Dis-TV

by Vesperia


Wheel of Chaos Part 2

"Welcome back to... WHEEL...OF...CHAOS!!! I'm your host Discord, now let's have some fun!" Discord turned around and waved the camera forward before materializing back on stage.

"Let's see who is next!" The middle pedestal is noticeably empty and the other two contestant look more nervous than before.

"No need for the jitters now! We are all about fun here! For me anyway..." Discord muttered the last bit as he spun the wheel once again. It landed on Braeburn this time.

Braeburn gulped, "Oh nelly." He cautiously walked to the wheel.

After becoming tired of waiting Discord said, "Well give it a spin!"

Braeburn spun the wheel and watched with trepidation as it slowed down to a halt. The wheel stopped on...

"Cotton candy?" Asked a confused Braeburn.

"What luck! Braeburn has landed on cotton candy!" Shouted Discord with glee. He snapped his claw and a cotton candy maker flashed into existence next to Braeburn.

"Oh, so I get cotton candy then? This aint so-wha!" Braeburn flailed about as Discord picked him up and threw him into the cotton candy maker. He spun around and stretched for a while until Discord grabbed a cone and pulled him out.

Braeburn was set back on his hooves, dizzy but alive. He was fluffed out with cotton candy and had a cone on his forehead that made him look like a pink fluffy unicorn. Braeburn shook his head and got a good look at himself in a mirror that sprung up from the ground. He jumped in the air with panic, "Oh nelly! Ah got turned into cotton candy! Ah!!!" He bolted out of the studio on a long stretch of rainbow colored carpet. "Oh nelly." could be heard repeatedly as he ran away.

With a snap of his claw the candy maker disappeared and Discord turned towards a trembling Cherry Jubilee.

"Don't worry, he isn't actually cotton candy now. Just has a large eh... coating of it." This surprisingly did little to calm to terrified mare.

"Well since you are the last contestant we don't really need the contestant spin but... let's do it anyway!" With that he grabbed the wheel and gave it a good spin. The gleeful Draconequus and nerve-wracked mare watched as the wheel slowed. Both gave varying levels of confusion when it stopped.

"Me? Well this is sure surprising. didn't expect that, oh well." Discord shrugged and spun the wheel again. It slowed down to a crawl and was about to land on bankrupt, but Discord discreetly snapped his tail and when wheel snapped to the vacation spot.

Discord pumped his clawed arm, "Yes!"

The announcer came on, "Congratulations! You won a mandatory, all expense paid trip to... New Neighsy!"

Discords jaw dropped low enough to crack the stage. "Noo! not New Neighsy!" Discord wailed in anguish and dropped to his knees.

Discord slumped over in defeat. He perked up and said, "Well we still have one more-" Discord stopped short and put his paw to his ear. "What? No more time left? Ugh, fine. Honestly what's the point of owning the channel if I can't do what I want with it?"

Discord sighed, "Well it seems that we have run out of time folks. Tune in for the next show after another commercial break!"

With those last words theme music starts up as the camera pans out. The audience of Discords clap and cheer as the original dumped slime, glitter and gummy bears all over Cherry Jubilee who was sighing in relief. All the while the credits were rolling by with Discords name everywhere.