Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback!

by trahzo


Ch.30: Origins.

The fight continued with Pinkie's mom losing the fight! Then, we get the next story...a Generation Zero pony from My Pretty Pony. Do not be mistaken, this isn't part of the Babes from a Faraway Land Trilogy, this is simply an Ultra Unique shipping between Spike & My Pretty Pony's Retro Leap, at least that's what she's called here: https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=Retro+Leap


"A long time ago, we ponies were attacked by creatures that Celestia and Luna had trouble fighting against! These creatures would have dominated the Kingdom of Equestria until they caused something to incur mother nature's wrath!" Said Applejack.

"What did they do sis?" Asked Applebloom.

"Can't say, but mother nature sure was angry that it sent out something to protect us all! A giant that towered over even Troubleshoes Clyde!"

"Really? Even over Troubleshoes?"

"Yes, twin titans emerged from the Everfree Forest!"

"What were their names?"

"One, was known as Retro Leap, and the other was Romance who come to think of it, looked like Fluttershy. They fought against the creatures with the leadership of an ancient Alicorn known as Bonnie Zacherle, an alicorn older than Fausticorn herself."

"An alicorn older than 'the' creator?"

"Yep Sugarcube, after they vanquished the creatures plaguing Equestria, they returned to the Everfree Forest, and Bonnie Zacherle left. It is said that she turned old like Granny Smith, the 1st mortal alicorn."

"Wow, that was a great story sis, you think I can see one of them someday?"

"Can't say, they've been gone since a time known as G1, although, they are out there, to represent the anger of Mother Nature."

Years later, Spike had grown to be taller than Troubleshoes as well, he worried that he couldn't find anyone who wouldn't get ripped apart by his huge dick. He felt he could find another dragon in the Everfree that he could take back to Ponyville, but Applebloom knew he was into ponies, so she told Spike about the legendary giants. Spike didn't believe Applebloom as 1st, but then one day as he traveled through the Everfree, this happened...












DEEZ MOTHERFUCKING NUTZ!!!


Hahaha, I was waiting to say that! Didn't feel like making it rain nuts, I just waited the perfect time to say it! Anyways, Spike then found one of them, he couldn't believe his eyes.

"(She's so pretty.)" He thought, well Gen Zero is known as My Pretty Pony after all. "(AB, I'll never doubt you and the CMC again!)"

He sat behind that bush, clenching a fist, while crying tears of joy.

"And how are you doing?"

"Ah!" Spike jumped. "Oh, w-well, hi I'm Spike the dragon. I was just passing by, trying to find a pony mate." Then he blocked his face with his claws. She stood before Spike, she looked something like this:

https://derpibooru.org/858868?scope=scpeaf12f12bb293a36f43bdd7807c81c74a96dc7c9f

"I'm Retro Leap, it's nice to meet you....wait a minute, pony mate?"

"If I was raised by ponies, then I want to start a family with ponies, and there are only 2 ponies as big as me!"

"One actually..."

"What?"

"My dear friend Romance..."

*Flashback!*

Retro Leap and Romance under the leadership of Bonnie Zacherle fought the creatures causing harm, but when they made it to the emperor of these invaders.

"Romance NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The Emperor killed Romance, but allowed Retro Leap to defeat the Emperor, finally stopping the invasion.

*Flashback over.*

Retro Leap looked down crying, mourning her friend. "I loved her as a sister, she was my best friend!"

Spike comforted her. "There, there, at least you saved all of Equestria from evil."

"Yeah, but losing her was very hard on me, I just can't forget her."

The love she had for her lost friend attracted unwanted attention.

*Buzz* *Buzz* *Buzz*

"What the?" Retro Leap looked up.

"Changelings!"

"Why are these creatures here?"

"Probably the love you had for your dead friend, Romance. These things eat love." Spike explained to her.

"Creatures that devour love, kind of like those creatures millennium ago who devour compassion!"

"You still know how to fight?"

"Of course!"

Then the fight began! Spike blasted fire, causing a wall of 30 Changelings to be burnt to a crisp! Then Retro Leap kicked back 40 Changlings, breaking their exoskeletons. Then 50 Changelings flew in a drill formation, but Spike countered with even more fire! Retro Leap was impressed by how Spike fought, it reminded her of her time fighting alongside Romance. Then Retro Leap fought off 60 Changelings! Spike fought off 70! 80, 90, 100! Their numbers depleted, even though they kept on coming with 10 more each wave! All of the changelings were beaten by these 2. Retro looked at Spike with admiration for his fighting skill.

"Spike, you were an incredible fighter."

"Thanks, you did amazing too."

The 2 smiled each other while panting from the battle.

"Now kiss." Said an old voice.

"Huh?" They looked around, and then an old white alicorn with a blonde mane and glasses appeared.

"Bonnie?!"

"You heard you leader right Retro Leap? I said now kiss."

Then Retro listened to her leader and gave Spike what she asked for, which were not in fact deez nuts, but a big kiss on Spike's lips. Spike returned it.

"(Thank this old hag I met this big beauty!)"

Then the 2 hugged each other within the silence of the forest.


Pinkie's sisters lose the fight next! Now let's see what's been going on in Anna's Hotel!

"I'm going to encase you in permafrost then bury you in your grave!" Said Geoice!

"Not if I squish your spider body with an ice boulder!" Said Terraice!