Scootaloo stood on the peak of a mountain.
"I have seen the power she holds, but she was taken before my arrival. Know that my wrath shall be two-fold due to this insult. I am coming for you, Scootaloo, and I shall split your world asunder before my conquest truly begins." Said a dark and ominous voice.
"Who are you?" She asked much calmer than she meant to. I mean she was pretty much in full panic mode on the inside.
"I am a force of nature!" He said as the sky turned red.
The mountain began to crumble under her, and she fell into a deep abyss.
"And you can not stop even a single step of my hooves."
Scootaloo was finally able to scream as an image of her parents being vaporized appeared before her.
Oh man that got dark someone throw a pie or something!
Scootaloo awoke on the ground but still somehow hit her head.
"SCOOTYPOO ARE YOU OK?" Demanded Changeshape as she shook her.
"COME ON MOM YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS HOW EVEN DID YOU DO THAT?" Scootaloo asked in shock.
"A mother always knows when her child is having a nightmare head hitting!" She replied proudly.
"OH COME ON NO WAY IS THAT A THING!" She was getting irritated.
"Oh, nightmare head hitting? I had one last week and my mom flew all the way around the world to hug me!" Said Robotimo.
"YOU'RE A ROBOT YOU DON'T EVEN ok fine I give up!" Scootaloo yielded!
It was at that moment that she remembered what was going on.
"DID THE PRINCESS ATTACK US?" She blurted.
Twix Bar sat on the grave of her "friend", and looked at Scootaloo all sad and stuff man this is depressing.
"Yes Scootaloo, she did, and now we have to stop her!" She said as her sadness turned to seething anger.
So they began the long walk home that would take like a whole day.
Scootaloo, McDreamy, Robotimo, Twix Bar, and Apple Friend all walked about, lets say, 20 feet ahead, while Spine and Changeshape stayed back about, oh, lets say, 20 feet.
"Should we really be doing this?" Asked Spine.
"I don't know. I have been worried sick from the beginning of this journey. I feel like Scootaloo is going to do great things, like Swooty. She's strong and confidant, but Swooty ended up getting Scootaloo'd for her deeds. I don't think I could take it if we lost Scootaloo." She totally poured her heart out.
"Oh man I totally agree, but I was talking about walking. Should we be walking through this wasteland instead of driving?" Whoops.
"Whoops!" She replied and she turned into a car and they all started to drive home.
SO THEY MADE IT BACK HOME!
"Wow that Giant Jumbo Jellyfish battle sure was amazing!" Said McDreamy.
"yeah, and Spine won that mysterious locked box because he dealt the finishing blow!" Said Apple Friend.
"Are your adventures always this insane?" Asked the riveted McDreamy.
"Oh you have NO idea. We told you about most of our adventures, but we didn't even mention the time we fought the Smooze in that crazy Choose Your Own Adventure adventure!" Said Twix Bar who was trying to start a conversation with McDreamy because he's so McDreamy.
"THAT AIN'T CANON!" Screamed Apple Friend.
"What? But we saved the world! A turtle robbed a convenience store! It was crazy!" She insisted.
"NOT CANON!" SHE insisted.
And thus it fell into the category of "Swooty Legends" and was never brought up again.
Well the team rolled up to Horse Capital U.S.A and OH CRAP it already had guards posted outside.
"Guys, did she already take over the city?" Asked Apple Friend.
"It sure looks that way....Mom, think you can do us a favor?" Asked Scootaloo.
"Anything for you Scootykins!" She replied and everyone chuckled a little.
"Could you transform into a guard and go see what's going on in the city?" She asked.
"I don't see why not!" So she did that and slipped into the city.
"So what do we do now?" Asked Spine.
"Spine, Scootaloo, could you go find some firewood?" Asked McDreamy who had an ulterior motive.
"Ok I guess" they both said in unison and that was really weird and they walked away.
"Twix and Robotimo, you should go check out the other side of the city gates. We need to know how well this place is fortified." He asked the people he asked.
"Alright, that sounds like a good plan!" And they left.
McDreamy and Apple Friend sat alone in the small patch of trees they had stopped in that I forgot the mention.
"Apple Friend....are you okay?" McDreamy asked.
"W-w-what do ya mean?" She asked reluctantly.
"Swooty." He said.
Her eye started twitching.
"What happened to you? I wanted to get rid of the others so you'd feel more comfortable. Why are you so on edge all of the time?" he pushed.
"Its nothin!" She said, her voice cracking a little.
"Please, I just want to help!" He continued to push.
"You could NEVER understand!" She said and she was getting teary and come on I don't remember signing up for this feels trip!
"Did you know that my family comes from another universe? We never talked about it, but we came from a much different place. We moved when I was much younger because my father said he was 'being called' to this universe. At the time I had no idea he was evil. We settled on a small planet that happened to be in the exact opposite orbit to your own. We were the only humans. I felt alone, but knew that someday I would return to my own universe. To my own planet. To my friends. Do you know why I'm here now instead?" He asked the little pony.
"Because you're researching that wave thing?" She assumed.
"That's why I'm here with you now, but I SHOULD be back home. I WOULD be back home...if I still HAD a home. You see Apple Friend, my entire universe was destroyed during the great war with Marcopolypse. Swooty herself destroyed it. Rest assured little Apple Friend, any issues you have with Swooty Bell, I will certainly understand!" Beep Beep no breaks on this feels truck.
Apple Friend broke down into sobbing and let it all out.
"SHE WAS A MONSTER TO ME MCDREAMY! I WAS LIKE A PUNCHING BAG! EVERYONE I LOVED DIED BECAUSE OF ONE OF HER STUPID WARS AND AH HATE HER SO MUCH!" Guh.
McDreamy pulled her in for a hug.
Just out of sight, Twix Bar watched the scene play out. She smiled.
"Sorry I'm late" Said Bike Clown as he rolled up on his bike.
He hit Twix Bar with a pie, and honked his nose.
*HONK HONK*