//------------------------------// // Ch.38: I'm Great With Doggies. // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Next is...Zippoorwhill?" "Her cutiemark are dog paw prints, you know what that means don't you?" Asked Luna with a smile. "It's time for Spike the dog to make an appearance!" "Open the portal to that version of Canterlot!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! OOF! I Fall and land on my wallet! Anyways, let's see what's going on Hey yeah yeah yeah yeah, heyayay, what's going on? Deez nuts of course! Hahaha, okay, enough of my schtick, so Spike the Dog was being given to human Zippoorwhill for the week. "Think you can keep an eye on my Spike?" "Why yes, you can trust me Twilight Sparkle." "Okay, come-on girls, let's stop The Gourd & Timber the Dark Shard from killing Ed Edd 'n' Eddy!" Then off they ran to the bus to help them reach the Cul-de-sac. "Oh, you're such a cutie wootie." She cooed while holding him in one arm and petting his head with the other. "Heh, why thank you." "I love how you're a talking dog." "Thanks again." Then they walked back to her house and she brought all of the dog stuff Twilight had in as well. "Hey Zippoorwhill honey, you really think you can take care of a dog?" Asked Pegasus Dad. "Yes daddy, and after Twilight comes home, I'll be ready for my own dog." She bragged. "We'll just see Zipporwhill, we'll just see." Then Pegasus Dad walked up the stairs. Yeah, apparently Pegasus Dad is his name in the script of Filli Vanilli, what? "So I suppose your mom is Pegasus Mom?" Hey, how did Spike know I was going to make that joke? "Yes." " *Giggle* " "Yeah their names are pretty funny when you hear them." "I know right?" Spike and Zippoorwhill sat on the couch watching Ben 10,000 Meets 7th Hokage, a crossover movie meaning it isn't canon, and The Last Naruto the Movie is the last movie starring Naruto that is because Boruto is starring his son. "Wow, Naruto is very good with aliens." commented Spike. "Hey, after teaming-up with Goku, then Superman & Martian Man Hunter, Duck Dodgers, Yoda, Men in Black, E.T. Pet Alien, of course he's good with aliens." She said while one hand was on Spike's head. "Whoa Kurama & Way Big teaming-up! So awesome!" Spike barked while getting-up. "Okay, okay, calm down Spi...Whoa, Way Big grabbed 2 tailed beast bombs & slam dunked them onto the enemy! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Then Spike & Zippoorwhill jumped in excitement! *Rumble* *Girlgul* "Looks like some doggy is hungry." Then she paused the movie and went to the kitchen to get the food & water ready, and when she returned, she had a bowl full of kibbles & bits and a bowl of water for him. "Here you go Spike." "Thanks Zippoorwhill." He said while wagging his tail. What the? Why are they looking at the win... "AAAAAH!!! DADDY, THERE'S A STRANGER STARING AT US FROM THE WINDOW & SAYING A MONOLOGUE TO HIMSELF!!!" "Get my gun!" Crap, time for me to run! I'm outta here! So I hide behind a building in the city. "Alright, I think he's gone." "Thank you daddy." Then she kissed Pegasus Dad...God dammit that is not a name, just like how Weegee is not a kid's name! "You're welcome Zippoorwhill, also it'll be 9 in 15 minutes, after that, bed." "Okay daddy." Then after the movie was over... "That was a good movie." Then she got-up to let Spike go to the bathroom in the backyard. Then after Spike cam back, she took him up to her room. " *Yawn* It's been a good 1st day Zippoorwhill, hope your dad gives you a doggy one day." "Yeah, now for your good night kiss..." "Aww, thank you Zippoorwhill." Then she put her lips on Spike's snout, but didn't let go... "(Umm...Okay Zippy, you can let go now.)" He struggled to let go. "Here's the reason why I want a dog!" "What?" Then she began stroking the little part down there! "No, let go of me, or I'll scream..." Then Zippoorwhill gags his mouth with her blanket...you know what's gonna happen next right? "Dang, raped by another human girl!" Said Brak. "No comment." Said Trixie. "It's always the sweet ones isn't it?" Said Luna.