Honestly, she hadn't meant any harm. It's not like she wanted to do this! It was just- And-
"Rarity, what the hay happened?" Twilight asked as she glared at Rarity, the white unicorn sweating bullets.
"I was in your study, putting away the book like you asked, when I saw your tiara..." Rarity smiled nervously.
"Go on." The lavender princess snorted.
"Well I was just prancing about a tad, when the door just came flying open!" Rarity pleaded. "Please, I didn't mean any harm!"
"What happened next, Rarity?"
"I-" Rarity opened her mouth, but found she couldn't get any words to form. She looked down to the ground, the fine layer of shattered gems and gold around her hooves just bearing down on her soul.
With a sigh, Twilight levitated her tiara off her friend, setting it down gently as she turned to the offending party once more. "Who came in?"
"He said he was General Rin Tintin, of the Diamond Dog empire." Rarity sobbed. "He thought I was the Princess..."
"Was this the point he declared war on you?" Twilight asked very kindly. The same kind voice a mother would use to get a confession.
"Uh-huh."
"And how did you respond?" Twilight asked.
"I- I..."
"You hit him with an uppercut." Twilight finished, stepping over the general as he laid on the cold marble floors. "You knocked him out is what you did. Do you understand why I'm upset with this?"
"Because you're in the middle of preparing for the World Peace Summit..." Rarity whined. "Please Twilight, it was an accident!"
"Rarity, you hit him so hard you literally shattered his gold helmet!" Twilight shouted.
"I'm sorry!"
Twilight steadied herself with a breath as she looked back to the unconscious militant in her study. "Well, what's done is done. Come on, we have a war to settle before next Tuesday."
"You- You want me to go with you?" Rarity hesitated. This was a trap, she knew it.
"Well, you are quite advanced in plot kicking militant leaders." Twilight surmised.
"You're joking, right?" Rarity asked.
"Not at all. Come on, I want to have their forces humiliated by sundown at the latest." Twilight said with a flip of her snout into the air.
"But- But I hate fighting..." Rarity whined.
"You should have thought of that before you decided to go full buck Norris on this guy!"