Ponywatching

by ThunderTempest


Prompt #23: Double The Trouble

“Rainbow, we are not naming our foal ‘Sonic Rainboom’.”

“But if it wasn’t for me doing a Sonic Rainboom, you would have never realized that you totally had the hots for me.”

“The truth of that aside, Rainbow Dash, my word on this is final. You are not naming our foal after any one of your tricks.”

“Fiine. What about Bolt?”

“Now you are just assuming that we are having a pegasus. Personally, I rather like Amethyst.”

“Isn’t that Twilight’s middle name?”

“Your point is made, dear. How about ‘Gentle Rose’?”

“Bleh. I would honestly change my name to Amethyst rather than call my foal that and that wasn’t a challenge, Rare.”

“Spoil my fun, why don’t you. What would you say to ‘Sweetwater’?”

“Why does that name sound...you want to name the foal after the place we first had sex?”

“It was just a suggestion!”

“What about ‘Speedy Stitches’? So, if it takes after you, our foal can use ‘Stitches’, and if it takes after me, which it will because I’m just that awesome, it can use ‘Speedy’.”

“Sometimes, I do wonder how there is ever room in your heart for me, given how much you love yourself, Rainbow.”

“Hey, I love myself so much that I gave it all to you. This morning, in your bed. And the shower. And the kitchen. Over, and over, and over again.”

“Ahem, well, yes. What about ‘Morning Surprise’?”

“That’s what I did to you this morning. I’m sticking with Speedy Stitches, but only ‘cause you won’t let me name them after a Wonderbolt or one of my awesome moves.”

“Excuse me, miss Rarity, miss Rainbow Dash?”

“Yes, doctor?”

“I have the results of your test with me.”

“Oh, excellent! Do carry on, dear sir.”

“After analysing your scans, I can confirm that you will be the mother of a pegasus filly...”

“Yesss!”

“Rainbow, be quiet!”

“...and a unicorn colt.”

“Thank you, doctor.”

“Twins? What the heck are we supposed to do with twins?”

“Love them, care for them, be good parents.”

“You know what I meant, Rare. We only ever planned for one kid. Great, now we have to name two kids!”

“I suppose that this is what you get for being so awesome, Rainbow.”

“Har de har, Rare. Hey, since one of our kids is a pegasus, does that mean...”

“No, Rainbow, you cannot name her after a Wonderbolt.”

“Dang it. Had to try.”