Horseplay

by Awesomo3000


Pretend I'm not here

"Oh, it's so good to hear from you again, Aunt Janice!" Fluttershy giggled into her cellphone as Rainbow Dash watched her from across the room with a roll of her eyes.

"I'm glad you think so, Fluttershy!" came a screeching, loud voice from the other end, "Tell me, is your friend Rainbow Dash there?"

Rainbow's eyes widened.

"Of course, she's right here." Fluttershy replied, turning to look at her and gesturing to the phone.

"No, no, no, no, no..." Rainbow whispered desperately.

"She's right here! She's RIGHT here!" Fluttershy kept repeating through clenched teeth, chasing Rainbow out the house and down the street.

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"Hey, Janice, what's up?" Rainbow asked into the phone with a forced smile once she was on the pavement and held in a ferocious headlock by Fluttershy.