//------------------------------// // Not much of a challenge // Story: Equestria's Ginyu Force // by Theyellowninja13 //------------------------------// "On your mark!" I yelled, holding my hand up, and I looked closely at both Burter and Rainbow Dash, who were on a starting line, getting ready to race. Rainbow heard that Burter's the 'fastest in the universe' and wanted to race him. Since both were quite fast, we wanted them to fly/run around Ponyville, and as the only one faster than Burter (Not that I'd tell him), I'd be making sure they don't go through the town and cheat. "Get set!" I yelled. "Good luck Rainbow Dash." Burter said with a smile. Rainbow Dash just snorted. "I don't need it. I already have this in the bag. Soon, I'll be called the fastest thing in the universe." Burter chuckled, and shook his head. "GO!" The milli-second I yelled that, I could see Rainbow Dash's jaw drop, as she realized not only that Burter shot ahead of her faster than she could imagine, but he ran around the entire town before stopping at the finish line. Just like when Burter (real Burter) caught the Dragon Ball"And Burter wins!" The gathered ponies (just the other Element Bearers) stood there with their jaws dropped. "B-b-but how!" Burter just smiled. "Easy. I'm the fastest in the universe. You seem like you can travel at maybe mach 5, perhaps mach 10. I myself can easily break mach 50 and that's without using an aura of ki around me." I smiled, glad that while we might be the Ginyu Force, we're not totally the Ginyu Force. I mean the rock-paper-scissors thing is kinda stupid, but we do it to remember the originals. We've only once used the wheel of death, but Luna destroyed it. Those things take forever to fix. I was snapped out of my thoughts by red lightning and magic shooting into the sky from Ponyville. I heard screaming from the town, and the ponies were already running towards the town. I waved to my friends, before yelling. "Come on men!" We all burst into the sky, quickly arriving above the town, and seeing where the trouble was coming from. "Looks like the pony's got some power! Almost as much as the Princesses." Recoome pointed out, which caused us all to chuckle at the small power level. We decided to stay up in the air, and wait to see what the arriving Mane six would do. "You finally arrived Twilight Sparkle! And now The Great and Powerful Trixie can have her revenge!" Trixie Lulamoon yelled, laughing maniacally. The alicorn amulet around her neck shined red, and her eyes followed suit. "Trixie! What are you doing!" Twilight yelled back, not understanding why she was casting magical spells on the innocent ponies of Ponyville. "What is the Great and Powerful Trixie doing? She's getting your attention so the Great and Powerful Trixie can finally have her revenge!" Trixie yelled, as she zapped a nearby pony into a dancing banana. "Stop it Trixie!" Twilight yelled back. "Only if you manage to beat the Great and Powerful Trixie in... MAGICAL COMBAT!" Trixie's voice changed as she said those last two words, sounding more like an announcer yelling. Twilight hesitantly looked at her friends, who nodded for Twilight to do so. But as she started walking up to Trixie, five figures dropped in front of her. "Stand back Ms. Sparkle. We'll deal with this." Captain Ginyu said. Trixie took one look at the Ginyu Force, and burst out laughing. "Pathetic Twilight! Hiding behind a bunch of freaks because she's too scared to fight the Great and Powerful Trixie!" Ginyu just chuckled. "Men. Introductions." As they introduce themselves, they all strike a pose. "Ginyu!" "Jeice!" "Burter!" "Guldo!" "Recoome!" "And together we are..." Music started playing before several strange voices spoke out and said "Ginyu Tokusentai!" Before a symbol with a 'v' and strange writing appeared on Ginyu's butt as he was posing. "Tokusentai!" Each Ginyu Force member yelled out a different part of the word. "Tokusentai!" A disembodied voice yelled out. "Tokusentai!" The Ginyu Force finished by yelling it out at once, and the music stopped. The mane six all blushed at that, being embarrassed that they know these clowns. The uncomfortable silence ended with Trixie bursting out laughing. "These five are the freaks Twilight is hiding behind! They're only worthy of being the Great and Powerful Trixie's jesters! She shall show them true power!" "Umm... Ginyu Force?" Applejack asked, causing the group to turn. "Which one of you is gonna fight her?" "Guldo." They all spoke at once, except for Guldo, who was surprised and stuttering. "What?! Why me?! We didn't even determine who should fight!" Guldo exclaimed, not used to not using rock-paper-scissors. "Because you have the ability to annoy the crap out of her. Just do your specialties." Ginyu said with a smile. Guldo had a look of realization on his face, before he smiled. "Can do Captain!" Guldo stretched a bit, and Trixie burst out laughing again. "You're sending the smallest freak against me! The Great and Powerful Trixie! I shall have this over in a blink of an eye!" She shot a beam of red lightning at Guldo, who thrust his arms out, and took a deep breath. A millisecond later, Trixie was flung into a building by Guldo, who was right next to where Trixie was previous. The ponies watching just blinked in surprise. "What was that?!" Twilight asked. "He didn't do that afterimage thing, and he didn't even look like he dodged. He just appeared right next to Trixie!" "Guldo's special ability is that he can stop time." Twilight blinked. "It's kinda complicated, but as long as he holds his breath, he can keep time frozen." Twilight stuttered. "Time stopping! Even the Princesses would have trouble doing that! How!" Ginyu sighed. "We don't use magic. We use ki, remember? So we have different potentials when it comes to power. We might not be that good at telekinesis like you are, but we can do tricks that even the most advanced unicorns and alicorns can't do." Twilight had a blank look, as