated assuming now that the pony was not of this world. The thought alone made him all giddy, he was the first person to come in contact with extraterrestrial life.
His words seemed to have calmed the mares nerves as she slowly unfurls. "Cars?" She asked as she got up and took a look around the highway. What she saw was multiple cars and trucks traveling alongside the one she was in. Alexander didn't really care that she poked her head up to look, after all the windows were tinted so no one would be able to see her. Even if they did by chance catch a glimpse of her they wouldn't believe their own eyes, Alexander knew that he still didn't.
"Yup take a good look because you'll be seeing one practically every were we go." Alexander's statement seemed to have jogged something in the mares memory as she turned to him with a determined expression.
"Where are we going anyways? Even more so how did you even manage to find me!?" She asked, her confused tone remerging.
"You really don't remember what happened this morning?" You ask the pony. "I thought something like that would of been scared in your memory for life."
"Something like what?" The lavender pony pushed further into the topic. Does she really not know what happened literally an hour ago? Maybe the hit caused some memory loss?
"This morning I was driving down the highway when you just suddenly ran out of the forest right in front of me. There was nothing I could do but slow down, after that I hit you with the van. Hell when we get off at Windsor I'll even show you the dent you made in the van." Alexander relayed the information the mare sought.
The pony looked at Alexander dumbfounded like she didn't believe a word he was telling her. Truth be told not much other people would believe him either. At such speeds this purple pony here should be nothing but a crimson splatter mark on the road. "I got hit by this carriage! At this speed I should be dead!" She claimed.
Carriage, once again this pony uses wired terminology. Maybe it's normal where she comes from? "Well yes at this speed you would be nothing more than a blood stain on the highway, but I had the mind to slow down as fast as I could before hitting you. When I hit you I was going pretty slow, still it came a surprise to me that you still lived without any major injury's."
The pony just sat there in the passenger seat completely motionless, a thousand yard stare carved into her face. "Well now that you're here I suggest that you stick with me. Who knows what someone else would of done if they found you." Alexander comments only for a thought to come through his head, Just like I was about to do, sell her on Kijiji.
Knowing that this pony is sentient, he would never forgive himself if he were to turn her in. The tests they would perform on her would be painful and long. This is all assumptions based on movies he had watched, but didn't want to risk it either way, nevertheless in the end it was completely up to her, she is after all in control of her own life.
"Where're we heading?" The mare spoke up, it was not a happy tone but it was still better than nothing. To Alexander it sounded almost like she was on the verge of tears. She must of realized that she was stuck on this planet or something equally as devastating or maybe she just realized that she could of died right then and there.
"To Windsor, for the first drop of the day!" Alexander claimed in a happy tone hoping that his emotions would catch on to the mare. He was going to drive another 11 hours and if he had to sit here with a depressed pony for another couple of minutes he might take up that Kijiji offer when he got home.
"Windsoar?" The pony questioned butchering yet another name.
"Yes we're about an hour away." Alexander stated changing lanes to pass-by a rather slow moving vehicle. "If you would be so kind can you take that checklist off the dash and read off what's first on the list."
The mares ears shot up at the word 'checklist', "a checklist!?" She claimed picking up the white sheet that was his driver manifest. The way she did it was beyond comprehension, the paper started to float towards her. It's just more of her magic, no need to have another mental breakdown. Alexander told himself.
"Yup and the first address is our first stop, can you read out the street so I know what drop it is." Since Alexander did this run every week he had all the drops memorised, all he really needed to know was the street names and then he would instinctively remember the place.
"St. Elizabeth, Oullete road." She recites with the up most ease. funny that she can read street names with ease but not other more important words. Alexander thought to himself, "What's this other stuff in the box next to it; 20 saline, 10 water and 9 boxes?" She questions.
"That would be what I'm dropping off." Alexander claimed, "That's all I really need from the list you can put it back now." He commented making sure to watch the entire process of her levitating the paper back to the folder. It was just to enticing for him to not watch.
"So now that differences are settled, do you have a name?" Alexander asked changing lanes to the inner lane as a cop was resting on the shoulder looking for speeders.
