//------------------------------// // Chapter 2- ‘P’ Stands for ‘Pinkie’ // Story: Mom! Phineas and Ferb Built a Portal to Equestria! // by PianoPony //------------------------------// A bright, almost unnaturally colorful world appeared before the humans’ eyes. They found themselves standing right in the middle of the town they saw through the portal. All around them were small, medieval-style buildings, and in front of them a large building with a sign above it reading ‘Town Hall’. They then looked around closer to ground level, to find many, many of the local inhabitants of the village glaring at them, completely stunned. Behind them, the portal was glowing pink, a circle of about two meters in diameter. “Citizens of Equestria! We come in peace!” Baljeet called out to nobody in particular. “Really? ‘We come in peace?’” Isabella asked. “What? I always wanted to say that,” the Indian boy replied. “How do you do!” a pink pony called, suddenly appearing between Candace and Phineas. “Woah! How did you do that?!” Candace cried. “How did I do what?” the pony asked. Buford began inhaling and exhaling, very heavily and quickly, muttering something to himself in and between. “Buford? Is everything okay?” Baljeet asked. “You seem to be hyperventilating.” “Yeah, usually ponies only do that AFTER I throw them a party,” the pink pony said. “At least, only a few of them do. And then they go to the hospital for some reason.” “Hi there,” Phineas said, approaching the pink pony. “I’m Phineas!” he introduced himself with a friendly smile. “And those are Ferb, Candace, Isabella, Baljeet and Buford,” he said, pointing over to each of the members of the group. “Wow! So many new ponies! I can’t wait to throw you all a party!” the pink pony called. “Oh yeah, I’m Pinkie Pie! Best party thrower in— WEEEEE!” she suddenly cried with surprise as she was raised to the air by a light blue Pegasus. “What are you doing, Pinkie?!” the Pegasus shouted at her. “You can’t just approach these… aliens like that! They could be dangerous!” “We’re not aliens,” Isabella said. “We didn’t come from another planet, just another universe.” “See, Dashie? It’s all good!” Pinkie smiled at her. The Pegasus seemed to be in a loss of words. “Don’t worry, we’re just here for a quick visit. About twenty minutes or so,” Phineas assured. “Umm… excuse me,” Buford suddenly said, surprisingly quietly. He was looking straight up at the Pegasus. “Can I…” he muttered, struggling to speak up. “Can I… HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?! PLEASE, RAINBOW DASH! I BEG YOU!” he suddenly yelled, falling on his knees as he held up a small notebook he pulled out of his pocket. Every creature at the area, human and pony alike, stared at either Buford or Rainbow Dash in a mixture of shock and anticipation. “You… want my autograph?” Rainbow asked in disbelief, staring straight at Buford, who seemed quite nervous, to put it mildly. “AW YEAH, BABY! I’M INTER-UNIVERSALLY FAMOUS!” she screamed with joy and flew down, dropping Pinkie on the ground just before she reached Buford. Rainbow Dash picked up the pen Buford was holding with her mouth, and swiftly signed her name in one of the notebook’s pages. She then placed it back in Buford’s palm. Buford slowly brought down the notebook and pen, staring at them both with sparkling eyes. The pen had a trickle of saliva running down it. “I’ll never wash this pen again,” Buford muttered, when he noticed his friends were all staring at him dubiously. “I-It’s for my mom!” he quickly cried. “You know, anypony who wants my autograph is okay in my book!” Rainbow said happily, floating beside Buford. “Even if they’re aliens, I guess.” With Rainbow’s loud declaration, all the ponies seemed to stop minding the appearance of the humans and returned to their activities. “So, what brings you all to Ponyville?” Rainbow asked, proceeding to shake each human’ hand. “Well, it’s a long story,” Phineas said. “Bottom line is, we just came to visit you for about twenty minutes. The portal will stay active as long as you’re on television.” “What’s a television?” Rainbow asked. “It’s an electrical device that is used for mass streaming of media, usually through cables, but more recently satellites as well,” Baljeet explained simply. He was quickly met with a puzzled look by Rainbow. “You know, I think I know somepony here who would be a