Dear Princess Celestia,
Here are 10 reasons why I am (and always will be) a better captain for the Wonderbolts than Rainbowdash.
1. I have very few friends. She has a lot, and she's always doing stuff with them. Less friends, less distractions.
2. I'm cooler, that's it.
3. Look me in the eyes and tell me her hair isn't a hazard, or will be against any rules in competitions. You can't do it!
4. I'm harsher on trainees. Harsher training, more skill.
5. I have experience.
6. Knowing Rainbow, she'd probably leave any competition, show, or any obligation for her friends or as the ex-bearer of the element of friendship Friendship.
7. She isn't ready for this type or responsibility. She might sleep on the job.
8. She's to silly and fun. We already have the silly, stupid lighthearted one of the group, Soarin.
9. Sometimes her friends get in the way of things.
10. Did I mention I'm cooler?
In conclusion, I am the best captain of the Wonderbolts Equestria has ever seen, and if you don't agree, then my name is Soarin. Goodnight princess.
Captain of the Wonderbolts,
Spitfire