"Yes, I'm Twilight Sparkle." Twilight stated.
Twilight's FOM:
"Twilight what now?" The bipedal creature responded. I really hope I don't have to spell it out for him. Twilight claimed as she rolled her eyes.
"Sparkle, Twilight Sparkle." The creature seems to have found Twilights response funny. "Now what's so funny?" She responded with a hint of annoyance.
"Sorry, I just found your name to be a little bit peculiar." He claims holding back his giggles.
"Well do you have a name?" Twilight retorts none too pleased with his actions. She herself was pretty sure that he had a name, why else would he ask her if he himself did not have one.
"My names Alexander, but you can call me Alex for short. You have any short forms?" He asked.
Twilight thought about that question for a while, Twily could be considered one. She thought to herself but decided to answer with a no. After all no one ever really called her by that name, only her brother did and even then she didn't really like it.
"Well Twi if you have any questions now would be the time to ask, because we still got about three quarters of an hour left." Alex's question sparked a fire within her mind making her completely bypass his little nickname for her. Maybe with his knowledge, she would be able to understand how she got here. On the plus side she would also get to learn about his world and its technological advancements.
Within the span of ten seconds Twilight already had her first questions picked out. "What is it that you do? What's you special talent?" Twilight asked with the upmost care. She realized back in Ponyville that some ponies don't really like sharing their special talent meaning, however it was even ruder to not get to know the pony before hoof.
"Ha, that's one hell of a question to ask don't you thing. I myself don't really know, then again I don't think anyone really knows what their calling in life is. I guess that's why we're here in this universe to figure out that one question." His response shocked her, did these creatures not have a cutie mark? If so then how would they find out what their good at? Trial and error?
"Don't you have a cutie mark?" Twilight asked wishing that she had a quill and scroll right about now. All this information was just too much for even her mind to remember.
"What the hell's a cutie mark?" He asked sounding a bit put off by the name.
Twilight figured that a demonstration would be in order at a time like this, after all she did have one. Turning around in her seat she showed her flank to Alex, something that would be fairly inappropriate if she were to do it in Equestria. Nonetheless this was for the sake of science and if science needed her to show her flank to an alien creature then so be it.
"This is what one looks like." She claimed only to be greeted by a snigger from Alex. "What are you laughing about now!" She was quick to reply.
"So your cutie mark is your ass." Alex claimed using a rather vulgar tone, something that Twilight was not used to hearing so casually, nonetheless she let it slide this time. Looking at her own flank Twilight was shocked to see that it was left barren.
I could of sworn I had a cutie mark? Twilight told herself as she attempted to think what it was. Sadly her search for the image came up blank as well as the meaning behind it. Does this mean that I never even had one to begin with?
More thoughts soon flooded her vast mind, No that can't be, I remember ponies asking me about it and complementing me. I also remember conversations me and my friends had about it. Why do I remember these little details but can't figure out the big picture. The whole world started to spin around her, she started to get dizzy just thinking about the sheer amount of events that could of brought this upon her.
It was then that she realized that she still had her flank up in the air pointing towards Alex. Flushing red from the embarrassment she sat back down in her normal position, which in this carriage was actually quite comfortable. She would have to take notes later on what material the seats were made out of.
"Is this how your species attract mates or something? Is that what a 'cutie mark' is for." Alex questions, "because from the name of it alone that's what I would guess it was."
"N-No!" Twilight is quick to retaliate.
"Then why did you show me your ass." Alex once again replies with a vulgar tone.
"Because that's where they appear." Twilight replies.
"Yeah sure, they just appear." Alex comments rolling his eyes. He then flicks a stick next to the circular device in front of him. A soft consecutive clicking is heard as the van moves back to the right lane. When the lane change is done Alex flicks the stick back upwards and the clicking stops.
"It's true!" Twilight states her volume rising.
"Well I would like to see proof before I accept this." Alex responds.
"But..." Twilight trails off when she realizes that he's right, she won't be able to convince him without showing him. To make matters worse if she tried to fight the point further she could be identified as a hypocrite.
