//------------------------------// // Laughter // Story: Pony Ville Champloo // by The Fluttershy Guy //------------------------------// The familiar sound of a cracking whip reverberated through the air...but instead of wooshing past it hit Celestia right in the flank. Her hooves were bound and she was gagged. SMACK! Celestia...moaned with pleasure as a bluish earth pony stepped into view wearing very familiar glasses...pony Jin raised the whip in his teeth again... Celestia bolted upright in her bed, sweat coalesced on her brow and she was panting....but weirdest of all was he...arousal. Celestia pondered this for a moment, “As Mugen would say....Fuck.” …. A very familiar looking woman was laying on her side, with her head propped on one hand she faced Jin. She was in very...revealing clothes that perfectly complimented her curves. The woman smiled flirtatiously at Jin, “Well...master...what's today's lesson?” Celestia's voice rang throughout Jin's skull. Jin sat straight up, a little bit of sweat beaded on his forehead and he was breathing heavy. Jin lay there in the darkness that Celestia had lent to him. It was one of the most spacious sweets in the entire castle, Twilight had been reluctant to let him go, but Celestia insisted on his coming here to help her train. Jin stared at his hand in the darkness of the night, a frown formed at his face, “This is quiet the problem...especially since I know she has power enough to give herself human form.” …. The rest of the month that Mugen had left with Fluttershy drifted by in a haze. He fed and cared for the animals in a state of utter bliss, Foxy healed up and instead of heading back into the Ever Free, she followed Mugen everywhere and did what ever he told her to. Mugen was genuinely surprised at how well the fox had taken to him, he expected it to dart as soon as she could. Angel Bunny, that little bastard was quite the enemy. After Mugen saved the rabbit, Fluttershy was beyond ecstatic over his rescue...but the little runt continued to make “I'm watching you” gestures to the human. And Mugen would in turn give him the “Up yours” gesture, which infuriated the animal much to Mugen's amusement. Fluttershy didn't even say a word as she slapped a hoof upside Mugen's head. Mugen groand and rubbed the back of his head...even though they were tiny, pony hooves still hurt like hell. “Come on Mugen, Pinkie and Fuu are waiting for us at Sugar Cube Corner.” Fluttershy stated blankly, walking by Mugen without so much as a glance. … Mugen opened the door to the bakery, “Hello?” Mugen asked the blackness of the bakery. Mugen grunted, absolutely sure it was a party of some kind. Mugen rolled his, “Well Pinkie, its not much of a surprise party if I know its coming.” The human nearly shouted into the blackness of the shop. He grunted and took a step into the blackness. Mugen glanced around in the utter blackness, completely sure they would hop out and try to “surprise” Mugen. The lights snapped on and Mugen smirked, waiting for the shouting of “SURPRISE!” A minute passed, Mugen opened his eyes and looked around. No Pinkie, no Fuu, no cakes, no party nothing. Mugen turned to ask Fluttershy, but she was gone too. Mugen grunted and stroked his chin in thought. He turned around.... “PINKIE PIEYRUKEN!” The party mare delivered a hell of an uppercut, spinning around in the air as she launched herself and Mugen into the air. “FUURYUKEN!” The human girl flashed out of nowhere and continued the chain further launching the completely caught off guard human into the air. Mugen fell to the ground, thinking What the fuck just happened? The human woman and the pink party pony slapped a hoof and a hand together, their eyes lit ablaze as they shouted to the heavens themselves, “PARTYRYUKEN!” The dynamic duo launched themselves into the air with the gravity and law defying physics of Pinkie style, creating the ultimate creation of an uppercut. Mugen slammed into the ceiling of the bakery before falling face first onto the ground, kncoked completely out cold. Fuu glanced at Pinkie, Pinkie glanced back, worry painted both of their faces. “Pinkie....” “Yeah?” “I think we over did it with the greeting.” …. Celestia paced in her room calmly, she dealt with problems just as...odd before. She wouldn't allow this sudden interest in her new teacher to ruin any relations with him...but neither could she retain this secret without it driving her to madness. A knock interrupted her thoughts, Celestia's head darted up, “What is it?” “Your...teacher...wishes to speak to you immediately Princess. He assures you it has nothing to do with training, he has something very...important to discuss with you.” The familiar voice of one of guards sounded through the thick doors to her private chambers. Celestia's eyes grew wide with panic, Jin...here?NOW? Celestia bustled about, levitating a brush to her mane, Is my mane neat? Do I have bed head? Do I smell? Wait...why am I panicking? Celestia calmed herself and let the brush drop and trotted over to her pillow...throne...thingy. She never did come up with a name for it.... She cleared her voice before she finally spoke up, “Send him in.” The doors opened and the familiar blue robed Ronin walked in before dropping to his his knees in a bow. Celestia blinked, he hadn't done that in a long time. She opened her mouth to speak but the sudden near shouting cut her off. “Forgive me Princess, I have failed you...failed Equestria, my new home and every pony every where. I humbly