The Monster Within

by Serious


Meeting Royalty

I woke up in the middle of the forest... I didn't know how or why, but I was. I decided to explore and see if I could find a way out. After about fifteen minutes I found a pond... I looked into it to see my jacket was bloody, a knife was sticking out of my pocket, and I had some scars.. "What the hell happened last night?" I asked aloud, I then heard some bushes move, I turned around and saw nothing. "W-Who's there? Show yourself." I demanded... no response. "... I fucking hate forest's." I then heard something move again. "Who's there? I-I don't want any trouble... hello." I said still nothing, just then I caught a glimpse of a hat. "Hello." I said, hoping for a response... nothing. I then decided it was time it was time to leave... I then heard a voice.

"What was that thing?" I heard it say. I turned around.

"Hello." I said, nothing. I turned back around and started to walk again. "I'm probably just hearing things."

*Ten minutes later*

I had finally made it out... I felt free as I exited the forest, I then a village. "Maybe they can help me figure out where I am." I said to myself, then I heard a voice in my head 'kill them... you know you want to' it said. "NO!" I shouted, "No more, I-I won't let you out." I said, it spoke again. 'Hah hah hah, you think you have a choice... classic Davey' "SH-SHUT UP!!" I yelled to the voice. 'I will escape... sooner or later' it said. "No... no no no NO!" I yelled. I started to calm myself down. "Ok... ok, no need to worry, he can't escape... yet." I said and headed to the village. When I got to the village all I saw were ponies, in houses, in the streets, everywhere. "W-What the hell." I managed to say, and as soon as I said this they all stopped and looked at me... with fearful eyes, they didn't stop looking at me so I decided to say something. "Uh, hi." They began to back away... slowly. 'Do they know what I did... what I am?" I asked myself. I then looked down, my jacket. "Shit." I managed to say. Just then I felt something poking me, I turned around... a baby pony was punching me... it kinda tickled, I couldn't help but chuckle.

"Hey what's so funny, I'm beating you up." They pony said.

"What the? You can talk?" I asked.

"Well duh." It said, I then came to a conclusion.

"I-I'm dreaming... I have to be." I said, aloud.

"Uh no you're not." The pony said.

"That's exactly what someone in a dream would say." I said. "Plus, I'm having a conversation with a baby pony."

"Hey, I'm not a baby." She said.

"How's the cute lil' baby?" I asked jokingly.

"I'm going to... to-" I cut her off.

"Tickle me to death?" I asked, she started to growl.

"You shouldn't picking on little kids." A pony said.

"Huh?" I asked. "I'm not bullying... I'm teasing, totally different."

"Calling him baby, laughing at him, yeah sure that's teasing." She said.

"Mind if I ask who you are." I said.

"I'm am Twilight Sparkle... but who and what in Equestria are you?" Twilight asked.

"I'm a human... idiot, and my names Dave, Dave Alatorre." I said.

"That's an... odd name." She said.

"Twilight Sparkle..." I said. "Yep, normal as can be."

"Anyways, I came here for a complaint... somepony had blood on their clothes, and a knife." She said, looking at me. "What did you do?"

"I have no fucking clue." I said, chuckling in the middle.

"Well... I'm sorry but I'm going to have to take you in, until we find there is no evidence that you didn't kill anypony." She said, getting serious.

"Well I would, but first." I said grabbing a vanishing ball firework. "MAGIC!" I shouted, throwing it on the ground, I quickly climbed onto a nearby tree. When the smoke vanished I yelled. "HUZZAH!!" They all looked at me, and I ran off.

"GET HIM!!" I heard Twilight yell.

After about five minutes I was in a corner. "Maldita sea la madre puta mierda" I said.

"What?" Someone/pony asked.

"Fuck you that's what." I said, Just then I saw a blinding light, come at me followed by the words.

"Night, night."

I woke up in a cell looking area... it was pretty camped and small, but I guess it was for small ponies. I checked my pocket... I still had my knife. "Are they fucking stupid?" I asked myself. 'Heeey, still don't want to kill them?' a voice in my head asked. "Not now Jeff." I said. 'Oh, come on, you don't want to kill them... but it technically isn't you... it's me who does all the work' He said... but he did have a point "W-Well, I gues-" He cut me off 'Then let me out, I get to kill, you conscience will be intact, and we all live happily ever after, when they're all dead' I was about to let him free, until I got a grip on myself. "NO, my conscience won't be intact, it will know that I let you out and that you killed all of them... so then it'll all be my fault, so no." I said. 'I WILL GET OUT, AND WHEN I DO NO ONE WILL BE SAFE!!' HE yelled, then left me alone again. Just then a pony in armour came.

"Celestia will see you now." He said.

"Okie Dokie." I said, with a smile plastered on my face.

When we got into the "Throne Room" I saw , a normal sized pony (from what I've seen), a dark medium sized pony, and a tall white one. But they were different, they had horns, and wings... and the normal sized one looked like she was made of crystals.

"Speak you name." Said that dark one.

"You first." I said.

"THOU WILL SPEAK THOU NAME AND RESPECT US!!!" She shouted.

"FUCK, can you speak quieter next time, Estúpido de mierda puta." I said.

"Fine, now let us try that again, ahem, speak your name... and what language was that?" She asked, 'Bitch doesn't know spanish' I thought 'Free pass to say what I want'

"My name is Dave Alatorre, and it was spanish, perra." I said 'This is fun' I thought just then.

"Hablo español , así, y me enteré de lo que han estado diciendo a la Princesa Luna." Said the crystal one, with a smirk.

"Hmpt, Camino a tomar la diversión fuera de él." I said, crossing my arms. "Pero debo admitir que, estoy impresionado con su conocimiento."

"Candace, you understand him?" Asked the white one.

"Yes." She answered.

"Hah , sólo porque no puedo lío con usted, no quiere decir que no puede meterse con ellos." I said smiling.

"No si puedo evitarlo." She said.

"This is actually fun." I said, she giggled.

"It is huh." She said.

"Well not for us, we don't know what you are saying." The dark one said

"Vamos a mantenerlo de esa manera." I said, smiling.

"I demand that we us-" I cut her off.

"Fine... I'll use english." I said.

"Thank you." She said

"Ahora, ¿qué te trae por aquí?" Asked Cadence, Luna glared a her. "Only he agreed to it."

"You must to." She said.

"Fine." She said.

"Oh, and to answer that question... I have no clue." I said.

"You don't know why your here?" She asked. "That doesn't make sence."

"Oh trust me... my whole life doesn't make sence." I said, starting to lose my smile. "You can keep secrets right?"

"Uhh, sure." Said the tall one.

"Ok... well.." I then began to tell them everything about me... especially about Jeff.


Spanish to English translations in order from first to last:

"Maldita sea la madre puta mierda" = "Damn fucking shit"

"Estúpido de mierda puta" = "Stupid shit"

"Perra" = "Bitch"

"Hablo español , así, y me enteré de lo que han estado diciendo a la Princesa Luna" = "I speak Spanish as well, and I know what you have been calling Princess Luna."

"Hmpt, Camino a tomar la diversión fuera de él" = "Hmpt, way to take the fun out of it."

"Pero debo admitir que, estoy impresionado con su conocimiento." = "But I must admit. I'm impressed with your knowledge."

"Hah, sólo porque no puedo lío con usted, no quiere decir que no puede meterse con ellos." = "Hah, just because I can't mess with you, doesn't mean I can't mess with them."

"No si puedo evitarlo." = "Not if I can help it."

"Vamos a mantenerlo de esa manera." = "Let's keep it that way."

"Ahora, ¿qué te trae por aquí?" = "Now, what brings you here?"