Molesception!

by StormyStrife


Molesception!

(Idea was given/inspired by ~DJ PON-3~)

It was a nice, peaceful, sunny day, well not so silent though, as lots of crashing sounds, and voices came from Storm's house, He was sitting on the street sidewalk staring at his house. Horror soon came along and curiously asked "Whatcha doing out here Storm?"

Storm looked at him and shrugged "Not much, just dealing with a Molestia infestation in our house"
Horror looked at the house and then at Storm "You do realize they might find my secret basement... right?"

Storm looked at him with an amused smirk "Yup, in fact i'm counting on that, otherwise this could take all day"
Horror laughed "What... Waiting? Pfff! I could deal with it easily!"
Storm rolled his eyes and said "Remember the last time you tried that? you got semi-molested, that was by one... also these Molestia's are the same with everything pretty much... you'd get sexually devoured you know"

Horror waved at him "Yeah Right! I've been training with my new Trick... you wanna see it?" Storm immediately jumped away from Horror ten feet "No!"
A boot randomly flew from nowhere and hit Horror in the side of the head, knocking him down "Ahh Son of a!... What the hell?" He got up slowly, suddenly paranoid, but turned to the house "Like i said, i'm much stronger now, i can take a few itty bitty molestias!"
Horror walked towards the house, the voices becoming more audible, and he daringly openned the door, despite the cries of warning from Storm "No I don't want to experience this when i return you... goddammit... he's in there..."
Horror closed the door loudly.


Storm could hear Horror laughing maniacally and moved towards the house

"Hahahahahaaaa! I'm too strong for you Molestia!"
"Wh... Okay Three versus One, that's only fair!"
"Uhh... Seven... Still too great!"

A few moments passed and Storm couldn't hear anything other than heavy breathing and somehow the sound of many hearts beating in unison, and very quickly.

A few moments still...

A minutes passed and Storm heard the door creak as Horror tried to open it, but failed because of the lock.
The door shook violently as Horror panicked and tried to open it "Storm, Help! Ahhh Bucking hell, No No Nooooooooooo!"

Storm jumped back as he heard many noises he'd prefer to forget, and ran to the mailbox for his house and hid behind it.

He looked at his bracelet as it glowed red instead of blue "Ahhh Heck... I'm never removing this thing..."


He knew that day that the moment he'd remove it, Horror would go back into his mind, and he'd remember everything of that day that Horror did.

"Noob!" A random boot came and smacked Storm upside the head, sending him flying onto his back.
He sat up and rubbed his head, slightly shocked as it felt like he was growing a horn "Whih?!!!!!"
A voice came out of nowhere "Laaaawwl!" and a giant banana hit him in the head, knocking him out.


The Next day he woke up as a pony in a brown suit lightly poked his side "You okay?"
The Giant Banana lay beside him and he woke up to himself licking it. Storm rolled over and got up "Yeah... I'm okay"

The pony's eyes grew wide as he said "M...My Another Alicorn?!" Storm raised an eyebrow and felt his forehead, strangely he had a pointy horn sticking out of his head, and he laughed "Hahahahahaaaa! Awesome!"

He went towards the house cautiously and pressed an ear to the door, he heard nothing but snoring sounds inside. The stealth operation was interrupted when the eyes of the brown suited pony went opposite directions, resembling Derpy's eyes and pointed a hoof at him, shouting "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cks!"


He looked at the pony and turned in time to see a computer monitor the size of him fly at him and send him through the door, and into the hourse's kitchen, smacking against all the pots and spices, that wasn't what woke up the Molestia's though, the Monitor, after entering the house hit the pile of Molestias.


A display blinked on the monitor saying "Lol you're suuuuper dead!" and it exploded into confetti, but from the confetti bananas started to pour from the center, randomly appearing in the center of the confetti cloud.

It started to fill up the house and spill out the doorway, Storm flew out his kitchen window, breaking one half of the window off.

He looked to the sky to see a giant version of Molestia, but only her head, it filled up the entire sky. It shouted at him "You must love me! Love me or die!"
Storm felt her words literally as her talking sent him against the ground hard "But... But i do!"

"Prooove it!" Molestia dared and smirked at him, but after no further reply from Stor, her horn glowed and suddenly the entire planet turned into millions of Molestias.


Storm woke up in a cold sweat, screaming in his bed, sitting up quickly. Horror entered the room and asked "You okay Storm? You need anything?" he sounded concerned and Storm wiped sweat from his forehead, smiling with relief "No thanks, just had a bizarre dream is all..."
Horror asked "Are you sure?" he then started to talk quickly, only taking one breath before, Horror's eyes seemingly glowing and slowly rotating in the dark "Icangetyouawatermaybesomejuicewouldyoulikesomethingple aseletmegetyousomethingitsbetterthankillingyouwhichallm ytoolsaremysteriouslybananasandgrapesokayillletyousleep " Horror then left the room, closing Storm's door behind him.