ask your forgiveness.” Celestia blinked, unsure of what the hell just happened. “You have done nothing Jin.” “But I have your majesty. You see I-” The ronin gulped, still hunched over face glaring to the floor, adamantly refusing to look up, “I have...I-I-I...I DREAMED OF DOING SEXUAL THINGS WITH YOU LAST NIGHT!” Celestia's eyes grew wide with shock, he did what? The reality hit Celestia after a minute of pondering, the corners of her lips drew up into a slight smile. Her horn glowed with magic and a nearby bottle of wine and a couple glasses floated to her. “Rise Jin, you and I have quiet a bit to discuss...considering how I just had a similar dream last night myself.” …. Mugen groaned...and a cupcake splattered onto his face. And that's when he felt icing all over his body and shirt. “WHAT THE FU-?” The shout was cut off as yet another cupcake was shoved in his face, this time right in the mouth. “Watch your language pig, there's impressionable foals in this household. And we've been trying to wake you up with cupcakes. I told Pinkie water works better, but hey, who can argue with her for long?” Fuu's voice rang out over to Mugen's left. “Fuuryuken? Partyryuken?” Mugen asked dryly as he wiped more cupcake mash off of his face. “OOOOmemememememe.Wetotalyymadeuptheseawesomefightingmovestobattlebaddieswithbecausewe'retottalycoollikeknowwhatImean?” The excited blabber of Pinkie's rant flowed through one of Mugen's ears and right out the other. “Pinkie?” Mugen called to the party pony. “Hmmm?” “How..how are you going to teach me laughter? “ “Oh that's easy you big smelly willy, we're gonna go find ponies who got a big frownie face and make em all go smiley face!” The party mare of Pony Ville got closer to Mugen with every word until her forehead was pressed against his. Mugen sighed, “Can I take a shower first?” Pinkie's mouth unhinged like a snakes, a very bright pink but party crazed snake, and she managed to fit...the...WHOLE..human in her mouth and with a sickening spluch, she brought her head back up, leaving a very spittle soaked Mugen, without a trace of cupcake on him. “Why take a shower when you can eat it!” The party mare jumped and halted in mid air...completely defying the laws of physics...again. Mugen didn't even respond, his scowl deepened as he stared at nothing in particular, wondering how in the hell he would survive the next two months of his life....and wanting to bathe even more. …. Jin's eyes rolled over Celestia, drinking every bit of the sight of her with eyes. He longed to simply stroke her mane, just to see what the waving mane felt like. Silky. The mane was silky smooth as Jin ran his fingers through it. He coiled it around his finger and the mane continued to wave in its rolling motions as if he wasn't holding it all. Jin marveled over every miniscule detail of the mane in his hands...that is until a polite cough interrupted his train of thought. “Jin...” Celestia simply stated his name, no emotion, no accusing tone, but with a slight upturn of her lips. Jin blushed furiously as he bowed his head and muttered apologies, until Celestia let out a hearty guffaw. The human dared a glance up at the Princess. She was smiling down at him, suppressing a fit of giggles. Her smile widened as her mane shout out towards Jin, the hair of her mane wrapped itself around Jin's arms, gently and plopped into his hand. “If you were so curious about my mane, why didn't you just ask?” The princess of the sun teased the man. Jin couldn't help but smile as he began to examine Celestia's odd mane even further. …. A month had passed...and Mugen had only learned one thing...Pinkie Pie made less sense than he had originally thought....and Applejack...well....damn. He smiled across at his date, it was a pony night for the young couple. “Well then what Mugen? Ya'll can't just start a good story like that and not tell me how it ends. That just ain't fair, ain't fair at all.” The farm grinned at Mugen as she put the question to him. Mugen's signature smirk cracked into a full blown grin, “Well yah see there sugar that's the funny part. I don't know what happened next. Pinkie's party cannon fired...prematurely...right in the back of my head. When I woke up, there was a note on the ceiling...written in icing... ' Sorry I knocked you out with the party cannon! Love yah! -Pinks'.” Mugen chuckled as he recalled the odd thing he saw right before his date. Applejack pouted, “Aw gosh darnit Mugen, why'd you start spinning such a good yarn if ya'll didn't know how it ended.” Mugen chuckled at her, his grin stretching from ear to ear. Applejack sighed and rolled her eyes at her date, “Well...ah just hope that little colt got cheered up by Pinkie. If anyone could cheer him up, it'd be her.” Mugen continued grinning as their food arrived, two simple hay sandwiches on rye bread, Mugen's favorite when in pony form. Mugen became lost as he devoured the delicious sandvich when a very particular thought slammed across his head like a cavalry charge. “Hey AJ. I can't channel magic in the slightest right? Well then how is Twi gonna teach me the element of magic?” Applejack pondered for exactly three seconds, “Ah ain't gotta clue...let Twi think of that.” Mugen shrugged, not caring either, when again a thought rammed its way into his mind. “Hey AJ, you said earlier, that Big Mac and the whole Apple family were out again right?” Applejack's eyes grew wide with realization as to what he colt friend was thinking. The farm mare gave him a rather