//------------------------------// // Stupid.. stupid.. stupid. // Story: Equestria's Body Swapping Incident // by TheFablequestria //------------------------------// "Uh.. so how do I teleport us to the 'castle'?" Asked Luna. "I JUST SAID - Ughhh.. here, I'll just try.." I added, frustrated, "idiot." I concentrated on getting us to the castle. I couldn't do it. I kept trying. Still nothing. I lost almost all hope, when I finally teleported us! "I- I did it!" I did a little dance. "I'm sorry to ruin your celebration Lyra, but you didn't." I looked towards Princess Celestia, who now stood in front of me. "Wait.. you did?" She gave a small nod. "Aw.." To think I would learn how to do that.. "I was worried. You two were gone for too long, so I teleported you back." "Whose this?" Luna pointed a hoof at her. Princess Celestia looked surprised. I didn't remember ever seeing her surprised. "Her too..?" "Yup. Yet another human possessed a pony, who this time, is your sister." "Lyra.. you have got to know how to fix this.." "Wait.. this horse giant is my sister!?" I ignored Luna. "Well, I saw this thing that kind of resembles a black hole, although it was grey. It was on the outside of our planet." "And you think that is the cause?" "Well, I'm assuming.. actually.. uh.." I didn't know how this could be the cause, but it must be related.. dammit, why was I so confident!? "I-I don't know.. but it must be somehow related to this.. I-I'm sorry..." I sat on the ground. "It's not your fault.. go speak to Princess Twilight once more. She might know more about this." "B-but.. don't you?" "All I know is that it does not belong here. Now go, before it's too late." I galloped to the train station.. falling a few times. The conductor waited on outside of the train for everypony to get on. "Ticket please." He held out his hoof. "I don't have one, but you MUST understand, Princess Celestia needs me to save us all, an-" "Do you really think making that up will let you pass? Next." It was hopeless. How could I get back to Ponyville!? I walked slowly to the bench and sat down.. normally. I would have to sneak aboard, and I think I figured just how. It was may have been stupid enough to work. I waited until every last pony boarded the train, and the train started moving. I quickly jumped off the bench, galloping towards the back of the train and jumped up onto the small stairs, leading to the small balcony, or whatever it's called. I couldn't believe that actually worked! I opened the back door. It was the luggage room. And again, I'm not a walking dictionary, so I don't know if that's what it's called. I then opened the door inside of there, and I was in one of.. or the only, room full of passengers (What is it called..? Well, it's not like I could look it up on the Internet, since Equestria doesn't have any! AND It's not vital to the situation). I felt eyes fall upon me. Ignoring them, I sat down on an empty seat. I was alone. 8:02 PM The train came to a stop. Everypony exited the train (including me). The Ponyville train station.. Hm.. just like the show. I galloped to Twilight's castle, hoping I wasn't too late. 8:30 Do you have ANY idea how annoying it is when you try to gallop somewhere important and fall like an imbecile every 5 steps? I do. I knocked on Twilight's door one more time. The door opened to reveal her. Thank Celestia she was still okay. "Oh, hey Lyra, how can I help you?" "Twilight! Princess Luna has also been possessed by yet another human!" "Oh no.. that's terrible.." Twilight's look didn't convince me. "Well, you don't seem bothered at all by this.." "I am, believe me. Applejack has been also acting strange." Twilight put her right hoof on her chest. "Well.. can I come in?" "Come right ahead." Twilight opened the door fully for me to enter, and I saw Rainbow Dash flying in place. "Hey Lyra, what's up?" Rainbow Dash doesn't talk like that.. "Oh, nothing much, JUST TRYING TO SAVE EVERYPONY BEFORE THEY ALL BECOME POSSESSED BY HUMANS!! What about you?" "I'm not the only one.." Rainbow Dash muttered, thinking it was quiet enough for me not to hear. "Aha! I knew something was wrong about you when you saw me!" "Huh? What??" "I heard that. Ponies have really good hearing, you know that right? And besides, it practically echoes in here, especially with your loud voice." "Hey, I'm not loud!" "Stop trying to avoid my claim. I know you were once a human." "Rainbow too??" Twilight actually seemed surprised this time. "Well, duh, can't you hear Twilight?" "I can hear perfectly fine, thank you very much." Twilight said annoyed. "Aw c'mon! How can I prove I'm not a human!?" She added, "Whatever that even is.." "Okay, fine. A question only the real Rainbow would know.. which episode did Twilight and Rainbow meet in?" "Easy. Episode 1." Rainbow Dash said triumphantly. "Wait, shit." "Gotcha. Twilight, can you please show me to Applejack?" "Sure, follow me." I followed Twilight. "So.. how is Applejack?" "Other than the fact she's bucking the door of her room? Good." Twilight showed me the door with a crap load of holes in it. "Damn.." She opened it. Applejack was sitting in the corner. "Uh.. hey there Applejack." I nervously smiled. "Whaddya want?" "Uhm.. well.. I'm just checking on you.." I said lamely. "For what purpose? To let me out of this room?" "Uh.. couldn't you just open the door yourself.. I mean c'mon, opening doors as a pony isn't that hard." I opened and closed the door with ease. "See?" "Too hard." "Anyways.. I'm going to be going now.." "Fine. Bye." Applejack turned back around to face the corner of the empty room. Me and Twilight exited the room, closing the door. That was a pretty pointless visit.. but.. "One question.. why would you have a room like this in your castle??" "I dunno. Spare?" Twilight shrugged. "Anyways, I found a black hole kind of thing on the outside of our planet, although it was grey. Any idea what it is? Princess Celestia knows it isn't supposed to be there, and so do I." "I don't know, I'm not a genius." My suspicion grew on Twilight now. "I mean.. well.. I don't know what it could be.. but maybe if you check a book?" She smiled sheepishly. "Princess Celestia sent me to talk to Princess Twilight, not human mind Twilight." "What do you mean? I'm perfectly okay." "Nu-uh. Twilight should know about this, she's an egg head." "Hey.." "You're not the real Twilight, and everypony's doomed now for sure." I walked slowly towards the door to the castle "Wait! I can still be of some service! Right?" "Forget it. As far as I know, there's nothing left to do, except to watch Equestria slowly fall." I exited. I wanted to go home and see Bon Bon. "I'm just going to go see Bon Bon... Oh sweet Celestia! Bon Bon! Oh I hope she's alright! Please don't tell me she's gone, too!" I galloped back home. I don't know why I was suddenly worried about Bon Bon becoming possessed by a human. Why?