//------------------------------// // Ch.5: Stopping the Killer! // Story: The Mystery of Who Killed: Thunderlane! // by trahzo //------------------------------// All 7 ponies were yelling at Spike & May. "And after I said not to come, and you even used the car even though I said it's still a prototype! And it all lead to you & May causing destruction to private property!" Scolded Twilight. "May, I cannot believe what you've just done, now even though I encourage you to put down the books & have fun, I never thought you'd go this far as turning a cab into a flaming wreck in a car chase!" Indigo scolded. May then began feeling tears in her eyes. Spike looked down with an angry face. "I'm so sorry Master Indigo, I never meant to, but Spike made me come along, and I was enjoying it!" "*Sigh* At least you were having fun, but please May, you wont go doing anything this crazy ever again." Then the 2 hugged. "Twilight, I wanted to help! Thunderlane is one of my close guy friends! You kill a bro, and you're dealing with the deadliest of the group!" Spike talked back. "What the? Are you using a tone of voice?!" "Yeah, so what if I am? You are not my mom!" Then the entire room went silent. "Let's go everyone, you 2 will stay here at the police station until we come back, we're not done yet!" Twilight told Spike. "Officer, warn Officer Ride Along on his radio!" "Right Princess, and you don't have to worry, I'll watch these 2 until you 7 come back!" Said the police chief as he waved good bye to them. Meanwhile... "Wee woo wee woo wee woo!" "Ride Along! Ride Along! You hear me?!" "What is it chief?" Asked the stallion who looks like a mare. "A serial killer is targeting you! You must stay on your guard until Princess Twilight & her friends arrive to your position!" "Gotcha chief!" Officer Ride Along looked around the streets as he tried to find a place to stay put, that's when he saw a Hayburger. He went in to get some burgers and fries, and a large soda, he got a discount for being a cop. "Hello." Said a voice. "Hmm?" He turned around to meet eyes with a mare. "Hey there stud." Then the mare rubbed her hoof on Ride Along's ketchup stained lips, and then licked the ketchup off of her hooves. "Oh wow, that was hot!" "Indeed." "(Wait, I gotta stay on my guard.) Sorry, I have no time for you miss, I gotta stay on my guard, there's a serial killer who wants me dead." He told her. "Aww...ignoring me, just like back in Junior year in Fillydelphia High School." She said. "Wait, what?!" *BAM!* Minutes later...the 7 made it to Ride Along's position. "Ride Along!" they shouted. "He's gone." Pinkie pointed out. "Hey girls, look over there." Said Applejack. They found Ride Along's radio along with his hat & badge. "We were too late, he's going to die!" Said Fluttershy in disbelief. "*Sniff!* *Sniff!* Girls, the perfume! It's still a little fresh! Follow me!" He told the mane 6. Meanwhile... "Hey chief, can you please bring my car back from the impound lot?" "Why should I?" "Because, I can help you mingle with any celebrity you want." "Sorry, I was given specific instructions to watch you 2 until Princess Twilight & her friends return." "Officer, let's be real, who'd win in a fight? A simple unicorn, or double dragons?" "Y-you?" "That's right, now pull the car around or your horn becomes my brand new torch!" Spike threatened. "Spike, what are you doing?" Asked May. "Don't worry gorgeous, I'm taking care of it." "But they said..." "Sometimes, the authorities are wrong." "Well, you go do what you want! I refuse to go with you anywhere, anymore!" "May, come on beautiful, I need you, you're my partner in this! Wont you please come with me you cutie?" "P-partner?" "Yes!" Then Spike held out his claw, with determined eyes. "Please, come with me." Then May & Spike held claws. Meanwhile...The Mane 6 & Prince Indigo find themselves at a warehouse! "Warehouse huh? Typical final showdown." Said Rainbow Dash. As soon as she took a step into the ware house... *Sproing!* Rainbow Dash then ducked just missing the knife that was launched at her! "Looks like the killer has this place booby trapped." Said Applejack. "YOU WONT GET TO ME!!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON ALL THE CRUSHES WHO IGNORED ME!!!" The Killer shouted. "I also have traps especially for you pegasi & unicorns! I will kill this stallion!" "How are gonna..." "Twilight!" "Spike? I thought I told you to..." "I can help! Just let me do this!" "Darling, I believe Spikey-wikey & May are able to help." Said Rarity. "How're you so sure?" "See that vent?" She pointed to. "I do believe that their reptilian bodies are slender enough for them to sneak past the killer's eye sight!" "Ngh, fine! Be safe Spike! May, take care of him!" "Don't worry Twilight!" Spike assured. Then they went into the vents. "So Spike." "Yes May?" "Why do you keep on calling me things such as cute, beautiful, and back at the police station, gorgeous?" "Because you are." "Why? We've only known each other for a short time..." "Since you're just a visitor to Equestria, I just felt like maybe flirting with you a little, it's been a while since I've seen a dragon who lives with ponies, and knowing that dragons live with ponies somewhere across the seas, it made me...happy." May blushed. "Well, consider me flattered by your honesty Spike. You showed me a whole entire day of fun, and I wish we