//------------------------------// // Jeff vs. Shining Armour // Story: The Monster Within // by Serious //------------------------------// "100! Alright ready or not... HERE I COME!" I yelled, uncovering my eyes. "Heh heh, come out come out, wherever you are." *Meanwhile in Canterlot* "Twilight are you sure you're alright?" Asked Shining Armour. "Yes, I'm fine... we just need to worry about Jeff." Twilight answered. "What are we supposed to do Twilight, everytime we hit him, he gets up like it was nothing and just laughs?" Asked Rainbow Dash. "I'll take care of him." Said Shining. "Are ya' sure bout this?" Asked Aj. "Yes, he's threatened my sister, almost took three of the elements lives... he must be stopped." Sining said. "Plus, how strong can he be? Well see you girls later." "Do you really think he can do it Twi'? Asked Aj, as Shining Armour left. "Yes... I believe in him." Twilight said. *Ponyville* "Alright, were the fuck ARE YOU!!" I screamed out, looking for Twilight. "I swear I will gut you like a fish when I find you... I will then proceed to eat you and make sure you have the most painful death imaginable." "Do you care to repeat that you son of a bitch." A voice rang out, when I turned around, I saw some sort of spell come straight at my face. "Hmpt... that was e-" "That was good." I interrupted, getting up. "Got another one in ya." "Gross." He said. "Anyways, you dare threaten my sister like that?" "Ohh God, this is priceless, you came here thinking you can kill me." I mocked. "But I got new for ya, BUDDY!" I started to get closer. "I... CAN'T... DIE!!!" I yelled. "Ya know... instead of killing Twilight, I can just kill you instead." "Hmpt, that won't be necessary, for I will defeat you." He said. "...*snicker* heh... heh, hahahahhahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!" I laughed." Oh man, you are so fucking funny." I then charged at him. "To bad you have to DIE!" He hit me with another spell. "Get away." "Nah, I think I'll get up, close, and... personal." I said slyly. "Stop it." He said shooting another one. "Oh come on, I thought you were faster than this, stronger than this." I taunted, keeping my sly voice. "Stop it!" He shouted. "Now come here so I can enter you with my nice, clean, shar-" He interrupted. "STOP! IT!" He said. "Everything you say... it just sounds so... so... s-" I cut he off. "Delightful?" I asked. "STOP IT!" He shouted shooting me. "But why should I." I said. "I'm just getting started." I then stabbed him in the back leg. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" He yelled in pain. "Y-You bastard." "Oh, was that your leg, I'm sorry." I said. "I was aiming for your head." "F...Fuck o-off." He said. "My death w-will not be in v-vain." "Ohh." I said. "But it will, now got to sleep." I then started to stab him continuously, until I saw his heart, I reached for it pulling it out from his insides, I then squashed it in my hand. I then began to sing as I left him there, his organs falling out of the side of his stomach. ♫Baby I told you from the star, baby from the start, I'm only gonna break break, break break break, your heart♫ My voice trailed off as I went into a random direction... 'Hopefully the right direction' I thought.