seductive smile and licked her lips before shooting a hoof into the air. “Waiter, ah reckon we're ready for our check.” … Jin has been having the time of his life for the past month. He still rigorously trained Celestia, but after wards... The dates the two had were frequent and both could never contain their mirth. Celestia hadn't been this happy, well... she couldn't recall being this happy. Jin's personality was the perfect fit for the princess and vice versa. But Jin had called to Celestia earlier with a very odd question. Did Celestia have time to take a month long trip? Jin walked briskly right through the doors to Celestia's throne room and right up to her bowing right before he dropped to his knees in his traditional sitting position. Celestia blinked at her colt friend...haha....it still made her giddy even thinking the phrase. It made her feel like a filly. She shook her head, no time to be distracted, he had something important to say. “Well, Jin? What is so important that you would me to leave for a month? I need a good reason to just dump all of the responsibility on her sister.” The sun princess glanced at her sister who rolled her eyes. “Dearest Tia, if thine colt friend would like to whisk you away for a month, thoust deserves a break after ruling for so long. We can handle the stress of the job.” Jin...cocked a grin before he spoke up, “Well my ladies, it isn't a trip of that nature. It is a trip between student and master. I would like to teach you, Princess Celestia, a technique of the utmost secret from my master. I use it on rare occasion because I can't handle using it for very long, but a goddess? Do not take this lightly, my even considering imparting this knowledge on you would have me be headed and dishonored in Japan.” The sisters eyes widened, Celestia managed to choke out in surprise, “You want to teach ME one of those hidden techniques of yours?” Jin's unfamiliar grin cracked even further as he responded, “Well, Tia...I want you to be able to protect yourself and this technique is perfect for guarding against physical attacks from all sides.” Celestia blinked, “Pray tell, does this 'technique' have a name?” Jin nodded quickly, “Yes... it is called the seikuken.” …. Mugen whistles the tune to “Winter Wrap Up” as he idly strolls down the street. Fuu and Pinkie had something to do and wanted to keep it a secret from everyone so Mugen was sent off to do whatever he felt like. He wanted to go to Applejacks. He really, REALLY wanted to go to Applejack's but she was busy with work and he didn't want to distract her. Mugen frowned as he stopped his merry whistling....what the fuck was he supposed to do? He turned the corner and stopped dead in his tracks. The human had somehow wandered to the school yard...and the CMC were near to tears as two particular fillies pointed hooves at the three and laughed, most of the other fillies and colts were joining in. Mugen's eyes narrowed at the two fillies leading it all...and then he smirked as he came up with a plan. Mugen began to clap his hands very slowly, deliberately taking his time as he strolled up to the group of foals. The laughing ceased and all eyes turned to the familiar human as he chuckled a painfully forced laugh. “Ha ha ha hoo hee ha ha.” Mugen said blankly as he stepped within a mere couple feet of the overly primped and pampered fillies. One was a light pink with a purple mane and white stripe going through it. She had a little tiara on her head and as a cutie mark. Her companion was gray with a pure silver mane and a simple spoon as a cutie mark. Mugen saw this and couldn't help but snicker at the two of them. The pink one sneered, “Oh if isn't the human.” Her little friend glared daggers at Mugen, he simply laughed at both of them. He deliberately dropped to one knee and still had to bend over slightly to look the little ones in the eye. He smirked and laughed again, “HA HA HA HA!” The man pointed to their cutie marks, “Yours is a tiara... how in Celestia's equestria is that useful in any way, shape or form?” Mugen glanced over at the spoon girl, “And yours is a spoon...I got nothing...Oh wait...do you make spoons? That is soooooo useful.” Mugen's voice dripped with sarcasm. The little ones both huffed and glared, they opened their mouths to respond but Mugen clamped a hand over their snouts. “I want you to think really hard for a moment...you know what I've done. You know I fought and defeated an Ursa Major...I'm sure you remember the ursa minor, and you probably saw my duel with Jin.” Mugen took his hands off of their snouts and stood to his full height, still glaring down into them, cold rage in his eyes, “You ever...and I mean ever...bully Sweetie, Scoots and Bloom again...I won't do a thing to you. But the same doesn't go for your pompous father.” The two fillies jaws hit the ground and Mugen spun around, “As for you three...” The CMC jumped, worry in their eyes as Mugen abruptly shouted at them. He smirked at the three fillies he held so dear in his heart. Mugen roared as he lunged at them, and grabbing all three quickly in their arms before they could react he jumped into the air, “ MUGENRYUKEN!!!!” Mugen spun around in the air and the three fillies shrieks of delight pierced his ears. Mugen grinned, eeyup....today was a good day. …. To be continued sorry this took so long, stuff has been going and I caught writers block...again. It's not as long as I would have liked it to be but what the hay... well I hope you enjoyed it as usual.