"Bring them forth." Celestia said.
"I told you last night you are crazy I fought in Pony/Human WW3 against Discord I fought Griffin/Pony War with these Ponies here I came from earth and I live here now just because of that does not mean I'll side with you.....you fucking crazy bitch." I said puffing out my chest breathing heavily my eyes red with rage.
"And what about you girls?" Celestia said looking at them.
"I'll pass with joining you over the past 3 and a half years of our new friend Abbott and Twilight's husband we are sticking with him we are done with your dictatorship." Dash said backing up her friends on what they were to scared to say.
"Hmm even my most faithful student won't side with me AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU! YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH!" Celestia yelled at Twilight.
"Watch your mouth you fucking slut." I said spitting out some chewing tobacco on the floors making a stain right before Celestia's hoofs.
"Fine then I hear by redeem you of you job of Captain of the Equestrian army." Celestia said.
"No no no no I QUIT!" I shouted.
(Where in the Equestria is Luna?) I thought.
"Where the hell is Luna?" I asked looking around.
"I was getting to that part." Celestia said.
"I'm here don't worry." Luna said.
"So is this the pony folklore that I heard of before on Earth The Rise of The New Lunar Republic?" I asked.
"The what?" Everypony asked.
"It's when Celestia becomes a crazy power hungry bitch and you break off and then we choose sides and then a war happens to see who is left out the two princesses." I said looking Luna right in the eye.
I spat my wad of tobacco on the same spot some of it hitting Celestia in the hoof this time.
"So then sister?" Luna asked.
"What is it?" Celestia asked.
"Because I deal with you being a crazy old bitch that is power hungry I can't deal with you so goodbye I'll start a new fair political party." Luna said.
"Hey yo crazy bitch I'm going with your sisters side anypony who wants to join us come along." I said to Celestia.
"Fine then now that you take my subjects I'll declare that war you brought up you have 48 hours get ready Luna because you and your so called Lunar Republic are going to die and agonizing and slow death." Celestia said.
"That is fine because if you don't kill me so help me these 7 or myself or both of us will kill you and end your reign of terror." Luna said slamming the door as she walked out. I quickly galloped over to where Luna was.
"That was brave standing up to your old sister like that." I said to Luna giving a fake smile now that I knew a war was going to happen again.
"It was not I who was brave it was you.....I mean you literally swore at my sister like she was nothing." Luna said laughing.
"It was nothing so where is your kingdom going to be?" I asked as the others caught up to join us.
"I never thought of that." Luna said.
"I have an idea the old Castle in Everfree." I said.
"You know what that is perfect all we would have to do is chop down the forest and redo everything in there but eventually we could remake that whole castle." Luna said.
".....The......Everfree.....forest." Fluttershy said shaking a bit where she was. I could not help but laugh.
"Calm down Fluttershy it's just a forest nothing there will hurt you." I said thinking of the Ursa Minor and Majors and the dragons.
"Well then I'll teleport us to Ponyville for a few seconds so you can give your announcement." I said quickly casting a simple portal spell that we all jumped through. We landed in Ponyville where Luna was ready to give he speech.
"Loyal subjects of Ponyville how many of you are tired of Celestia's rule?" Luna asked several ponies raised their hoofs.
(Hmm this is working better then I thought.) I thought looking at the huge crowd.
"Well my sister has gone crazy and now I would like those of you who are sick of my sister to join me as we fight against Celestia's rule my castle will be in the Everfree forest I need all of you to tell your friends and families from all over." Luna said.
"War is coming." I whispered to myself walking away from the huge crowd.