So yeah they totally began the long drive to the Diamond District.
"So how long is this drive anyway?" Asked Apple Friend who was declared missing by her orphanage but no one cared enough to look for her.
"About 3 hours." Answered Changeshape who was the car.
"What do we do to pass the time?" Again asked Apple Friend.
"WE ARE GOING TO PLAY EYE SPY!" Ordered Robotimo in a really threatening way.
Everyone agreed that a game of eye spy was in order.
"I spy sand." Said Spine.
"I spy clouds." Said Changeshape.
"I spy The Battleground of Torment, the scorched and dead earth that hosted the great Momba war!" Said Apple Friend.
Scootaloo knew this wasn't how you played this game, but she was bored enough to go along with it.
"Uh....I see.....HOLY CRAP A DEAD BODY!" She said in horror and that laugh track played again.
The car came to a stop.
Spine ran over to the body and OH MAN IT'S STILL ALIVE. and also spine looked at his face and he looked like this
"I must......find.......Swooty....." He said, hardly holding on to his life oh man this is getting sad.
Well they dragged him into the wife car and gave him some water.
After two and a half hours he woke up.
"Thank you my friends. I nearly died and after that would not have been able to complete my mission." The really attractive man said.
"Hey, no problem, but who are you? You look really familiar." Asked and also stated Scootaloo.
"Oh, you probably remember my father. He always told me he was really good friends with Swooty Bell, and if I remember my stories correctly, you all look like her friends!" he said with happy.
"Well I'm sorry to tell you this, but Swooty died over a year ago..." Bad news'd Spine.
"Oh no......all may be lost." He said with tears.
"Please, just tell us what's going on." Pleaded Scootaloo.
"I...I'm sorry. Let me start over. My name is Mr.McDreamy, the son of the great Mr.McMeany." He said and they all gasped.
"TIE HIM UP AND FEED HIM TO THE SARLAC!" Said Changeshape.
"Hold on! Maybe he's not as bad as McMeany!" Reasoned Scootaloo.
"What do you mean? Wasn't he your friend?" Asked the confused McDreamy.
"Boy, do we have a story to tell you..." Said Twix Bar who was also blushing because McDreamy was so hot.
SO THEY TOLD HIM THE ENTIRE SWOOTY BELL SAGA.
"Well crap that would explain the doomsday devices he kept in the living room." Said McDreamy.
"So ok yeah so WHY did you need to find Swooty anyway?" Asked someone in the car or maybe it WAS the car I don't know.
"Oh, yes. I was doing really sciencey research when I picked up a 'Universal Wave', and boy I tell you that's NOT a good thing! When I felt the power I jumped into my dad's old wormhole hopper and hopped right over to Horse Planet U.S.A to get help." He exposition'd.
"Wait, what's a 'Universal Wave'?" Thought the reader.
"It is a powerful pulse of energy. It only happens when a being or object of immense power is about to emerge. It was a really weak one, but was just strong enough to reach my planet. Even one this weak could mean a great danger." He continued to explain.
"But how did you know to come HERE?" Asked Apple Friend who wanted to be a part of the conversation.
"When the wave occurs, it rips wormholes open all over the effected area. The wormholes lead to the source. It lead me HERE, and I knew Swooty would be of great help to stop whatever calamity is coming,"
"Hey guys, sorry to interrupt, but it's time for a commercial." Said Twix Bar.
The universe went dark.
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AND BACK TO THE ACTION
Scootaloo threw up a little as the universe went back to normal.
"Ok guys, was THAT normal, because I've been here over a year and I've never seen that." Said the really angry Scootaloo.
"Of course, that was just a normal word from our sponsor!" Said Twix Bar.
Scootaloo glared at her.
"Ok well our little Scoots here has been having crazy dreams that are leading us on an epic adventure. Maybe it's connected." Said Changeshape.
"Well I'm willing to try anything at this point. I shall join you!."
MR.MCDREAMY HAS JOINED THE PARTY.
LVL 5
+2 ATK
+2DEF
+8INT
+100HANDSOME
And they continued the journey. Only minutes from the Diamond District, Scootaloo fell asleep.