Storm went back to sleep and woke up later that day and went out for his usual flight to where Pinkie worked, at Sugarcube Corner.
He entered the store and greeted Pinkie Pie "Hey Pinkie, I'm here for my Cloud Cupcake!"
She greeted him back with a bright smile "Okie Dokie Lokie!" She disappeared into the kitchen and came back seconds later with a paper bag in her teeth, trotting to the counter, she placed the bag on the counter.
Storm picked the bag up with his teeth and left the shop calling to her "Thanks, Have a Nice Day Pinkie!" She waved happily to him.

He openned the bag and smelled inside, it smelt like Heaven, but strangely he saw troll faces all over the place, over anything that wasn't a building or the ground or something not attached to the ground. He laughed and saw Twilight Sparkle pass him "He said hello Twi" but she replied "Lol u Mad?"
Suddenly the sky crackled with a flash of light, and a meteor quickly smashed into Canterlot.

Twilight yelled "Problem!" and the two ran off towards Canterlot.

Now at Canterlot they saw the meteor crashed into the main city gates, the ponies nearby were dazed, bruised but not dead or in pieces.
It was a gigantic Sandwich, squished into the ground, it's molten cheese on the ground no pony dared to touch.

Storm smiled and ate his cupcake, immediately seeing Rainbow Everything, even Trollight Sparkle, who said "Problem?... Problem"

At this point however, only Twilight had a trollface, but everything was in rainbow color and was slowly moving.
When Princess Celestia and Princess Luna came out to observe the meteor and commotion that had been created by the many ponies that came, Storm saw they looked like they were extremely fluffy, poofy even.

Celestia had a very serious face "I want to eat that fucking thing" and Luna also had a serious face "Yes let's eat the fuck outta it"

The two proceeded to cool the molten cheese to the point it was eatable, and they slowly ate the whole Giant Grilled Cheese Sandwich.
After Celestia and Luna finished eating the Giant sandwich they were somehow even puffier, their eyes barely visible, thy looked like giant balls of hair, their manes proportionally fatter.

Celestia still had a serious face, somehow even more serious "I want to eat this fucking planet" Celestia knelt down and started to eat the ground, which Luna, being full, looked at Celestia "Sister, are you sure you're not made of cotton candy?" Celestia snapped at her sister with a deep voice "Shut Up I'm eating this whole fucking planet"
Luna shrugged and flew to Storm "You look like strawberries, Ima eat you now" Luna bent her head to take a chomp out of Storm, he heard a crunching sound.


Storm woke up in his bed, sweating and blushing "What... uhhh... that's the last time i eat clouds"

Storm went back to sleep, hoping he wouldn't have any weird ass dreams, but he failed, feeling he was being watched.
He looked at the foot of his bed and saw a sinister smile, but no eyes glowing the darkness, he hid under his blankets and heard slithering noises, he soon felt something slimy feel up his legs.

He saw ten smiles with the one sinister one, all of them the same except in size.


Storm woke up again, this time sweating and blushing even more, feeling abundantly warm all over.
He got out of bed quickly and briskly and walked out the door of his house and during that night he took a walk that lasted for seven hours, seven cause he would stop so some random pony hogtied him and took him home.

Authorities say a blue or black pony dragged him off, they don't know the height but they do know it was a mare.


Storm Chaser was never seen again...


Then Two Years later Storm appeared in a snowglobe which princess Luna had bought, she for some reason wanted to lick the snowglobe but instead ate it and Storm.


He woke up in his bed, screaming and sitting up quickly, but fell backwards "Oh buck, whatever..." he felt a draft, and Celestia appeared in his window, wide grin on her face and a bag of bananas levitating beside her, Banestia.

Storm looked at her as she jumped onto his bed and looked down on him, locking his blankets. She took a banana out of the bag and threw it at Storm's forehead, teleporting him to the Moon.


He Woke up a final time and went for a walk in the cold night, taking one of Horror's riding crops and a jacket.
The Night air soothed him from his massive collection of dreams, but he heard something from behind him, hooves rushing at him. He dove to the side rolling over, he took out the riding crop and smiled, speaking in a corrupted voice "Bring it on! I can take anything anypony, deity or god can dish out and stay standing!"

The dark figure stood, silent "Really... I doubt that... Try this on for size!" The pony ran at him, but he smacked it and dogded it "Try better than that!" once again his voice sounding corrupted "Little Pony~"
The dark figure exploded into a shroud of darkness that glowed in the night, it sped at him and engulfed him, moving like water.

It drained into his body, and pain surged through him, ut he simply laughed as a greater power rose up, Horror Storm.
The vapor-like darkness howled in frustration "The Shroud is unmatchable in every way! Submit you piece of crap!"
Horror Storm and Storm Chaser both mentally and spiritually teamed up on the darkness, destroying it utterly.

But storm's body was now weak and unable to keep balance, he groaned as he fell down and fell unconscious, he heard the hooves and voice of a pony nearby.
As he faded to black, he could only get words, no discernible voice "Well, Well, Well... If it isn't my stalker..."


Storm had disappeared that day, nopony seeing him for days... Until...

The Unthinkable happened...