Letting out a large sigh Twilight allowed the question to slide by for now. Regaining her composure Twilight asked the next question on her mind, "How does this 'car' work? I'm assuming that it's not magic."
"Nope, good old petrol is what this baby runs on." Alex replies, "Here on earth we don't have magic, which now that were on the subject how the hell are you able use it?" He continues taking his eyes off the road for a second.
"Really?! You don't have magic here on Eaath" Once again she mispronounces the name and once more Alexander wonders why 'Earth' is so difficult for her to say yet Oulette road was no problem at all.
"Earth." Alex repeats.
"Eeearth" Twilight copies however she once again drags out parts of the word.
"Almost, it's pronounced Earth." Alex claims for the last time hoping that this time she would finally say it the right way.
"Earth." Twilight repeats this time she got it bang on the dot.
"There we go! To answer your question yes we don't have magic, to us humans magic is nothing more than folklore and fairytale." Alex lectures.
"How do you 'Humons' live? Your weather here must be crazy!" Twilight states showing Alex yet another word she can't pronounce correctly, nevertheless Alex doesn't correct her. As if to answer the question itself a couple of rain droplets pat against the windshield of the van.
"In some places of the world the weather does get a bit crazy, but here in Canada it's not that bad. The most we can do is predict when the storms hit. Like now I thought that the storm would hit a half an hour later but as you can see it's here now. " Alexander claims twisting the same stick that he flicked before. As soon as he twists the stick two black sticks whip the rain off the windshield.
Very interesting only if I had quill and ink. Twilight stated mentally as she watched the two blades whip away the rain. They have to have magic how else is he able to do this. Twilight claims to herself as she studies the two wipers further. "You claim that this world has no magic but yet you can do this without physically interacting with it."
"It's true, these wipers are able to function by electricity that powers a small motor. This small motor spins the stick causing it to wipe the rain off the windshield." Alex replies with ease.
Motors? Windshield? Twilight pondered to herself yet when she tried to recall what they meant she came up blank. It was as if Alex was talking a completely different language to her, which wouldn't be too bad if she had a quill and scroll to write this down on. "Do you have a quill and ink I can use?" Twilight asked as she picked up a random scrap piece of paper laying in the middle of the two seats.
"Quill and ink? Really you still use those? I would expect your species to be much farther advanced then us seeing as you were the one to travel planets or whatever." Alex comments as he grabs a plastic cylinder from a groove in the dash.
"What else would you use to write?" Twilight replied with a confused expression.
"This." Was Alex's only response as he passes her the plastic cylinder.
"How does it work?" Twilight asks inspecting the pointy end of the cylinder. "Wait don't tell me, I'll figure out myself."
Alexander's FOM:
Thirty minutes later...
Twilight seems to have figured out how the pen works and is mesmerised by it. To Alexander the sight of the pony continuously taking apart the pen and putting it back together was entertaining. Not only because she would squeal every time she assembled it, but the fact that she did this all with her magic.
Alex didn't know what it was about her magic, but whenever she used it his eyes just couldn't look away. Which now that he thought about it would be pretty distracting when he is supposed to be paying attestation to the road in front of him.
Speaking of the road when Alexander tore his gaze away from the floating pen and back to the asphalt road ahead, he was greeted by a large green sign with big white letters reading 'WINDSOR' on it. "Almost at the first drop and don't worry I'll do all the work, after all you are a guest." Alex stated to Twilight who placed the pen back into the groove on the dash.
"What is your job anyways?" Twilight asks turning to Alex giving him her full undivided attention.
"I just deliver medical supplies to clinics across Ontario." Alex claimed and as soon as he did the pen levitated once again and scribbled down some notes. "It's not that bad, however it will take us a good ten hours to get back to my house." At this statement Twilights facial expression dropped.
"Ten hours in this van? Ten hours sitting in this seat?!" She claimed looking around the van, no doubt attempting to find something that she could entertain herself with. "And you say it's your job, how can you stay in here for so long without going insane."
"That's my secret, I'm already insane." Alex states jokingly as he positioned the van into the far right lane, one of which lead to the city Windsor and not the bridge to the USA.
