The city was littered with the corpses of ponies and grimaces. All survivors had fled, leaving Horse Capital U.S.A a grimace stained battleground for Scootaloo and Princess Wayback.
Princess Wayback wasted no time deploying her heat seeking rockets.
Twix Bar did a really cool summer salt and zapped the rockets, but crap she forgot about her wound and now she's all on the ground bleeding and junk!
"DAD, ATTACK PATTERN S!" Scootaloo shouted.
Spine grinned as he leaped into the air.
"SHOVEL!" He said as he whacked her on the back of the head with his shovel!
"NO, A SHOVEL? HOW?" Wayback fell to the ground and also she had been flying.
"I'M COMING SPINE!" Robotimo, who was on lunch break last chapter, rolled into the battle and pulled out a knife!
MEANWHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Don't you understand? I was going to unite the entire planet! I was going to stop Wayback AND this 'evil' she keeps whining about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!POINT!!!!!!!!" Dumpy Loo was just a mail pony what's your deal?
"I don't care WHAT you were going to do, because you made one BIG mistake!" Changeshape was leading into something.
Dumpy was going to fight and I planned a big fight but man her legs are all broken and stuff.
"What's that?" She asked as she was also tearing up from pain and also pure hatred.
"You got the Grimace Empire on our bad side!" So?
"So?" You tell her Dumpy.
"What was out main import from the Grimace Empire?" Uh oh..........
".........Tire swings?" Dumpy you dun goofed.
"AND NOW I'LL HAVE TO USE AN INFERIOR SWING FOR MY TREEHOUSE!" Changeshape makes a valid point.
"Oh are you STILL on about that stupid treehouse? You know I was just humoring you right? Treehouses are stupid!" DUMPY NO!
Changeshape didn't say a word.
Changeshape chageshaped into a large tree, and fell right onto Dumpy, turning her to Dumpy Goo.
"I'll see you in tartarus, but I'LL be in a cool tartarus treehouse!"
Dumpy Cupcake Loo, daughter of Franklin T Turtle, hair to the Mail Dynasty, died on this day.
She will be greatly missed.
Also twenty five thousand grimaces are dead lol.
BACK TO THE MAIN EVENT
Robotimo pulled out the knife, and charged at Wayback, who was still recovering from her shovel wound.
"THIS IS THE END OF YOU!" He cried as he prepared to end the Princess for good.
"WAIT, ROBOTIMO!" Cried out Twix Bar from across the battlefield who was also getting patched up by McDreamy and Apple Friend was also with them because man what's SHE going to do in this fight?
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES? He said like that guy from The Simpsons.
"WHAT KIND OF KNIFE IS THAT?"
"SOULR.....oh crap." And he was zapped to tartarus by Twix Bar. Even if they are enemies with Wayback, they all agreed this was the right thing to do.
"HONEY, CLIMB IN!" Said Changeshape as she returned to the battle and was a battle mech now.
"Heh, just like back on the cookie ship" Said Spine.
"Lets hope she crumbles as easily as that stupid chocolate pudding monster" Replied Changeshape and man that was a crazy day.
Scootaloo was standing on the battlefield, but had no idea what to do next. She had planned on "Operation Grimace Drop" to kill her, and now she's just WINGING it (lol she's a Pegasus).
Spine and Chageshape had a big fight with her involving lasers and rockets and stuff, but wayback was just so darn strong that she could deflect them all.
"McDreamy, we need some help over here!" Said Scoots with a really anxious tone.
"Oh dear, I'm sorry Twix, but I must help. Stay out of sight and don't move. I don't want to have to patch you up again after we win" He said with a smile.
"If we win" Replied Twix Bar who felt really defeated.
"WHEN we win! I don't plan on dying today, and I'm really looking forward to spending some time with you when you're NOT in terrible pain!" And with that he picked up his laser gun and ran to the battle.
"Apple Friend?" Asked Twix
"yeah?"
"Why do I feel like I'm about to lose my best friend?"
BACK TO THE ACTION!
Mechshape and Spine were being pushed back by the insane firepower of Wayback.
"GET AWAY FROM THEM!" McDreamy zapped her with a laser!
"YOU FOOL, LASER IS VITAMINS TO ROBOT!" She responded
"OH NO, I TRULY HAVE BEEN A FOOL!" And he was zapped with HER laser and tossed back a few feet.
"NOW, ALL OF YOU, BURN IN THE EVERLASTING HELLFIRE OF INSANITY!" Wayback flew into the air, and unleashed a blast of pure magical energy.
"NO, IT CAN'T BE, THAT POWER GOES BEYOND ANYTHING I BUILT INTO HER!" McDreamy was baffled.
"THIS IS MY OWN POWER!" And the blast broke up into hundreds of small energy beams.
Chageshape and spine were struck head on, and were forced to take shelter from the magical attack.
"SCOOTY!" Screamed Chageshape as she watched her daughter get struck in the head by a blast.
"No.....I WILL NOT LET YOU KILL MY NEW FAMILY!" Oh man McDreamy is powering up.
"Oh, what do ou think you can do to stop me McDreamy?" Wayback asked.
McDreamy screamed at the top of his lungs as he began to transform.
"I AM NOT JUST MCDREAMY! I AM THE COMBINED MIGHT OF MY PEOPLE! I AM THE HOPE OF THIS PLANET! I AM MCDREAMY! I AM MCMEANY! I AM ALLY OF SCOOTALOO, AND A NIGHTMARE TO YOU!" He yelled as he leapt straight at her and chopped off one of her wings with his spider leg.
"Well crap." Said Wayback as she came crashing to the ground.
All fell silent as the area was covered in dust and smoke.
"No....McDreamy" Twix Bar was getting upset.
"Yes?" Said a voice from the smoke.
McDramy limped from the smoke. He had won!
"OH HOLY CRAP YES!" Screamed Twix Bar.
Changshape and Spine began to cheer. Also they had dragged Scootaloo into cover, but she was still knocked out.
The day had been won. All would return to normal.
McDreamy stood in place for a moment, catching his breath.
"Twix Bar, I just wanted to say-" He stopped as a beam of light shot through his chest.
"Goodbye!" Said Wayback. She was damaged, but alive.
Twix Bar stood up, tears streaming from her eyes.
"Apple Friend, go hide with Scootaloo and the others." She told her little friend.
"But-"
"GO!" And Twix Bars horn began to glow.
"Oh, my dear Twix Bar, you KNOW you can't defeat me. I am willing to let you walk away right now. Despite everything, you're STILL my dearest friend. I will spare you!" She said with an unexpectedly kind smile.
Twix Bar didnt say a word.
Twix Bar simply stared at her old friend.
And suddenly everyone was blinded by a huge flash, and Wayback was missing an eye.
"We're doing this NOW!" Twix Bar demanded.
The Grimace soaked battlefield awaited the next move.