//------------------------------// // The Show // Story: when slenderman left me in paradise // by Jimbob //------------------------------// [Knight] {Me} The girls were staring at the TV dumfounded, we had just reach the part where Pinkie was throwing a party for Twilight and none of them had made a sound, well that’s not entirely true but I don’t count Fluttershy’s eep as a noise. I consider it as a weaponized version if cuteness and is potentially deadly in her hooves. All in all this is the most uncomfortable yet awesome thing in my life, I mean come on! I’m watching MLP with the mane six! My life is complete, Beam me up Jesus! Well I guess technically its Hades and more of a down direction, but you get the point! Now where were we? Ahh yes let’s see okay, Mayor Mare announcing Celestia arrival, Nightmare showing up, and ominous lightning, yep first episode down. I paused the show and stood up “Well what do you think?” Rarity was the first to answer “Well it’s true that the camera adds ten pounds!” she huffed. “Really?” “I work rather hard to maintain this figure and the camera puts it too shame.” Knight and I looked at each. We burst out laughing and fell to the ground. “What's so funny?” she asked with a glare “I-I can’t believe that t-there’s thousands of people watching you and you’re worried about your weight!” I howled, the rest of the girls seemed to be trying to hide smiles and even the Princesses seemed to be trying not to laugh. After a few seconds of Rarity pouting I managed to recover and sit back up. “Any other questions?” and BOOM up went Twilight’s hoof, I wish I could say I’m shocked. I pointed at her. “Yes?” “How are we speaking the same language?” I thought about for a second and then gave my brilliant answer. “I dunno, next!” I said pointing at Rainbow Dash who had raised her hoof. “How come I’m not as awesome as I am in real life?” “You’ll get even more awesome later, next!” I pointed at Fluttershy who had timidly raised her hoof. “Why did the s-show start then?” I was startled; I had expected some animal related question from her. “Well” I began slowly “most likely because this is when you all first met and began to form a friendship, which is my educated guess.” Otherwise known as a guesstimation! Pinkie raised her hoof. “Ohhh! Pick me! Pick me!” “Hmm, how about Pinkie!” “YES! Okay, my question is do we have a party after this?” I blanched as did Twilight. “Pinkie we lived this don’t you remember?” Twilight asked while looking at Pinkie incredulously. “HMMM NOPE!” she giggled, the way I saw it; when you throw as many parties as Pinkie does they all begin to blur together. “Right any other Questions?” Twilight raised her hoof “Besides how this entire thing is possible and other such questions I can’t answer.” She slowly lowered her hoof. “No? Alright then let the show continue!” I hit the play button and sat back down while Knight hoped into a hammock that he had made. I wont bore you with the entire details of the episode (you’re bronies how could you not know?) and simply touch on the highlights which include; Rainbow Dash repeating the story that she repeated in the show even though we all said we had seen it, some rather embarrassed looks from someponies when they realized that that Fluttershy had been talking and then had ignored her, me promising to get Fluttershy a megaphone, Rarity detesting the state of her tail, and Celestia hugging a ashamed looking Luna. But then things got weird, ok well admittedly they were already pretty weird but somehow they got weirder. You know the part at the end where Pinkie pops out of the blackness? Yeah well instead of talking about the whole *GASP* thing she stuck her head out and looked directly at our Pinkie. Our Pinkie looked back and giggled, she then began to make faces at TV Pinkie who replicated the faces in time with her. The other girls were looking at the TV confused probably thinking that the ending was quite strange, while I on the other hand was freaking out. In fact I was on the verge of going to get the Doctor because I thought I had just created some kinda of time paradox and now the planet would implode or something. Instead both Pinkies giggled, the TV Pinkie letting the blackness come back and our Pinkie sitting back down. At that point the radio sparked and caught fire as my brain tried to comprehend what had just happened. Knight walked up to me. “Don’t even try man, you’ll just hurt yourself.” I nodded dumbly and the fire went out. The girls, to their credit, didn’t freak out when the fire started they simply looked at it with a confused face except for Pinkie who was smiling a smile that seemed to large for her face. I sighed and face palmed and began to play the next episode. Well actually I gave them a quick summary of the episode and they decided that they would skip that one, same with Applebuck Season. We watched ‘Griffon the Brush Off’ and I somehow managed to control my rage when Fluttershy cried, and Pinkie received many apologizes from Twilight. Next we watch ‘Boast Busters’ Celestia congratulated Twilight on how well she had handled the problem, while Rainbow Dash said she could have taken the Ursula with one wing tied behind her back. Next up was ‘DragonShy’ in which I was forced to explain why I kept DAWW’ing and what it meant. At this point I had a major headache and wanted to go to sleep. “Alright girls I think that’s enough for the time being” a series of ‘awwws’ reached my ears as well as several pairs of begging eyes, luckily Celestia had my back. “He’s right girls, it’s not very easy too have eight new minds in here when he already has two.” Many dejected OKs later and I was sitting back in the throne room. Luna looked outside at the moonless night. “OmigoshIhavetogoraisethemoon!” she bolted out of the room, I chuckled a little before I stood up. “Here Jake follow the girls and they’ll lead you to your room.” I mumbled my thanks and headed out the door. The girls lead me down a maze of hallways I only partially remembered before showing me into a large room. “Goodnight” I groaned as they each went into their separate rooms. I did a quick survey of the room and saw that somepony had been kind enough to make me some pajamas, which made it a real shame that I fell asleep before I could change.