perfect match for you.” “Basically, it means you’re really, really famous,” Isabella said. “A lot of kids watch you on television.” “And some grown-ups too. You’re really popular with them too, for some reason,” Candace added. “Like, how famous? How many are watching us?” Rainbow Dash asked, surprisingly at ease with the knowledge of being watched. “A few thousands, I hope.” “Actually, the number’s somewhere in the hundred thousands,” Candace corrected. “Maybe even a million.” Rainbow dash’s eyes grew three-fold, her wings froze and her jaw dropped. “M-M-M-MILLION?!” shrieked a pony behind them. The group all turned around to see a white Unicorn with swirly, purple mane and tail. In a moment, she sprinted off. “MAKE UP! I CAN’T BE OUTSIDE WITHOUT MAKE UP!” “What’s her deal?” Candace asked. “It’s Rarity. She’s probably having another crisis,” Rainbow answered in a bored tone. “Third one this week.” “Hey,” Pinkie suddenly spoke. “Where’s Perry?” she asked, causing everyone to look around for him. “Oh, there he is!” Isabella pointed to the small platypus, who was standing next to the portal, letting out a chatter in response. “I guess the little guy followed us in here,” Phineas said as he paced over to pick him up. “Odd, usually he just disappears on us.” “Wait, how did Pinkie know about—” Candace began, when she saw that Pinkie had vanished from where she was mere seconds ago. “Hey, where’s Pinkie?” now Buford asked. Everyone looked around, but found no sign of the pink Earth pony. “Huh. That’s weird,” Isabella said. “Not all that much, compared to what she usually does,” Rainbow assured. ***** Meanwhile, at the Flynn-Fletcher backyard… Pinkie snuck around, avoiding being seen, and clung to the large tree in the yard. She looked around to make sure no one was looking, and then pulled down a small branch closer to the ground. In response, a secret hatch opened at the base of the tree, through which she quickly squeezed inside. The door soon closed after her. “WEEEEEE!” Pinkie cried happily as she slid down through a transparent plastic tube, and soon fell onto a red, comfy looking chair in a futuristic, yet small room. Pinkie pressed the large red button on the control panel in front of her, causing a large television screen to lower down, the screen lighting up to reveal a man with a thick mustache. “Greetings, Agent P…” he said calmly, before his eyes shot open in surprise. “Carl, you’re not going to believe this…” he whispered towards the right side of the screen. A ginger teen with thick purple glasses peeked through the screen’s right side and looked straight at the pony. “IT’S PINKIE PIE! HOW ARE YOU DOING—” he screamed, before being shoved aside by his boss. “How’s it going, Major Monogram?” Pinkie asked. “Pinkie the Pony reporting for duty!” she said with a salute. “Ah, one of our finest agents,” Monogram said. “It was truly a huge loss to us when you quit the OWCA to pursue your party career. What brings you here?” “My Pinkie Sense told me a major catastrophe in my area of expertise was about to take place. So I traded places with the rookie for today,” Pinkie answered with a grave look. “As usual, you’re keen on the details,” Major Monogram nodded. “I’d love to chat with you more, but I’m afraid the situation is quite dire.” Pinkie Pie nodded, and Monogram continued. “We have recently learned that Doofenshmirtz had bought over thirty percent of Danville’s balloon supply, and we find it mighty suspicious since his birthday is not today, but in two weeks. We want you to find out what’s going on there, and stop him in case he’s doing anything evil!” “Yes, Major Monogram, sir!” Pinkie replied. “Good luck, Agent P Prime!” Major Monogram said as the screen turned off. With another salute, Pinkie jumped off her chair and jumped into Perry’s hover car, turned on the power and took flight to her destination. Meanwhile, a catchy tune began playing in the background. Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Pin-kie! She’s a hyper-ecstatic pink Earth pony of action! She’s a cute little equine, who’d never flinch from a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay! She’s got more than just mad skills, she breaks the fourth wall with ease. And whenever there’s a party, you can always hear her say… “SURPRISE!” *Party cannon goes off* She’s Pinkie! Pinkie the Earth pony! Pinkie! Pinkie Pie!!!