"Next is...Apple Bloomers, the anthro anime version of Apple Bloom from that April Fools Day Prank!"
"*Gasp!* Th-that means..."
*Poof!* *Poof* *Poof*
Everything and everyone in the room then turned anime!
"Begin the last story while I prove to Trixie & Luna how bad ass my Chakra Mode is! Please Senpai where ever you are, please notice me in this battle!" Brak said with one hand over his heart as he looked to the night sky! "Let's go Kurama!"
After dinner was eaten, the children and their anime fan father had gathered around the couch.
"Alright kids, final episode!"
"Yeah, I'm worried dad." Said the son.
"Don't worry bro, their friendship shall prevail!" Said the daughter.
Then the TV announced the show.
"And now, for the climactic finale of Super Magical Girl Apple Bloomers!" the announcer said.
Then the screen showed the recap!
"Last time on Super Magical Girl Apple Bloomers." Said Scootaloo.
"Apple Bloom, don't kill yourself!" Said Spike.
"But Scoots & Sweetie Belle..."
"Me & Rumble are going to the Wonderbolts Academy!" Echoed the voice of Scootaloo.
"I'm going to Manehattan Wii University with my boyfriend Button Mash!" Echoed the voice of Sweetie Belle.
"My Lasagna is in so much pain." The Author's voice echoed.
"Nothing matters anymore!"
"Apple Bloom!" Then he grabbed Apple Bloom by the hand! "Don't take the selfish way out!"
"WHY DO YOU CARE SO MU...?!" Then she was silenced by Spike kissing her, then she kissed back while giving Spike a hug.
And now for Trahzo's fan made theme song!
Piru Piru Piru Pi Piru Piru Scootaloo!
Piru Piru Piru Pi Piru Piru Sweetie Belle!
Piru Piru Piru Pi Piru Piru Spike!
These are the heroine's brave friends!
Piru Piru Piru Pi Piru Piru Applejack!
Piru Piru Piru Pi Piru Piru Big Mac!
Piru Piru Piru Pi Piru Piru Granny Smith!
Her family is here as well!
Super magical girl Apple Bloomers GO!
Here she comes, Ponyville's protector!
A flat as pancake guardian!
After chanting the magic spell, she transforms!
But this aint stereotypical since under that skirt isn't panties but BLOOMERS!!!
Now Kiss!
Piru Piru Piru Pi Piru Piru Apples!
Piru Piru Piru Pi Piru Piru Pineapple!
Piru Piru Piru Pi Piru Piru Other fruit!
Apple all the time!
Piru Piru Piru Pi Piru Piru Diamond Tiara!
Piru Piru Piru Pi Piru Piru Chimera!
Piru Piru Piru Pi Piru Piru other villains!
She kicks their asses all the time!
Ultimate Power of the Pi Piru Beam!
Apple Bloomers GO!!!
Episode 60: Diamond Tiara's Final Stand!
It was the day before graduation from Ponyville high, and wicked scientist Diamond Tiara was in the middle of creating her most diabolical monster!
"Yes, with purely evil emotions, I have now created a monster who shall finally kill that damn Apple Bloomers allowing me to finally take over the world! Hahahahahahahaha! Xeenam! do my bidding and destroy Ponyville!"
Xeenam then exited the huge tube, and then killed Diamond Tiara!
"You don't give me commands! But hey, destroying this Ponyville place sounds like loads of fun!" Then Xeenam left the laboratory.
Meanwhile...
Apple Bloom was in her boyfriend's room, with her boyfriend Spike. They were making out, then Spike began taking off Apple Bloom's shirt, while she did the same to Spike. Apple Bloom had an a cup chest, while Spike had well chiseled abs. They were about to remove their pants & the nerdy dad was about to cover his kids's eyes until...
*Ka-boom!*
"Really? Just when I was about to give my virginity to the guy who's cheered me up when my friends were unavailable?!" Apple Bloom complained.
"Just kick his butt, then get back here." Then Spike kissed her cheek.
"Well, you already got my shirt off..." Then she held aloft her magic staff! "Pi Piru Piru Piru Pi Piru Beam!"
"Apple Bloom transformed!" Then Sweetie Belle appeared & gave Apple Bloom her super heroine outfit!
Then Apple Bloom donned her clothing, transforming her into Apple Bloomers! Then like that, she was off!