"Very funny." Twilight claimed rolling her eyes yet again, "but really how do you not lose your mind doing this job?" She continued.
"Well first off I listen to music when I travel and sometimes I play car games. Other then that I mostly just take this time to think about my life and its events." Alex truthfully admitted.
"Music? You have a gramophone in here?" Twilight asked with her curious expression growing into a confused one.
Once again what's with her using such old metaphors? "Well I guess you could call the radio a high-tech gramophone, well at least the part of it that takes the CD the other part is completely different." Without letting her reply Alex reached his hand towards the radio and turned it on.
Since today was throw back Thursday on the FOX they had songs playing that were popular a couple years ago. The first song to play was of course one of his favorites 'Shut up and dance with me - by walk the moon'
It took all of Alex's might to contain himself, all he wanted to do was sing along to the intoxicating beat. Looking over to Twilight he saw that he was not the only one enjoying the smooth melody and enticing lyrics. "Fascinating this is truly amazing! So you have a vinyl in there?" Twilight claims tapping her hoof to the beat.
"No this is playing on the radio, it gets the information to play the songs from radio waves or something like that, they are picked up by that antenna." Alex lectures pointing towards the black rod sticking out of the hood of the van. "Don't ask me anymore questions about how it works, that's pretty much the extent of what I know about it."
Twilight seemed to understand, however she continued to ask about it. Thankfully the questions were not of how it functions but how one would operate it. "So is their only one channel or is their multiple? I'm assuming that there would be multiple seeing as everyone has different tastes."
"Very perceptive of you." Twilight seems to perk up at the praise. "This first knob is for the volume and the power." Twisting the knob the volume increased and to show her how it works two ways Alex pressed the knob in causing the radio to shut off. "The second knob controls the station while pressing it switches the display from the channel to the time." Once again Alexander pressed the knob causing it to display the time.
With this new information Twilight was eager to try it herself but stopped and starred off into the distance. "Alex what are those?" She claims pointing a hoof down the highway. To Alex nothing looked out of the ordinary just a normal highway road in the country.
"What are what?" Alex asked as he once again switched lanes this time to give a pulled over vehicle the room it needs.
"Those!" She states again pointing now off to the side of the highway. Taking his attention away from the road for a second Alex came to look at multiple windmills.
"Oh 'those'" He stated out loud when he finally realized what she was talking about. Since this was on the way to Windsor he had gotten used to seeing them. "You know how I said that the motor that controls the windshield wipers uses electricity not magic." Twilight nods in response. "Well these are called windmills and they use the wind to turn a turbine that produces power."
"So your windshield wipers run of these 'windmills'?" She questions only for Alex to facepalm, he never thought that he would need to go this in depth about windshield wipers.
"No the windshield wipers get their power from a battery inside the car. This battery is charged by the alternator to make sure it never gets fully drained. I was just using the motor as a reference." Alexander lectures.
"Oh so you humons have multiple ways to gain this 'Electricity'" Twilight claims making Alex let out a large sigh, if he doesn't correct her now she's going to drive him nuts.
"Humans." Alex stated again in a deadpan tone.
"h-U-m-I-ns." Twilight repeated carefully.
At least she trying her hardest to get it right. Alex claimed to himself as he repeated the word once more, third time is the charm after all, "humans."
"Humans" As usual she gets it on the third try.
"Yes we humans have multiple ways to generate the electrical current. That windmill probably powers some homes or the owner of then sells the power to the government. That is saying that these windmills aren't already government owned." Alex claims finally exiting the highway. As he did so the next song on the radio started, 'Best day of my life' by American Authors.
"Government? What's the government? I have never heard these words before." Twilight states causing Alex to let out a large breath. It seems that he's doing this a lot in the presence of this lavender mare.
"I can just tell this day is going to be 'fun'" He muttered under his breath as he made sure to put a lot of sarcasm on the word fun.
"What was that?" Twilight asked turning her head towards Alex.
