After walking for a few hours, I realized that I didn't know where I was going. So, I reached into my cloak and pulled out a map of Equestria.
"Let's see", I thought,"I'll save Ponyviile and Canterlot for last. I can't do Cloudsdale, since it's in the sky. The Crystal Empire is still missing. So, I guess my first stop is Tall Tale since it's the closest".
After another hour of walking, I saw the moon set and the sun rise. Then suddenly, my stomach started growling. "I guess I am a bit hungry. After all, I haven't eaten since I died". I pulled over to side of the road and headed to the back of the trailer, where the door to the inside was. When I opened the door, I was surprised.
Somehow, the trailer was like the TARDIS. In other words, it was bigger on the inside. The main room was shaped like a rectangular prism, long and wide. The whole room was lit up by electric lights on the ceiling. To the right, there was a fireplace with two bookshelves between it, each shelf filled with books, and a self portrait of Discord above it. By the fireplace, there was a comfy looking reading chair. To the left, there was a kitchen area, complete with an oven, fridge and freezer, and cupboards which were probably filled with things used for cooking. Next to the kitchen area, there was a dinning table. In the far left corner, there was an HD plasma TV, with a PS3, Xbox one, and a Blu-ray DVD player. Between the TV, there were shelves filled with both video games and movies. In front of the TV, there were two beanbag chairs. Between the kitchen area and where the TV was, there was a door with a sign that said "Master Bedroom". Next to left of the fireplace, there was another door, but it didn't have a sign on it.
"Wow, this place is amazing", I thought as I took off my cloak and hung it on the coatrack next to the door, "Now I know how The Doctor's companions felt when they first stepped into the TARDIS".
"Now then", I said as I walked over to the kitchen area and conjured up a chef's hat and an apron,"Let's see if I can whip up something to eat".
I headed over to the fridge and took a look inside it. There was all sorts of refrigerated foods inside of it. "I guess I should be careful about what I eat. I do have new taste buds. It's probably best if I just have a salad for now". As I got out what I needed to needed to make the salad and then proceeded to make it, I sang a little song to myself.
"One fine day with a woof and a purr, a baby was born and it caused a little stir"
"No blue buzzard, no three eyed frog, just a feline-canine little CatDog"
"CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world was a little CatDog"
"A lunatic dog and a frustrated cat, opposite this and opposite that"
"Internal struggle for two-in-one brothers, Scratchin' and bitin' and lovin' each other"
"CatDog, CatDog, nothin' in the world like a little CatDog"
"CatDog (CatDog), CatDog (CatDog), nothin' in the world like a little CatDog"
"Over the river and through the muck, hot on the trail of the garbage truck"
"Friends to the end through good and bad weather, but life is complicated when you're always together"
"CatDog, CatDog, nothin' in the world like a little CatDog"
"Out on the road or back in town, all kinds of critters puttin' CatDog down"
"Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along, gotta walk together, gotta sing this song"
"CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world was a little CatDog"
"CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world was a little CatDog"
"CatDog (CatDog), CatDog (CatDog), alone in the world was a little CatDog"
As I finished singing, I also finished making my salad. Taking of my chef's hat and apron, I levitated the salad over to the dinning table and took a seat there myself. Once I was seated, I started eating my meal. After a few minutes of eating, my bowl was empty and my stomach was full. "Man, that was good", I thought to myself, "I'm so full right now.
After letting my food go down, I went back outside and continued my journey. For the rest of the day I kept walking. The only other time I stopped was to have some lunch. As the sun started to set, I decided to stop for the night. After fixing myself up some dinner, I decided to check out the master bedroom.
The room was circular. There was a circular queen sized bed to the left. To the right, there was a wardrobe. Next to it, there was a door that lead out to a balcony. Across from me, there was another door, probably leading to the bathroom. A chandelier hung from the ceiling. Impressed at how my bedroom looked, I decided to take a look at the bathroom.
The bathroom was pretty cool. To the right, there was a huge bathtub. To the left, there was a sink with a mirror above it. Next to the sink, there was the toilet. "Not bad, not bad at all", I thought as I proceeded to prepare a nice, warm bubble bath for myself. Personally, I find bubble baths relaxing, and after everything that's happened to me, I need some relaxation.
Once the bath was ready, I stepped into the tub, the warm water feeling soothing against my skin. I let out a sigh as my stress was washed away. Soon, only the top of my head was sticking out of the bubbles. I felt so relaxed I had trouble staying awake.
After about 15 minutes (or maybe more. I lose track of time when I take a bath), I pull the drain plug and step out of the tub. After drying off my mane, tail, and fur,I wrap a towel around my hair and put on a bathrobe. Stepping out of the bathroom, I decided to take a look out on the balcony. When I opened the door, I was amazing by the beauty.
I was staring into space. I saw all kinds of stars and galaxies. A comet zoomed by me as I walk out on to the balcony. "This is truly a sight to behold", I thought as I stared into the infinite cosmos. After a few minutes of staring at the beauty of the universe, I decided it was time to hit the sack. Taking of the towel and bathrobe and tossing the back into the bathroom, I trot over to my bed, climb under the covers, clap my hooves to turn off the lights, and dozed off into the realm of dreams.