//------------------------------// // Wheel of Chaos!! Part 1 // Story: Dis-TV // by Vesperia //------------------------------// The camera zooms in with a musical fanfare to three empty pedestals. "Hello everypony!" said Discord as he flashed in front of the camera while wearing a suit jacket and tie. A stylish greased up hairdo on his head. "And welcome to... WHEEL...OF...CHAOS!!! Today's guests are..." "The mare with her cherry(ies) still intact... Cherry Jubilee!" Cherry Jubilee appeared in a flash on the left pedestal, looking confused. "The mare with a double life, Agen-er... BonBon!" BonBon flashed in next to Jubilee. "And the stallion with a heart of apples... Braeburn!" Braeburn flashed in to the last pedestal. "Wait, why am I..." Braeburn was interrupted by Discord spinning the large game wheel next to the contestants. All three could've sworn that wasn't there before. "Let's see who goes first!" The camera switches to 'Wheel Cam' and it spins and occasionally twirls. It slows down and seems to land on Braeburn before immediately reversing to land on BonBon. "Wha?! That thing is obviously rigged!" Shouted an outraged BonBon as she pointed a hoof at the wheel. "It's not rigged, the wheel chooses the pony Ms. Bon. Now step up to the wheel and give it a spin!" With a flourish of his paw, Discord gestured to the imposing wheel. It now sported various pictures. Gulping, BonBon slowly walked to the large wheel. Sighing, BonBon said, "Well, I might as well get this over with. My best friend must be so worried right now." BonBon gripped one of the handles on the side of the wheel with her hoof and spun it. The wheel started off strong and BonBon chewed her hooves in nervousness as it slowed down. It stopped and the flap lands on a picture of... "Well look at that folks! It seems that BonBon must receive a cream pie now!" A roar of approval came from the audience as a blushing and horrified BonBon stood still. "Wha-what?!" BonBon backed up as Discord began his approach. "Here's your cream pie, BonBon." With that little statement Discord quickly reached behind him and chucked a cream pie as big as a pony at BonBon. BonBon sat down on her haunches in disbelief, cream dripping from her face. It was everywhere, even in her mane. "How about that, eh folks?" Discord received a round of applause as he bowed to the audience." And now for a word from our sponsor! Don't change that channel!" Discord winked and snapped his claw while it was pointed at the camera. He flashed out of the camera the next instant.