I reminded her of the different rules. As the pony who calls herself Trixie pulled herself out of the building, she yelled. "YOU DARE HARM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!" She then fired several beams of red magic at me. I took a deep breath in, and thrust my hands out. "TIME FREEZE!" The second I yelled that, everything stopped, and I quickly ran over to Trixie, before taking a breath in, and slapping her across the face. She looked shocked at that for a second, before I slapped her again, and again. "SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAPPITY SLAP SLAP! THE SLAPITIEST SLAPPY SLAP FOR YOU TO BE SLAPPED BY!" I yelled in her face, before eventually flying backwards to avoid her blast of magic. "I WILL END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE, YOU UGLY FREAK!" She screamed, going into a blind rage, as she charged at me, covering her body in her magic to protect herself. I held out my arms, and sent a burst of my power out, and yelling, as I held Trixie up in a powerful physic field, and she visibly struggled, trying to get free. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TRIXIE!" I laughed after she said that. "What have I done?! I trapped you in a physic field! Go ahead, try to escape, it's impossible!" She struggled again, and even tried to bring up some magic, but it didn't work. "Now, let's get that necklace, shall we?" I reach out with my ki, and surround the necklace with it, and gave it a tug. When it didn't come loose, I blinked in surprise. "Oh... a cursed necklace. Oh well, I can leave you up there until you decide to finally take off the necklace. I hope you preformed your basic functions lately, because you won't have a chance to as long as you're up there." I pulled over a chair, and was about to sit down, when the chair I pulled over got blasted into ashes. "What the?!" I quickly turned around to see a small pokemon child(?) with a black hat, white skin, two red cheeks, and a green and red shirt. "Dodon ray!" Chiaotzu yelled, as he fired a beam of ki at me. I quickly tried to dodge it, but felt myself stuck in place, as the beam hit my chest. I grunted in pain, before looking down, noticing my armor had a hole in it, but luckily not my body. I quickly flew into the air and charged my ki into my hands. "Energy barrage!" I fired several energy blasts at Chiaotzu, who wasn't fast enough to dodge most of the beams. He yelled in pain before retaliating by using his ki to lift up a house, and threw it at me. "Kamehameha!" I yelled, causing the house to break into smaller pieces, which then I froze time, making sure no ponies would be crushed by the debris. I watched with worry on my face as Guldo continued to battle Chiaotzu. I noticed Trixie was freed from the physic field, and watching the battle, with ever increasing fear in her eyes as she realized how she didn't even stand a chance against a fighter who is much stronger than the ponies that move the sun and moon. I Instant Transmissioned over to her, and spoke. "So, now you're realizing how futile your attacks were to Guldo?" "But how?! This Alicorn Amulet should be able to make me stronger than any foe! I should be as strong as Princess Celestia!" She asked, confused, and I just chuckled. "Celestia is weak compared to us. I estimate Guldo is around 7.3 Celestias, and I myself am around 24.8 Celestias." That made her jaw drop. "As you can tell, we're not from around here. In fact, we're not even the strongest from where we came from. Our worlds have planet destroying monsters, and Gods of Destruction. Your world has two ponies who can only move the sun and moon." I looked back at the battle to see Guldo was floating in the air, with a heavily injured Chiaotzu laying in a crater on the ground. "Special Beam Cannon!" He yelled, thrusting his finger towards Chiaotzu, causing a spiraling beam to come crashing down on the small Z-fighter, disintegrating him. Guldo floated back down to the ground, and looked to Trixie. "Alright! Who's next!" Trixie quickly ripped off the Alicorn Amulet, and booked it out of the town. Chuckling, I picked up the Amulet, just as the Mane six ran over to me. "Good job Guldo! You stopped Trixie!" Twilight exclaimed. "And now we can hide that Alicorn Amulet where nopony will ever find it!" "Yeah... I have a better idea." I crushed the amulet in my hand, turning it to ash, as it fell to the ground, useless. "There. Now no one can use it's power again." Twilight looked shocked, before mumbling to herself. "Why didn't I think of that?" A diamond dog quickly runs through the cave system, before arriving at the big red doors that housed the Alpha dog. The lone dog chuckled nervously at the sight of the two big muscular dogs guarding the door. "What you want with Alpha?" The dog on the right demanded. "Only dog with good reason can see Alpha." The one on the left continued. "I's find rare gem! Alpha need to see!" The diamond dog said, sweating profusely and giving a worried smile. Both guards looked at each other, before nodded, and opening the door for the smaller dog. The dog quickly entered, and slowly walked up to the Alpha's desk. "I's busy! This better be good!" The Alpha demanded, as he spun his chair around to look at the cowering dog. "Is good! Is good! I's find rare gem! Never seen before!" The smaller dog held out the 'gem' to show the Alpha. The Alpha picked up the gem, and looked it over with a careful eye, and soon after, a magnifying glass. "This is rare! I's keep it!" The Alpha said with a smile, making the diamond dog's ears perk up. "Does I get reward?" "No!" The Alpha yelled, slamming the table. "Why's you get reward, when I's the one who finds rare gem?!" "B-but!" The dog tried to complain, but the Alpha cut him off. "Back to work! Now!" The dog quickly scrambled out of the office, and back to mining for gems. The Alpha chuckled, before looking over the 'gem' again. It was an orange sphere, with one lone red star in it.