"So Sweetie Belle, how's my boy Button Mash, I haven't seen him in a while?"
"He's doing the God of Conquest Mode again."
"Of course." Then he face palmed.
Meanwhile...Apple Bloomers walked down the town, the carnage scared her.
"What could have done this?" She wondered until she heard a high pitched explosion! "Whoa!"
"Yes, run! I'll give you a 5 second head start before killing you all in .5 seconds! 1, 2, 3, 4..." Then that's when Xeenam was blasted in the head! "...Gah! Who did that?!"
"It's Apple Bloomers!" cried Diamond Mint.
"We're saved!" cried Carrot Cake.
"Eh, I'd rather have Princess Twilight & her friends rescue us." Said Caramel.
"So, you're the heroine of this small town?" Xeenam asked.
"Yes, I am Apple Bloomers! Who are you?"
"I am Xeenam! I was a demon, or rather a devil created by a scientist who wanted to know what a creature who lived purely for killing! Heh, she died shortly after creating me!"
"(Diamond Tiara, what have you done?)" She then became angry!
"Ha ha ha! Even if you do kill me...I have no set home world! I was thought up of & created by a scientist at the same exact time in every world! I may die here or there, but I'll be back!" Xeenam explained. "Now, prepare to die!"
Then the fight began! An epic battle between light magic and dark magic! It was intense! But this demon knew martial arts! He then destroyed Apple Bloomers' staff!
"AH!!!" Then she was sent flying through a building.
"I told you guys it should have been Twilight Sparkle!" Caramel persisted. "We need her friendship pow..." Then Xeenam killed Caramel with his spear tongue!
"*Gasp!*"
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Is this seriously the best this world has to challenge me?! Well, looks like I've now won!" Then Xeenam looked to Canterlot."I wonder if there's someone more worthy of me up there!"
"(Oh-no, he's gonna destroy the world if I don't think of something fast!)"
"Apple Bloomers!"
"Huh?!" She turned and saw her friends.
"Dare mo, naze anata wa kimashita ka? I mean....Everyone, why have you come?"
"We came to apologize!" Said Scootaloo. "I'm sorry I didn't keep the promise of always being together!"
"Me too, please Apple Bloomers, no matter what, we'll always be friends."
"Sweetie...Scoots..."
Then a light flashed!
"Apple Bloomers!"
"Princess Celestia?!"
"Yes, here take this new wand, and new spell and then defeat this monster!" Then Celestia left.
"Um, rude! Seriously, you guys just ignored me!"
"Shut-up! You demon!"
Then Xeenam flew at Apple Bloomers! And then with her new wand, Apple Bloomers casted the spell!
"Piru puru upu ipu piru pi pi! Forget and purify!" Then a pink beam hit Xeenam! "You shall forget you were ever evil in the 1st place and go from demon, to angel!"
Then Xeenam transformed.
"Huh? Who am I?"
"Your name is Wazete, and you live to help everyone." Apple Bloomers told him.
"Well, if you say so, bye." Then Wazete flew off.
"Now then, where were we Spike?"
"I know where we were."
Then Spike & Apple Bloomers teleported back to Spike's bedroom and had sex! Then the ending theme played, while all of them graduated from highschool to college, well Apple Bloom didn't she got pregnant during the summer and had Spike move to the farm. And then well, it was time of piece, Apple Bloomers hanged-up her clothes and retired from super hero work, which would eventually be, the fate of her half pony half dragon daughter!
NEXT TIME: Apple Leaf, the Heroin in a Hula Skirt! Then the family turned off the TV! Coming this Fall here on not Hub yet not Discovery Family
"Alright, great finale. Time to write my final review." Said the dad.
"I'm excited to see the story of Apple Leaf." Said the son.
"Me too, she looks so cute." Said the daughter.
"Wow, now that's a final chapter!" Brak commented. "Well, see you next time!"
"Thank you for reading this entire volume, hope to see you again next time!" Said Trixie.
"Thank you for reading." Said Luna.
Meanwhile in Anna's Hotel...
"Alright, now that they've read chapter 60! I'm going to tear all of you to shreds!"
"Why didn't we attack in the last 10 chapters?!" Asked Lance Blazer.
"I don't know, plot convenience maybe." Replied Omnifox.
"Enough! Tonight you die!"