Chapter 22: Magical Mystery Cure
I woke up. I got up from bed and stretched. I got a fast breakfast and looked out the window. I saw clouds in a checker pattern. Its that day. Lets see how this goes. I just got dressed and went outside.
I walked outside to see Twilight singing having found a solution. What time is it that I woke up this late into an episode. They kept singing as the moved from one friend to the next. I fucking hate this song so much. I just walked around with them. I could tell there was some type of magic in the air that was trying to force me into the song but fuck that.
Once all of Twilight's friends were free, she went back to the library as she corrected the spell Sunbutt gave her. Then the elements blasted Twilight and sent her into whatever pocket dimension she left to. I just went to where she once stood and did reverse engineering with magic to reopen a portal so I could go in.
"What are you doing?"
"I'ma go with Twilight."
"She's okay?!"
"She's fine. Just go outside, we'll reappear outside somewhere."
"But-"
"Sorry, no more questions, see ya!"
I stepped through the portal as I began to fall. Wait, fall? I looked down and saw two dots moving. A purple and white dot. Fuck. I was not expecting to be so far up. I was yelling down trying to get the two out of the way in case I landed. I think Sunbutt heard me because she started to look around. It was to late by the time she looked up. I crash landed on top of her. My head was in more pain than the rest of my body. Twilight helped me up. Then Sunbutt.
"What the fuck?"
I looked up to see the portal disappear.
"Why the fuck did it appear so high up?"
"Are you okay?"
"I'm fine."
I rubbed my head in pain.
"Sorry for the crash landing Sunbutt. I was yelling to try and warn you."
"Yes. I heard to late."
"Indeed. You good Twilight? I guess I should be calling you Princess Twilight now."
"Princess Twilight?"
Celestia just gave me a look. Then started to walk and talk to Twilight as I just floated alongside them. Then after a moment we appeared over ponyville and slowly descended. Then they all talked and they saw her wings and what not. Then we all went home. Except for me. Twilight dragged me to the library for a 'talk'. I knew what she would say. I just had to bear it.
~Equestria Girls~
We were in the castle because of reasons. I was invisible floating in the hall way. Then I saw Sunset going to Twilight's room and took the crown. Then she began to run as Twilight followed her. Right before Sunset entered the mirror I kicked her as way to say goodbye. I could hear her yell when I kicked her. Not sure why I did it. But I laughed as I did that. That would be my doing. It's been a while since I heard a voice. I didn't get a response. I became visible as Twilight just watched. Then we all left to talk more tomorrow.
~
I woke up late. Everyone was already at the mirror. I just walked in and got Celestias attention.
"So did you explain to them about the other world Sunset is in?"
"Yes."
"Twilight, you understand what she said?"
"Yes."
"Good. Now you are going to walk in."
I pointed at Spike.
"Then you are going to run in after her as the girls try to stop you verbally. And I am just going since I have no counter part in that world."
They all just kind of looked at me.
"What? I told you I knew the future."
They all sighed. They all talked for a moment when we walked through the portal. Traveling to different worlds through whatever we are using is weird. We made it to the other side as I covered Twilight's eyes.
"Okay Twilight. Right now you don't look like a pony."
"What do you mean?"
"You know what I look like? The form of a human?"
"Yes?"
"You are a human now. Well, human girl. And Spike's a dog."
"Really?"
"Yeah, i'm a dog."
"You okay?"
Twilight nodded. I slowly took my hand off of her eyes as she looked at her new body. She just examined it.
"Well, lets go inside."
We began to walk when a thought hit me. Where did she get cloths? As a pony she is naked, so why didn't she appear naked? Or does this portal just give you clothing? Whatever. We walked inside when I put Spike in Twilight's backpack and grabbed her hand so she wouldn't get lost in this river of people that where about to come. And there's the bell. And there's the river of people.
We walked for a moment as we saw Sunset talking to Fluttershy. Well, more like yelling at Fluttershy. I just walked up and got in the middle of both of them.
"Hey Sunset you idiot how about you just leave my sight before you get hurt."
"Did you just call me an idiot!?"
"Yes I did are you deaf as well?"
"Do you know what I could do to you?"
I got in her face.
"Does it look like I care?"
She just seemed to death glare me. She looked back at Twilight and Fluttershy. She just looked back at me.
"You're not even worth my time."
And with that comment she left. I just rolled my eyes at her comment. I could hear some fear in her last comment.
"I can't believe you stood up to her like that."
"It's nothing Fluttershy."
"Fluttershy?"
I quickly took Twilight to the side and explained to her about this worlds counterparts. Once I answered her questions Fluttershy tapped me on the shoulder.
"Yes?"
"I haven't seen you before. Are you knew here?"
"Sort of."
