//------------------------------// // Ch.60.5 Part A: Xeenam Kicks Everyone's Ass! // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Wait, why is the title saying he kicks all of our..." Then Omnifox was punched real hard sending him through the wall! Then his vixen caught him. "Phew, thanks lad, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Then Xeenam fired a black laser beam! Then as Panzerbrony began fusing his tank and jet, Xeenam flew at super sonic speed slashing the fusion bot in half! Sending Panzer through the wall! The vixens caught him but he was blasted as well by black fire! Then Xeenam grabbed Black Kirin & Blood Brandy by the necks, squeezed hard while blasting them with hyper laser eyes! Even a god such as Ember Discordia Queheran had is fire burn out after Xeenam beat him to sleep! Pinkamena charged Xeenam, but then he regurgitated a huge black blob of some substance that hit her legs and then hardened like cement upon impact! "Ew, what is this?" Then he regurgitated more of the substance and formed it into club! Then he went for the home run! Then as Pinkamena was sent flying she was slashed by Xeenam's super sharp claws! Then Spikerulez302 & Lance Blazer fused and came at Xeenam, who blasted them as well! "Dammit, are we seriously getting Yamcha'd?" Said Geoice who was stomped and thrown off the building after! Veetrix fired his ultra chaos barrel but Xeenam then beat up Veetrix & threw him off the roof! Then Xeenam flew down and decimated Omnifox's harem of 9000+ vixens in only 13 seconds. It was brutal, twitching bodies, bodies that have been torn and bit, corpses! The brave team were on their knees. "You know, if you let this fight drag on, you'd be dead eventually, see that huge black orb up there in the sky?" "Yeah, what of it?" Asked Veetrix. "I like to recycle! After I use my energy based attacks, the energy doesn't disappear, rather it gathers up in the sky!" "So, you're gonna kill us with a spirit bomb?" Asked Black Kirin. "Hah, I can bring down a huge beam, then drop it on you and then have you desintagrate from the inside, then with one snap of my fingers blow it up before that energy becomes unusable!" Explained Xeenam. "And now then, this has been fun but I really must..." Then he was hit by a bolt of lightning! "Whoa, Black Kirin, nice!" Said Omnifox. "*Cough!* It wasn't me." "Then, who..." Then Pinkamena was interrupted. "Look!" Spikerulez302 pointed out! "What?! Seriously, why you?!" Complained Xeenam. What stood before them, was a man with electricity running through is spiky blonde hair, his head floated above his body, he wore an orange sleeveless shirt with a yellow zigzag X going through it, he had an antennae sticking out of each of his back hands, he had blue jeans, and white Jordans. "Who are you?" Asked Blood Brandy. "Hey, you're the guy who killed then restarted Uncle Deezutra's heart!" Said Veetrix. "He's also the guy who's killed me the most!" "We meet again Xeenam." Said the Superhero. "God damn you...ELECTROMAN!!!"