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// Applebuck Season 
// Story: Letters of a Disgruntled Princess for Disgruntled Ponies 
// by wizard32363 
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Highlight Marker, 

So tell me: How could you honestly let that apple bucking maniac run that orchard? Hell, I’m your greatest customer of cider season, and because I broke that beast Big Mac’s back in the bed last night, you’ll just let cherry apple pony do whatever she wants? 

Have you seen her when she’s tired? From what I observed, you sat back while the flying flag of bisexualism flew through your castle and destroyed your books, the entire town of Ponyville got sick, and bunnies started a revolution against the modern ponies.

I mean really, for a mare that keeps tabs on everypony else with all of her organization and friendship and all that shit, you really dropped a bomb here. Ponyville was almost destroyed. 

And that presentation. That was possibly the most annoying thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Frankly, it was a good thing that your friends were interrupting you; that was so boring.

And when you finally confront her, what do you do? You leave because she calls you some weird names? Are you her slave or something? What happened to your loyalty to Molestia, your lovely master?

Well, to say the least, Backup Snack won’t be doing harvest season anytime soon. I’ll just destroy her crops the next few years, make my own cider. Maybe I’ll get Rainbow Crash off of her addiction. Until then, maybe I can just give Rainbow some of pink one's stash to keep her away from cider. 

Whatever.

Until then, I’ll just make hamburger Big Mac do the work.

Cider-indulging buckmaster,
Princess Luna