"Oh...Okay."
"Now Twilight here wants to win that crown so tell her how to enter the competition."
I just let Twilight sort this out. Okay from here on out, I will try to only observe... i'll probably interfere anyways. I just followed Twi to see this worlds Pinkie. They just talked about signing up as Pinkie pulled the clipboard to sign up out of her hair. Wonder what else she has in her hair. Blah blah blah, Apple jack shows up, blah blah blah, Twi finds out their not friends, blah blah, Sunset and her two followers show up- wait what? She was with Flash Sentry. Are they still together? That's not right. Me being in Twilight's world couldn't fuck up this world...could it?
She saw me and just death glared me some more. I flipped her off which she took very offensively. Good. You again. Where you been? Stuck inside your head, where else. You seem mad. Well you kind of have to be mad, but you seem more mad than normal. And that's saying something. We want our own bodies. We? Well, they don't want to burden you and we've been talking. About the body thing or about the news I will give myself? Both. Well lets talk about the body thing when we get back.
I stopped Twilight from being caught on camera. Made Sunsets two followers go away. More stuff happens then night time comes around. Twilight went to sleep but since I don't actually need to much sleep I just time traveled to next morning. I got there and just waited for stuff to progress. Even though I prevented Twilight from being ridiculed the girls minus Rainbow gathered. Twilight then showed them how they used to be friends and what not.
Still can't believe they didn't talk to each other on their problems. Twilight pointed out it was Sunset. Then they talked. And now we were walking to see Rainbow. They talked it out as they fixed things. Rainbow agreed to help after she defeated her in soccer. I just waited for us to go when Rainbow talked to me.
"How about you?"
"How about me what?"
"Go against me in soccer."
"No."
"Why not? Afraid to lose?"
"No."
"Well then let's go!"
"No."
"Is no your favorite word?"
"No."
I was about to leave but then the others wanted me to go up against her. Now Twilight was pulling my arm so I could go up against her. I sighed.
"Fine i'll do it."
"Let's go then!"
She kicked the ball thinking she was going to get the first goal like with Twilight when I just blocked it. She blinked and seemed to look at the others for conformation. But while she was doing that I got first goal. She just stared at me.
"How did you..?"
"Pay attention and you might not lose."
Now she was determined. Long story short game went 10 to 0 and she seemed to be in a bad mood.
"How?!"
"You keep asking the same question, just let it go, I beat you."
"But no one in the school has ever beat me!"
"Well, i'm not from this school."
They all just gave me a questionable look.
"I thought you said you were new here."
"I never said that."
"Wait, if you're not from the school then-"
"No more question, let's go make a plan that will lead to a song in the cafeteria."
"What?"
I don't even care anymore.
"I don't even care anymore. Girl's i'm-"
"You'reatimetravellingshapeshiftingextreemlypowerfullhumanwhogotstuckinanotherworldandyoutrytohelpwhereeveryoucanwhileyourgirlfriendtwilightisaponyprincessfromtheworldyoulandedonandyoubothcametohelpuswithsunsetandgetthecrownthathaspowerfromtheworldthattwilightcamefrom?"
I have to know how she does that.
"Yeah, that's not it."
"No actually she's spot on."
"He can talk!?"
"Oh yeah. And back where I come from, i'm not even a dog! I'm a ferocious fire breathing dragon!"
"This is so amazing! Tell me, what are you thinking right now?"
"Well then. Lets go and get the crown."
"Wait,wait,wait. You can't possibly expect us to believe what she said."
"I honestly don't care. But to humor all of you I will time travel sometime in the future. Be right back."
I walked foreword but tripped as I traveled through time. The next thing I know is my face is in someones boobs as I then got punched in the face as I fell back to my own time. I stumbled as I tried to regain my balance.
"You were gone for a second!"
"When did you go?"
"You're bleeding from your nose. What happened?"
I felt my nose to see blood.
"Why are you bleeding?"
"Well two possible reasons. It can either be from being punched in the face. Or because I accidentally had my face fall into someones boobs."
They all just stared at me.
"What?"
"Did you just say you fell into some girls boobs?"
"Yes I face planted into some girls breast's why?"
"No reason."
"Well then lets get going I would rather finish this early. Rarity, you have the tail and ear things that represented the school or something right?"
"Yes."
"Well give them to your little group of friends here and go to the cafeteria and sing about unity or something. You girls plan it out, I can care less."
I just walked over to a tree and sat down right under it and closed my eyes.
"When you're ready come get me."
~Some Time Later~
I felt a tap on my shoulder. I looked up to see I was in the cafeteria. ...what? I looked next to me to see the girls.
"How did I get here?"
"We moved you."
"Why would you do that?"
"You didn't wake up when you fell asleep."