could have a lot more." May told Spike. "Unfortunately we leave tomorrow after our meeting with Celestia." "Well, why don't we make the most of this before you have to go tomorrow, and I am not talking about the murderer." "What are you talking about?" Spike then used his reptile body to turn around in the narrow vent & kiss May! May's body began heating-up! Spike then broke the kiss and off they were. "Once I'm through with you, next shall be Penny Scraper in Mustangia!" "*Muffled grunts*" "Now, to finally have my revenge!" She then swung the knife! But it was blocked by scaly skin! "What?!" "Great job May......what the?" "No way!" May said in shock! "Yes darlings, it is I! Rainbow Dash darlings!" Said G3 Rainbow Dash. "I was the serial killer all along darlings!" "What the? Rainbow Dash? So you weren't on a vacation? Wait, it makes sense now, now wonder the perfume smelled so familiar, and no wonder the apartment had a similar interior design, it was you all along!" Indigo realized! "That's right Indigo darling! I have been on an extended vacation just to have my revenge darling!" "Aw dude, this gal is a mockery of me! Kick her butt for me!" "Rainbow Dash, this is not the way!" "It most certainly is darling! They all ignored me, I just wanted a romance, but no! I end-up alone like those single losers in my home town!" "Hey, that's mean" Complained Indigo & May. "Oh, shut-up! Point is, step out of my way, or I'll kill you too...ah!" Spike & May shot fireballs at her! "Fine! Have it your way! I watched American Dragon Jake Long, you're supposed to go for a dragon's soft underbelly!" Then she charged with her knife! Spike & May dodged! May grabbed her hoof with the knife, and Spike grabbed her free hoof, threw her very hard to a wall, then beat her till she was unconscious! "Wow, we make a great team!" May complimented. "Yeah, we do. Now let's get this annoying guy free." Spike then used his claws to untie Ride Along, and they all called the cops to turn in G3 Rainbow Dash! "This isn't the end you hear?! I will have my revenge on you all for stopping me from having my revenge!" She swore as she was being shoved into the police carriage. "Don't worry, she'll be going to jail for a real long time, and once she finally gets out, and still wanting revenge, we'll put restraining orders and once the magic alarm goes off on them, we'll be there instantly." Officer Hard Case assured to them. "Great to see you help us with another mystery Spike." "Hey, it's what I do." "Also, great catch, I'm not into dragons myself, but this gal is hot." "Don't I know it." So the cops then take G3RD all the way to jail. "*sigh*" Said Indigo. "What's wrong Indigo?" Asked Twilight. "The truth is, I came to negotiate having a bunch of stallions move to my kingdom." "Why?" "Because, I'm the only stallion in my Kingdom, I was hoping maybe the lonely stallions could move to my Kingdom and help my subjects not feel so lonely anymore. Even though the girls have fun during the day, I feel sad that they have no-one to hold them as they sleep in their beds all alone." Indigo Explained. "After seeing this happen to one of my subjects, I feel that maybe I should drop this request." They all felt bad for him. "Don't quit on the request Prince Indigo, I'm sure Princess Celestia will allow it!" Applejack assured. "Indigo, we appreciated your assistance, we have to do something to generously give back." Rarity added. "Yes, Master Indigo! I think it'll work, I mean, I've been called all the synonyms of pretty by this gentledrake right here." May told him. "I guess you're right, I gotta try in order for me to see families in my Kingdom." "That's the spirit!" Then everyone simultaneously gave Indigo a hard pat on the back! "Ow! Careful I'm dainty like a flower in certain areas." Then everyone began laughing. So the next day Prince Indigo convinced Celestia to let all of the lonely stallions move to his Kingdom so they'd finally find love. They signed the contract, and then Indigo & May decided to stay just a little longer for Pinkie Pie's case closed party! Spike & May spent a lot of time together, the both of them kissed, and cuddled. Soon, the party ended, and it was time for them to head home. The next day at the docks. "Thank you so much! I loved it here, and oh thank you for helping my egg head of a friend get a boyfriend." Said Indigo. "Now if we could only get our egg head of a friend to get a boyfriend." Rainbow Dash remarked. "Hey!" Complained Twilight. Spike & May were holding both of each other's claws. "Will I ever see you again?" Asked May. "I promise to visit you beautiful." Spike replied. "I'll do the same & promise to visit you, you gentleman drake." May replied. "Come along May! The Stallions are all ready to set sail." "See you again one day Spike." Then they kissed good bye. "Bye May!" "Fare thee well Spike, I hope to see you again soon!" Then the ship shoved off, with all of the lonely stallions coming to see the lonely mares. It took some time for the mares in the G3 Kingdom to get used to so many guys in town, but they all settled down with a husband and 1-2 children. Indigo was pleased with these results. Spike & May continued to write love letters to each other back and forth, heh, both castles soon became flooded with papers! Eventually Spike & May finally got married. The End. Sorry, I couldn't figure out how to end it.