//------------------------------// // Chapter 1 // Story: Dark Magic Attack! // by DarkMagicEn-Forcer1 //------------------------------// Chapter 1 (Dark Magician P.O.V) (Equestria Everfree Forest 1175 years into the past) ‘’Argh!! My head. ‘’ I said as I woke up and stand up already knowing my voice and body had changed and already knowing we are in the ever free forest. A minute later Jade/ Dark Magician Girl wakes up and I help her up as she look around. ‘’So now we are in Equestria. Now what?’’ DMG asks while still looking for any danger in the forest. ‘’Why not try using your millennium neckless to see what needs to be done?’’ I ask while she nods and focus on her neckless. Both her neckless and her eyes starts to glow a golden light for 5 minutes then the glow ended. Then DMG looked at me with determination. ‘’I know what we need to do to get the royal sunbutt and moonbutt’s attention.’’ DMG said as I raised a eyebrow. ‘’Well then lets get out of this forest and you can tell me about it on the way.’’ I said then we both start walking to a way out of the ever free forest. Something tells me its going to be funny to us and its going to embarrass Celestia. (T.C.F.I.H Twilight Sparkle P.O.V) (Equestria ,Neo Domio Town, DM tower, meeting hall, present time) This is amazing. What I am being showed should have been impossible. Not even Zecora’s potion don’t show the past in this clear detail. Right after the scene of the past DM and DMG walking in the forest the scene change to one where they was dealing with a stallion that had raped a poor mare 9 months ago at that time. What they did to that criminal was something they called the millennium trial. DM explains that in this version of Equestria the darkness in the hearts of every pony can turn into monsters and can make that pony do evil deeds. We see the past DM and DMG use their millennium items to remove the monster from the stallion’s heart and sealing it in a stone tablet. The scene start to change and that’s when I decide to ask a question. ‘’Hey DM quick question. What do you two do with those stone tablets after you seal monsters in them?’’ I asked which the others look at me then back at DM and DMG wonding to know the same thing. ‘’We either put them in Tartarus or send them to the shadow realm so that nopony could get to them.’’ DM said and I guess that makes since. ‘’Wh- what is the shadow realm? If you don’t mind me asking?’’ R.B.Y Fluttershy asked in which DMG decide to answer the question. ‘’The shadow realm is a place when only me and DM can only open and closed to. So that way when we send stone tablets or demons in there they can’t come out.’’ DMG said to everyone nods at the answer. Then they went back to showing us scenes of their past to feed my and the other’s curiosity. The new scene shows DM and DMG doing battle with their Celestia and Luna. The show the battle on both sides matches each other blow per blow and spell per spell. But there was one spell that DM use on Celestia at the end of the battle that I must admit was a bit funny. (Dark Magician Girl P.O.V) (Equestria 1125 years ago) ‘’DM it is time for that spell for shits and giggles.’’ I said to DM while avoided one of Luna’s attacks. ‘’ Of course it is time for that spell. I have been waiting for it. Ready when you are.’’ He said as he gets far away enough from Celestia. ‘’What are you two demons are planning?’’ Luna ask out of suspicion and giving a glare at me. I am getting really sick of Celestia and Luna calling us demons just because we use dark magic. That and they are so oblivious into thinking the criminals we deal with are good ponies that can’t do wrong. I mean really ever since they banish Somdra they think that anyone who use dark magic is evil and must be seal away. Seriously talk about being narrow minded about these things. Anyway I dodge a blast from Luna and teleported behind her. She turn around and was about to attack me but I trap her in a spellbinding circle. This stop her from moving and using her magic. In other words I made her a sitting duck. ‘’YOUR UP!!’’ I shouted and DM nodded as I move out the way. DM dodge Celestia’s attack and he fired his spell at a helpless Luna. ‘’LUNA!!’’ Celestia shouted out of panic and teleported in front of Luna to take the hit of DM’s spell. When she appeared in front of Luna she had her eyes closed right before she takes the hit. But she didn’t feel any pain. Celestia open her eyes and look confused at why DM’s spell didn’t harm her. Before Celestia could say anything she was cut off when her butt give off a royal Canterlot voice loud fart. Celestia blush big time in embarrassment while covering her nose from the smell. But her eyes widened realises that her fart isn’t stoping and that Luna is right behind her getting a full blast of her non-stopping farting. ‘’(cough) Sister what (cough) thou has been (cough) eating?! (cough)’’ Luna said though coughing not able to cover her nose from the rotten smell thanks to my spellbinding circle. By this time DM had cast the swords of revealing light spell on Celestia and set it for 3 minutes. Which is more than enough time for me and DM to teleport away while laughing our heads off. ‘’ I guess Fartlestia didn’t smell that one coming.’’ I said as we are laughing. (Dark Magician P.O.V) (Equestria ,Neo Domio Town, DM tower, meeting hall, present time) As the scene of the past was changing I notice that some of the ponies was laughing at what happen to my Celestia while the others try to stop themselves from giggling. The scene show of Celestia and Luna using the elements of harmony to seal our past selves in stone. The scene changes again and that when Cupcake Rainbow Dash decided to speak up. ‘’So that explains how you two guys are two of the six only humans in Equestria. But how did you get free from the stone spell your princess’s put on you?’’ She asked. ‘’Simple. We knew the princess’s was going to use the elements on us so we cast a spell on ourselves that will free us after Discord had free himself.’’ I said. Then DMG tell them that we are going to show them what we did after we was freed. (Dark Magician P.O.V) (Equestria, Canterlot Royal stone garden, some months ago) ‘’Got any threes?’’ DMG asked and I said… ‘’Go fish.’’ See some displace may sing many bottles of beer on the wall while trap in stone DMG and I have been playing Go fish in our stone trap. How we do that you may asked. Well let just say we are pulling a Pinkie Pie while doing it. Its better not to question it. Today is the day of the field trip that will free Discord from his stone statue. Now the enchantment spell we put on ourselves has two parts to it. The first part will be triggered when two snobbish fillies walk pass us that will be funny for us but embarrassing for the snobs. The second part will be triggered when Discord is free from his stone statue which will also free me and DMG as well. Before DMG could ask how much longer till the class show up that said class had just enter the stone garden and heading our way. Ms Cheerilee is telling her class about statues as they go. So you know how this scene goes they across Discord’s statue, teacher asks her class a question about the statue, the CMC start to fight each other trying to answer the question and teacher stops them and class moves on while the statue start to crack up. ‘’Here they come!’’ DMG said excited. ‘’These two statue are called the demon mages.’’ Cheerilee said to her class as they got to us while we sigh in annoyance. ‘’I am so getting those two back for this.’’ DMG said annoyed. ‘’But we do it the way another displace did it. By building a town and inviting ponies or any other races that hates Celestia because she or her guards have wronged them in the past.’’ I said as the class starts to move on. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are in the centre of the class while they walk past us and just when Diamond Tiara was about say something mean the first trigger goes off. ‘’I can’t believe those blank fl—‘’ Diamond Tiara was cut off when she and Silver Spoon started farting loudly which cause the whole class to start coughing due to the bad smell. ‘’(cough) All right who's (cough) doing (cough) that?!’’ (cough) Cheerilee asked angrier trying to cover her nose from the smell. The fillies and colts, while covering their noses all pointed at Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon who faces are bright red. ‘’You two go to the (cough) back of the class (cough) now! Cheerilee yelled at DT and SS which they did with their heads hang low. We was laughing our heads off so much that we didn’t notice Cheerilee’s class has left and Discord breaks free from his statue. We stop laughing when we notice the flash of Discord’s teleporting away to do his thing while the second part the trigger free us from our statues. ‘’Ahh! Finally out of that stone jail.’’ DMG said as she crack some of her joins. ‘’ Lets get to the ever free forest before a guard or any pony else notice that we are gone.’’ I said while DMG nodded already know the plan once we are free from stone. As me and DMG teleported away little did we know at the time there was four other displaces that was sealed in stone on other side of the maze of the stone garden. And one of them a statue of a man, who wears a red shirt, brown jeans that are tugged into his sport socks, football shoes, bandaged warpped hands, a sport bag he wears on his back, dog tags, a hat and headset and holding a baseball bat with the name sandman on it, is about to be approach by Cheerilee and her class. (Scout P.O.V) (Equestria, Canterlot Royal stone garden, some months ago) ‘’This sucks on ice.’’ I Thought for the 10 billion time. Not only did I get sended to Equestria by that stupid rat of a merchant but a month later I get seal in stone by the two royal bitches. I mean the only reason they came after me was because I attack one of their guards. A guard that attack me first after I caught him raping a innocent mare in a ally I might add. Plus they are afraid that I am more awesome then them. But they also didn’t put me next to Discord’s statue so I won’t know when season 2 will start. I know a thousand years has past since I am so awesome at keeping track of time. That and I saw Sunass giving her little sister Moonass a tour around the stone gardens some months ago. Still don’t know when— My thoughts was cut off when I hear Cheerilee and her class walking and three little keys- I mean fillies that will free me. If I could move right now I would been smiling. ‘’And here class is a statue called Annoying who ref percent annoyance.’’ Cheerilee said to her class as I sigh at the name Sunass had put on my statue. Then I notice a fat retarded looking unicorn colt rise his hoof to ask a question. ‘’Why does he ref percent annoyance?’’ The fat colt asked and Cheerilee smile and answer. ‘’ Because he keeps outrunning the Princess’s when they try to catch him and he taunts them every time before they finally catch him with the Elements of Harmony.’’ Cheerilee said as she and her class started to move on but a orange pegasus filly, Scootaloo if I remember her name right, stay behind and look at me for a minute. ‘’Wow he looks cool but he's not as awesome as Rainbow Dash is.’’ Scootaloo said as she ran to catch up with her class. As soon as the class was out of view my statue started to crack and after 20 seconds I was now free. Now the first thing I did was I did not tripped over and face planted the ground while screaming like a little girl. I am too awesome for that thank you very much. So anyway the next thing I did was that I had spotted three statues with two of them being human females and the third one being a anthro cat. I know these characters they are Erza Scarlet and Wendy Marvell from Fairytail and Blaze the Cat from Sonic the Hedgehog. (a.k.a Jessie, Jenny and Becky) ‘’My my. These statues look lovely don’t you think?’’ Said a familiar voice from a very familiar draconequus which I turn to see Discord in a artist outfit. ‘’Shouldn’t you be like stealing the Elements of Harmony or causing some chaos or something?’’ I asked trying to keep calm after being surprise like that. ‘’Oh my dear boy. I already took the Elements and put them in a library in Ponyville and I was about to set my traps in the royal maze for when the Element bearers arrive when I saw you walking to these statues.’’ He said with a grin. Then a light bulb appeared on top of his head which tells me that he’s got a idea which make me a little bit worried at what it is. ‘’Hows about we make a bet? If I beat the bearers and rule all of Equestria for more than a week I will win but if I get turn back into stone within that week you will win. Sound good?’’ He asked and I think it over. ‘’Ok. So what do you get if you won the bet?’’ I asked already knowing he will loses this bet. ‘’If I win this little bet I wa-‘’ I tune him out on what will he get because it won’t matter in the end. ‘’Ok. If I win you will free these three lovely ladies from their statue. Deal?’’ I said while I put my hand out for him to shake to seal the deal. Which he did with his lion paw. "Deal.’’ He said with big grin and with that he teleport inside the maze to set his traps. While I drink my can of Bonk and run out of the garden and into a alleyway for me to hide in without anyone seeing me. While I was in the ally I have found some items a dragon anklet, a bullet, a unitrix core, a goat skull and a black diamond. When I pick them up I hear voices in my head that came from the items. ,In the same order., “For those of you in need, whether it’s in a fight or you just need some advice, I am here. Merely hold this trinket and call my name and I will be there. I am Zinnia. I am a Draconid. I am the Delta Guardian!” “I am Vash the Stampede. I am a hunter of peace. If you fight to defend peace and the lives of others then I will be more than willing to help. Just call on me and together we will create… LOVE AND PEACE!” “ I am the changer of shape, seeking to understand the many forms of life. Call for the man of many shapes during your hour of need and I will come, a one man army. Activate the cylinder and in a flash I’ll be ready to clash.” "To those that wish for help from foes of any kind, hold this skull and call out for, Merasmus! Or you can just ask for help. Either options fine.” “I am the protector of the innocent, warrior of the weak, call upon me for assistance and I shall come. Call for the Gravity Shifter and I will make those who harm others beg for mercy as they are crushed at my feet. Hold this gem close to thine heart and I shall be at your side as a fellow warrior!” After hearing the voices something click in my mind as I just remember something. These are tokens from those displace fics me and my friends used to read. So now I decide to make a token of my own. So I pull out a space ball and a red pen from my sport bag and draw the Scout symbol it then I put some of my energy into the ball and tell my message. “Yo this is the Scout here if you need my help to cave someone skull in or have a friendly chat just give me a call. Specially if you are a hot chick.” With that I drop the space ball and it disappear into the void. I then sit down and pick up a newspaper that I had found earlier to read, which talk about a earth pony name Saxton Bale who runs a company called Mane-Co, to past the time. (Dark Magician P.O.V) (Everfree Forest) (some months ago) It took us an hour to do it but we had done it. We had finish building our tower with all the enchantments to keep us safe from our Equestria’s Princess’s. How we build it in that short amount of time you may ask. Well that’s a trade secret. While DMG is clearing out a big area of trees I was working on some details in the respawner room. Everything seemed to be in order it just needs one more thing for the room to work. It needs a pieces of all the mane six, cmc, Spike and the Princess’s like a hair or blood simples or heck even their cutie marks will do it. This give me a idea but before I go do my idea I need to make my token. I use my magic to create a Dark Magician card, like the one you see in the anime. Then I put some of my energy into it and tell my message. “I am the Dark Magician, the ace to the king of games, co protecter of all Elements and CMC, the watcher of all displace, co founder of Neo Domio Town and co bearer of the millennium Items of understanding. If you need my help raise this card into the air and call my name and I will come to light your darkest hour.” With that I throw my card and it disappear into the void. Feeling satisfied at what I had done I then open a portal to another Equestria, that will have what I need to complete the respawner room, and walk in with the portal closing after would. End of chapter 1.