My Little Pony One Chapter Beat Down Season One

by JusSonic

Episode 12: Discord vs. Lord Tirek

Lord Tirek laughs wickedly as he drains another pony. Almost all of Equestria was his. No one can stop him now. Once he has gotten enough, the villain will drain the Alicorns of their powers. Conquest and elimination are his.

Or so he thought, when a voice came out from out nowhere, "Well, well. Having fun, are we Tirek?" The evil centaur blinks as he turns to see Discord, standing nearby while crossing his arms. "Well, fun is my forte. Yours is a pain in the ass, but hey, we all can't be big stars, can we?"

Tirek frowns in concern. He has enough power to give Discord a VERY good fight, but NOT enough power to drain Discord outright, allowing for a more-or-less evenly matched fight. Time to use his secret weapon.

"Ah, so you're Discord." Lord Tirek said with a slight chuckle. "Well, I can imagine how..."

Suddenly Tirek yelps as a huge golf club send him packing into a nearby wall. As the centaur peels himself off, Discord somehow rolls up his sleeve as he tell Tirek, "Oh-no, Tirek. I'm not going to be stupid enough to let you trick me THIS time. It's payback time, centaur-boy."

"GRRRR! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!!!!"

Tirek charges forward but yelps as Discord drops some banana peels, causing the villain to slip all over. The former villain moves and watches as he ate some popcorn (don’t ask where he got it). Tirek screams as he fell down a hill, stumbling down like mad.

Tirek got up, looking pissed. No one makes a fool out of him! He fires out fireballs at Discord who got pounded a few times, then the centaur jumps up high and grabs his opponent, slamming him around a few times.

Discord got up, getting hit a few times. Tirek remarks, "You will wish you had taken my offer!" The villain punches at the Draconequus...but he deflated. "What?!"

"Oh, my. My dummy has gotten itself a leak." Discord said, appearing above Tirek while seemingly appears to be disappointed. "Oh well."

Discord snaps his fingers, dropping heavy objects right in the area where Tirek is. The villain uses a force field to block everything. Once the dropping has stopped, Tirek then fires beams at Discord but he moves out of the way in time.

Discord appears on the ground, wearing boxing gloves as he taunts, "Come on. Come on. Put 'em up. Put 'em up. Put up your dukes."

"By Tartarus, you are frigging annoying." Tirek snaps in irritation.

Discord throw a punch, only to hit a holographic image construction. Tirek appears behind him, slamming the Draconequus all over the place. Then he grabs...his underwear? The centaur became a bit sicken as he send Discord right through a window of a nearby store.

Discord got up, groaning a bit, yelping as Tirek flew in and hits/kicks his opponent a few times, sending him crashing through a few aisle walls like mad. The former villain finds himself in the sports aisle where every sports item fell down on him.

Tirek laughs wickedly, apparently he has won this fight. Discord got up, looking for a plan...and picks up a golf ball, smirking while getting a plan. The villain pulls out a rubber band, put it on two of his fingers then put the ball right in the rubber hand...as if like a slingshot.

"Hey, Tirek." Discord remarks tauntingly. "Buh-bye."

Discord fires the slingshot. Before Tirek would react, the golf ball went right through his head very fast, knocking his brains out. The centaur blinks a bit, then fell to the ground dead.

"Well, what do you know? What David Spade did to Steven Seagal worked out here too." Discord said, rubbing his hands with glee. "Oh, I'm the baddest villain of the My Little Pony franchise."

"Discord?" Fluttershy is heard calling out, making Discord yelp.

"Well, okay, former baddest. Hey, when you got a friend like Fluttershy, sometimes it's hard to stay on track, you know? I mean, I would make this fight longer, but this series is a combination of "Deathbattle", "One Minute Melee', "Super Power Melee", and who knows what else out there. Well, that's all folks!"

Discord snaps his fingers, disappearing from sight.