Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback!

by trahzo


Ch.45: Chasing Clouds, Yeah That Pun Should Explain Who's next Already.

"Next is...Cloud Chaser, the twin sister of Flitter."

"Ooh, I wonder what Trahzo's got up his sleeve for this one." Said Luna.


Spike was walking down the path, ready for a play date with Rumble. Twilight told him to go out and play with more ponies his age, and Spike obliged, he wondered who'd want to hang out and like a speeding bat mobile, Rumble asked Spike if he can come to his house to play. Spike thought of Rumble as his best kid friend. If he went to school, Spike would hang out with him more! What, you think he'd hang with Snips & Snails to be the puppy dog's tail? No! I'd smack those dumbasses, and they proved that Pinkie is the dumbass of the Humane 7 with that rap song in Rainbow Rocks! Oh, moving on, as Spike walked down, he felt something, but he disregarded it as a tiny itch. Spike stood at the front door of Thunderlane's house. He then rang the doorbell.

"Just a sec!" Said a female voice.

The door then opened, and was met with Cloud Chaser

"Hey Spike."

"Hi Cloud Chaser, is Rumble there? I promised to play with him today." Spike said while holding out his Rasengan looking ball.

"Oh yeah, Rumble told us something like that, HEY RUMBLE, SPIKE'S HERE!" She called out.

Rumble then stood at the doorway with Cloud Chaser.

"Spike, sweet! Now we can play ninjas!" He said with his Naruto headband & paper shurikens.

Then as Spike & Rumble went to Rumble's room...

"(Finally, now I can have fun.)" Cloud Chaser thought.

So after doing a reenactment of Naruto vs. Konohamaru from Naruto Blood Prison...

"Yeah! That was awesome!"

"Yeah it was." Rumble agreed.

"Oh boys, I gotcha some piping hot ramen." Flitter said.

"Thanks Flitter." Rumble said, while eating.

"Just put the bowls in the kitchen when you're done."

"Aw yeah! It's just so freaking awesome when your babysitters are here! They make us delicious snacks!" Spike complimented.

"Yeah...Spike, when you're done, you need to get out of this house right now!"

"Huh? Why's that Rumble?" He asked with worry.

Then Rumble pulled Spike's earfin to his mouth.

"There's something you do not know about Flitter & Cloudchaser!"

"What's that?"

Then the door slams open!

"Too late!"

Flitter & Cloud Chaser were in dominatrix clothing.

"Hey boys, ready for some fun tonight?" Asked Cloud Chaser.

"No! we're not, please spare him!" Rumble pleaded

"Finally, 1 each for the both us." Said Flitter, who then just grabbed Ruble and left for the living room couch.

Spike wanted to run, but his legs were frozen in fear.

"Oh yes!"

"No Cloud Chaser! Don't do this! I-I-I-I can help you & Flitter get some guys, I know a lot of the handsomest in Ponyville! I can even help you get into bed with a celebrity, I'm that connected!" Spike pleaded.

"The only one I feel like connecting in bed with, is you Spike." Then she took Spike by the front spine, and threw him to the bed. Spike got-up and tried to run, but no, Cloud Chaser held him down. "Finally, now I don't have to take turns anymore! After this, I'll be offering my babysitting services to Princess Twilight, so I can have all the fun I want with you."

"No! I'm too young!" Tears began forming

"Sorry Spike, I needed this."

"Oh yeah? I need an adult!"

"I am an adult!" Then she licked Spike's earfin.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"


"Well, since Spike raped someone already in this volume, I guess it's okay for Spike to be raped back." Then Brak shrugged.

"Next Letter." Said Trixie.