//------------------------------// // The Rein Of Twilight Begins // Story: Why Twilight became the best pony on the equestrian continent and is now the emperor (probably the most random fiction ever) // by NyanMinez //------------------------------// "Alright girls!" Twilight exclaimed "Today we start the rein of Twilight Sparkle!" "We will be taking over ponyville first and then moving around the continent ending with canterlot!" Twilight said "May I ask a question your highness?" asked Fluttershy "What is it Fluttershy?" Twilight replied "Why do you want to take over Equestria?" Fluttershy asked "BECAUSE THE WRITER WANTS ME TO!" Twilight yelled in reply to Fluttershy "Now, Lets fire up the O.F.C." Twilight commanded "O.F.C is ready, Twilight" said the computer. "Ready? FIRE!!!!!" Twilight yelled to the computer. Immediately chaos broke out as a giant beam of rainbow rained from the sky, instantly making all ponies hail Twilight because it brainwashed them with friendship. "Now that you are all under my command, do you have any questions?" Twilight asked "Are we still gonna be able to eat muffins?" Derpy asked Twilight frowned and said "Yes, Derpy you can eat muffins still..." "yesssss" derpy said with a fistpump "Alright, now that that's over with, everypony to the other villages and stuff on this map thingy so that we can take them over and stuff!" Twilight commanded "Make sure to take your portable friendship cannon on the way out!" Twilight reminded as she walked away. "Hey, who wants to walk around and do pointless stuff in the background?" Asked some random pony "MEEEE" "MEEEE" "ME" "ME ME ME ME!" replied the rest of the ponies ... Much, Much, Much Later... "Alright Everypony! the last place not conquered is Canterlot!" Twilight exclaimed "They are struggling to defend the power source within canterlot that powers them! the legendary poptarts!" "The plan of attack is to run in and eat the poptarts which will leave them powerless and allow us to rain down the rein of Twilight with the friendship cannon!" Twilight said "Now let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOtotallynotatransitionOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Yells in the background as Twilights army enters the chamber and begins eating the poptarts "OMG! THESE ARE AMAZING!!!" somepony said. all the others mmphed in agreement. "O.F.C. ready to fire, Twilight the overlord of awesomeness that totally did not reprogram me to say all this stuff" "very good computer, give me a count down." said Twilight as she sipped her lemonade. "3, 2, 1...." "HUH?" asked Twilight, gasping for breath. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? ALL THAT WAS A DREAM!?" "What, did you have a nightmare in the middle of the day?" asked somepony that may or may not be my oc. Then my oc turned into this big weird thingy that looked like a four legged spider thing and said "I'm going to eat you!" man... that was creepy... "AHHHHHHH!" Twilight screamed "Oh, it was all a dream" "then why are you still a unicorn?" asked spike the spider dragon mix that will possibly be covered in another fanfiction "WHY AM I IN INCEPTION!?" Twilight asked while the world in this dream was square and then it exploded. Then she woke up for real "Phew... it wasn't a dream... I'm still Emperor of Equestria..." Twilight said thankfully. Then she looked over and saw Molestia who said "Gotcha" but then Twilight shot her with her horn in the face and she exploded. The End.