"Nothing, just talking to myself. I told you I was insane didn't I." Alex claimed jokingly as he scratched the back of his head. Thankfully was rewarded with her stopping her prodding. How the hell did she hear that, I myself didn't even hear my own voice come out. He thought to himself as he stopped for a red light.
"I'm assuming these light are telling you when it's safe to proceed? Seeing as you stopped for it." Twilight questions skipping the government question completely.
At least she can solve some problems on her own Alexander stated to himself. "Yup, red means stop, yellow means stop if you can safely and lastly green means go." He recited with ease.
"Do these cars ever get into accidents?" She asks looking at the cars traveling in the other direction.
"More then I would like to admit, sadly there are some idiots out there that managed to get their license. With them on the road you always have to be aware of not only your own car but theirs as well." Alexander lectures as the light turns green.
"License?" She asks.
"I see I'm going to have to spill everything out for you am I?" You state rolling your eyes. Fuck its contagious! "All drivers have to get their license before they can drive a car. There are multiple licenses for different vehicles. G is for car or van, D is for truck, B is for bus, M for motorcycle... excreta."
"What licenses do you have?" She asked curiously.
"I have my G and my M2. Each class of licenses has its stages, I have my full G license so it's just G however for my M license I have only done one road test." Alex claims pulling into the first drop location, a large brick building with a skyscraper like building behind it.
"What's a motorcycle?" Twilight asks but instantly answered when said vehicle passes by them in the parking lot. "Oh, I guess that would make sense."
"Yeah, anyways this is my first drop of the day. I suggest you jump out and stretch seeing as after we're finished the drops in this city we'll be traveling another two hours to Chatham." Alex claims pulling the van into a rather secluded parking lot, one of which was mostly used for deliveries.
"Okay, but if you need some help I would be more than willing to with my magic." Twilight stated as you pulled into a parking spot next to a large green dumpster.
"It's only 9 boxes, 20 saline and 10 water nothing to big, I can handle it on my own. Thanks for asking anyways." Alex replied as he shut off the engine, opened his door and hopped out of the van. As soon as he jumped out he stretched his arms and legs inducing a pleasure filled yawn. "Oh man that feels good."
Seeing how Alex got out Twilight reciprocated the same process and opened up her own door before hopping out. Just like Alex Twilight stretched out her wings and hooves. "Oh wow this does feel amazing!" She commented following Alex to the back of the van.
Once they reached the back of the van Alexander looked towards Twilight with a curious expression. "What are your wings for? I'm mean I'm no scientist here but shouldn't they be bigger to be of any use to you?" It was then that he got a smug smile, "or maybe they're just like your cutie mark and are used to attract mates. I know some animals that do that."
"Why do you have to keep assuming that every part of my body is used for attracting mates! I have you know that these wings are sufficient enough to get me off the ground." Twilight retorted.
"Really?..." Alexander claimed bending down to get into her face. When he was eye level with the pony he gave her another smug smile, "...prove it."
"Fine I will!" Twilight stated fuming, no doubt from Alex's little comment.
As her wings unfurled Alex stepped back in case that she was not bluffing and she was actually able to achieve flight. Which if she did he could always just blame magic. Alex quite liked that, some theory to blame everything on.
Twilight readied herself in a good jumping stance and without a second to lose jumped into the air giving her wings a good flap. Aaaaaaaaand their she goes. Alex stated to himself while stifling a laugh when he saw her belly flop onto the ground. It was pretty rude to laugh failures, but with her cockiness before hand she kinda had this one coming.
"Nice air you got their Twi." Alex claimed offering a hand to her, which she gracefully took. "But it looks like you're not going to cover up your species mating appendages today." As expected this only succeeded to anger the pony.
"Will you stop with that already." She stated folding her wings up.
"Alright I'll stop, I'll stop." He replied opening up the back of the van. What greeted him was a rather large mess due to the rough swerving on the highway. From where Alexander stood he could already tell that the boxes for St. Elizabeth where already buried. An event that he hated because it caused him to dig through all of the boxes, which in turn took time, time that he didn't have.
"Well this is just going to suck isn't it." He claimed looking at the boxes then down to Twilight.