//------------------------------// // Ch.35: The Mare Who'll Do Well. // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Next is...Mare Do Well?" "Yep, but in this one, we'll get a strong alicorn behind the mask." said Trixie. "Trahzo's letter said so." "Yes, now begin the story." "Why are you 2 speaking in an epic sort of fashion." It was a silent night in Ponyville, Spike was walking down the park, kicking a pebble...thinking... *Flashback!* "Everypony, may I make an announcement?" "What is it Rarity?" Asked Applejack. Then she stood-up. "Well...me and this gentleman here..." Then she began twiddling her hooves. "(NO! DON'T TELL ME!!!)" Spike thought loudly. "We're getting married!" She and the stallion announced. *Flashback over.* Spike walked down the dirt path, sure everyone said it was never meant to be, but he was persistent to the end. Sadly, his efforts to win her over were all smashed to pieces. Meanwhile, in a distance, a masked heroine watches him with a pair loving eyes. "(Poor Spike, I hope I can fill the void in his heart, but I gotta wait for the Funny to arrive with her goons.)" This unknown super heroine had fallen hopelessly in love with Spike, biding her time for when Spike after he helped her normal self with moving on after her boyfriend dumped him ruthlessly, shamelessly, and painfully. Spike was just getting everything ready for the summer sun celebration until as soon as he passed by Mare-Do-Well's house, he heard her crying. He cheered her up, and told her not to give-up on life. Spike was his hero. Then one day, after seeing the Mare-Do-Well costume in the trash, she decided to become the new Mare-Do-Well, and then repaired it into something more amazing than what Rarity had made. So night after night, she'd fight the secret evil of Ponyville where some would try something that might ruin the peace of Ponyville. Making enemies, but making friends as well. That's when the Funny and her minions arrived and stood in front of the sad dragon. "What the?!" Spike was very surprised to see a gang of clowns standing before him. "Step-aside kid, we're taking control of this park." "No, this is a public park, no-one can own it!" "(Oh crap!)" Then the Funny pulled out a knife, she was about to stab Spike but the Mysterious Mare Do Well flew in just in time to get her & Spike outta the way. "Mare-Do-Well, always stopping me at the right time!" "This guy's just gotten his heart broken, he doesn't need anymore of your crap!" She said while charging her magic. "What?! How'd you know that?" "I was staking out, I heard your sad words you were saying." Then she hugged Spike. "Don't worry about her anymore, you can move on! Isn't that, what you told me when you convinced me not to give-up on life?" "How did you..." Then she took off the bottom part of her mask to kiss Spike momentarily. "Alright the Funny, you're going down!" Then an epic brawl broke out and ended with the Funny and her minions getting hauled off by the cops. "Wow, *Random name* you were awesome!" "Thank you Spike, I really want to spend more time with you, but there's lots more to do for the night. So this is where we part ways." Then she flew off into the night, but not before throwing down a rose and paper heart next to Spike's feet. Spike smiled. "What do you think of my girlfriend officer?" "Dang, your girlfriend is a super heroine." Said a cop. "Yes she is." "I am the Cucumber, I am the Eggplant, I am the Pizza...I am...BAT BRAK!!!" Brak yelled in a batman costume. "Bring the next letter,or I throw a Brakarang at you." Meanwhile in Anna's Hotel... "So what? You're just gonna stand there and stare all day or do I need to make the 1st move?" Said White Kirin. "Heh, let's go!" Then Black Kirin & his evil counterpart White Kirin charged at each other.