As she walked into the kitchen with a yawn, Pinkie spotted a bowl of fruit in the middle of the table. Yawning, she plucked a grape of its vine and popped it into her mouth. As she chewed it, her tired eyes instantly shot open.
"Wow. I am so freaking healthy." she declared at last, grinning widely, "I should reward myself!"
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Sitting down at the table, she placed a newly-baked cake in front of her with "YOU ATE A GRAPE!" written in pink icing.
"HOORAY FOR HEALTHINESS!" she yelled happily, shoving her whole face into the cake.