"Whatever. Now have you sung yet or are you about to?"
"We are about to. Here."
She gave me some ears and a tail. I just looked up to her.
"No."
"You have to help."
"I don't have to."
"Please? For me?"
The girls seemed to look at me. I'll step in and do it for you. I guess. But give me control back when it's over. Will do! I felt myself slowly drift asleep.
~
I woke up and had control of my body. I looked around to see The girls holding me.
"Why are you all holding me?"
"What do you mean why? You were about to fall."
"Really? Transition of body control must be easier from me to them than from them to me."
"What are you talking about?"
"Body control? Oh. Is it them again?"
"Yes it's them."
"What are you two talking about?"
"Something far to complicated for you."
"Try me."
"No. Now lets get to where the event is going to happen only to see that it was all ruined by Sunset who will them blame Twilight using edited pictures."
Pinkie seemed to stop as she processed what I said. Then she ran of somewhere as I heard her yell.
"WHAT!?"
"Well she found it."
We all walked to see the place destroyed.
"Girl's start fixing it."
"What? You can't possibly expect us to clean all this up."
"You don't have to. People will pass by seeing you clean and they will help."
"You help us."
"No. I won't help."
"You helped us in the singing in the cafeteria."
"That wasn't me."
"We saw you."
"You saw my body, not me."
"What?"
"Like I said it's complicated. Now get cleaning. And Pinkie?"
"Yes?"
"Here's a broom. I'd rather not see you using your hair as a broom."
They started cleaning as people slowly came and started helping. I was just staring as Celestia and came by. Then she made the announcement that the event will go as planned for tonight. The girl's were happy as Twilight just hugged me and kissed me. I gladly returned the kiss and smiled.
"Now. Let's go get you something to wear tonight."
"You don't think I look good like this?"
"You look good in anything but we have to make the others know it too. Now Rarity, i'm sure you know a place, lead the way."
Then we walked to some fashion place for the girls. I made the mistake of going to sleep because when I woke up I was in a different place for men and they had things they wanted me to try. After that nightmare I had a simple tux. Felt weird wearing it. Eventually night came around as we all attended the thing. We walked in as I saw the CmC dancing. What caught my eye is that behind them to the left I saw some guy dancing like gangnam style. What? Anyways stuff progressed as I was chasing Sunset with Twilight.
"Give me the crown or I will destroy the portal!"
"You do realize that if you try to smash it with the hammer it will just go straight through like you or the crown?"
She was going to say something when she stopped and thought for a moment.
"You should give me the crown anyway!"
"No."
Then Snips and Snails started to snatch the crown. Then they just started to throw it back and forth between themselves. Eventually Sunset got it, she turned into a demon thing. Turned Snips and Snails into demon things as well. Then the girls got their power of friendship thing going on. But when Sunset started to dodge them. This went on for a while when I grew tired.
"Girls, shoot your energy at me."
"What?"
"Just do it."
The rainbow thing shot at me. I brought out my swords when I felt something come off of me. I looked to my side to see three other versions of me.
"Was this on purpose?"
"No. But it's great!"
"Free! Free from these idiots!"
"Shut up already Jason."
"Guy's target sunset."
Jason got her and brought her down restricting her movement. The rest of us stabbed our swords into the ground as we were engulfed in black flames. Sunset appeared back to normal. Another wave of the black fire expanded from us to around the school and disappeared. We all put our swords away as Sunset started to apologies. I looked at my other selves as they all made different clothing for themselves. The girls sorted things out with Sunset as I talked with my versions. After a while the girls came to me.
"Are these clones or something?"
"No. Remember how I told you things were complicated with me and body control and stuff like that?"
"Yeah."
"This is what goes on in my head. Jason."
"Sup."
"Eon."
"Hello."
"And Smiles."
"Hi!"
"They are inside my mind but they are not completely me."
"Can we please stay like this?"
"I said we will talk on bodies back in Twilight's world."
"If you put me back in your head I will torture you."
I punched him in the face.
"Shut up Jason. We discuss this later."
"I suggest you just let us stay like this from time to time until you make a solid decision on what to do."
"Sounds reasonable."
We just talked somemore and dance. Since timetravel is possible for me they took their sweet as time saying good bye. Right before we left Eon called me.
"What is it."
"I just figured out who's breast we face planted on."
"Who's?"
"Rainbows."
"We never saw it though."
"That's because you messed up. You didn't go to the future, you went into the past."
I turned to look at Rainbow. She had a blush.
"This true?"
"Yeah."
"Huh. Well to rush an awkward moment lets go before something else happens."
We said our final goodbyes. Then we just appeared back in pony world. They talked to Twilight but I just walked away. I was somewhat tired and felt like I could use some sleep.