The world was at a tipping point.
Across the McSea, the Grimace Empire prepared to sail the McRibs of war. They would arrive in a McFlurry of destruction.
Across the Pathway of Beasts Princess Wayback prepared her great army for an even GREATER threat that has yet to show itself.
These great forces would clash in a battle like none seen on this planet before. Only the universal war of Swooty Bell could compare.
And a little orange pony would change the entire course of history in the midst of this great battle.
-The Warhorses of a Nation by Commander Wrinklebutts (lol) of the Horse Nation loyalist rebels.
So the gang made it back to Twix Bar's old cave.
Scootaloo sat in a horse chair and wrote a plan of action. She had assigned all of the Swooty Squad to write up a plan in the hopes of combining them into a MEGA plan.
"Dad, you first!" She said also they are about to tell each other the plans!
"Ok, so first thing's first! We DIG into-" And he was cut off by princess No Fun Allowed.
"Dad we need to stop her within the next few days!" She insisted man she has a mouth on her!
"But, well, awwww" He said, defeated.
"MY TURN!" Screamed Apple Friend.
She dragged a large bag of apples onto the stage also they have a stage.
"With these apples we can hit em with apples!" she said proudly. McDreamy and Twix Bar clapped at the amazing idea.
"Well, if it comes to that I GUESS we can hit them with apples." Said a bemused Scootaloo.
Next Robotimo took the stage.
"Ok my hoes dig this!" He said as he pulled a box of switch blades out of himself.
"Knives?" Asked Scootaloo with a disapproving look.
"Not just KNIVES, but SOULRUNE KNIVES!" he said with a robot smile.
The room went silent as they all gasped in shock, even Scootaloo who is usually out of the loop.
"TO TARTARUS!" Screamed Twix Bar as she zapped Robotimo and the knives and they both got transported to Tartarus.
"Ok Mom, you're up!"
Changeshape set up a huge set of drawing boards.
"Ok guys, first we need to start with a good tree!" And she was off!
It took 2 full hours, but she went over every plan. Every idea she had for that treehouse.
When she was done everyone went silent.
"Wow...." said Scootaloo and Spine at the same time.
Spine ran up to his bug wife and gave her a big ol smooch and the studio audience WOOOOOOOO'D. Scootaloo gave her a big hug.
"Alright everyone, now we HAVE to save the world. WE ARE making this happen!" Said Scootaloo who now had even more resolve.
Next up was McDreamy and Twix Bar who ACTUALLY had a plan.
"Okay guys, we worked all night on this, but I think it's ready!" Said Twix Bar who also felt better after her stabbing but was still having trouble walking so McDramy made her a robocrutch because he's a really good friend and also Twix Bar looked really sad and man have you ever SEEN Twix Bar sad? It's DEPRESSING! And she just had this look on her face and it made him melt and he couldn't NOT make the crutch for her and they gained some extra affection points also. Also Apple Friend drew apples on it and they're all such good friends!
So they unveiled the thing they had been working on!
But just at that moment Robotimo walked into the cave. He was all covered in dirt and looked tired from digging out of Tartarus.
"You guys are JERKS!" He said as he crossed his arms.
Well anyway they opened the box or whatever and it was a zeppelin.
"YOU BUILT A ZEPPELIN AND PUT IT IN A BOX?" Scootaloo was impressed that they still found ways to confuse her.
"I know Scootaloo, I was just as confused, but hey, whatever works right?" He said.
At that moment Scootaloo realized something. This world WASN'T strange, SHE was. Everything that has happened is completly normal to these ponies, and she probably just looks like a jerk all the time. Man she has a lot to think about.
So Apple Friend, McDreamy, Twix Bar, and Robotimo got into the zeppelin.
"When you give the signal, we'll attack from above!" Said McDreamy.
So they took off into the sky.
"So Scootaloo, what was your rope plan anyway?" Asked Spine.
"OH YEAH........Dad, we're going to need that shovel!"
Spine squealed like a little girl.
So yeah they left the cave with a huge bundle of ropes and the shovel. As they walked through the woods leading to the city, Scootaloo noticed a big pile of really nasty brown and dark red glop on the ground. It also really really stunk something awful.
"Uh, Mom, what IS that?" She asked.
"Oh wow THAT take me back. Those are the remains of Fast Spectrum, the most rainbow dashing pony who ever lived. She turned bad and tried to explode us, so we caught her in a net and she hit the net and was so fast her body exploded through the net in chunks!" She said with a laugh.
"Wait.....rainbow...." And Scootaloo threw up in her mouth a little.
"What's wrong dear?" Asked Changeshape.
"Did you kill any OTHER ponies like her? She asked but didn't really want to know the answer.
"Of course. That yellow shy one, the pink party one, that one with the apples, OH and we shot Roority into space!" She said and her and spine started laughing at the fun memory.
Scootaloo fainted.